Hello.

This is this person, this is this person, this person, and this person.

Hello.

Hey, hello, how are you people?

Nice to meet you.

I'm a person.

Nice to meet you.

You're not from this particular territory, are you?

Nah, nope, I'm from this territory which is further north of this place and a bit to the west.

Aww.

Brown dog with white spots.

Brown dog with white spots.

Eh?

No, not you guys.

Brown dog, medium size, with white spots and long ears.

Hey, two tickets for the one with the beefy guy who can never be killed, please.

Oh, sorry, we're sold out.

There are still tickets for the one about the tall guy and the red head who don't like each other at first but end up together.

Oh, you spoiled it.

Ah, two for that one.

Give me your number so I can call you.

Write it down.

Uh, uh, let's see.

Hi, excuse me.

Do you have the little thing that goes on the other bigger thingy and is used to turn the thing?

Hmm.

Exactly.

Thank you.

In this country there are many bald men with mustaches, but only one who wants you to do well, and that's me.

List 114, Baldi with a Mustache, President, Anxious Skinny Man, Vice President.

Hey, look at this.

Ugh, enough with the hey.

Hey this, hey that.

I'm tired of being just generic people who can't tell each other apart.

If only we could create a unique combination of words that would quickly represent and differentiate us from each other.

Okay, I think we've done it.

Well, from now on I shall be known as...

Oh, uh...

Call me Scientist One.

It's fine for me.

The end.

Thank you for watching.