[pounding at door]

- IT'S YOUR LANDLORD! [pounding continues]

- HEY, DEVON.

- HEY, HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER?

HOW YOU DOING? YEAH.

JUST, UH, STOPPING BY.

JUST WANTED TO CHECK UP ON EVERYTHING.

- OKAY. - YEAH--AHA!

YOU IN HERE, YOU LITTLE MOTHER[bleep]?

NOPE.

CLOSET LOOK GOOD.

DOOR IS STRONG.

SO Y'ALL SETTLING IN? - YEAH.

WE'VE BEEN LIVING HERE A YEAR AND A HALF, SO WE HAVE.

- SO, UH, HOW ARE THESE CUPBOARDS WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

MAN, NOBODY IN HERE...

BESIDES YOUR STUFF, WHICH LOOKS GOOD.

- THANK YOU.

- COMPLETELY UNRELATED--

HAVE Y'ALL SEEN A 4'11" DUDE WITH A PURPLE BEARD UP IN HERE?

- NO. NO.

NO, NO ONE'S IN HERE...

PROBABLY BECAUSE WE LOCK THE DOOR.

- OH, HE GOT THE BODY LIKE A RAT.

HE CAN JUST SQUEEZE THROUGH THE VENTS.

- YEAH.

SO YOU THINK SOMEBODY'S HIDING IN MY APARTMENT?

- NO.

I TOLD YOU--

IT'S JUST A SOCIAL CALL.

I MEAN, WHY WOULD GERALD BE IN HERE, ANYWAY?

- GERALD.

THERE IS A MAN WITH A PURPLE BEARD

NAMED GERALD IN MY APARTMENT?

- HELL, NO!

WHY? DID YOU SEE HIM?

HE ABOUT 4'9", GOT A PURPLE BEARD.

- YEAH.

- HEY, BABY-- - [screams maniacally]

- [screams] - UGH!

THIS IS--AGH!

[grunts]

OH. [laughs]

HEY, BABY GIRL.

YOU AIN'T GERALD. [snickers]

OH, BY THE BY, HAVE YOU SEEN A 4'5" PURPLE BEARD?

- BABY...

- DEVON, WHAT'S GOING ON?

- OKAY, YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA LEVEL WITH ALL Y'ALL.

THERE IS A 4'3" [bleep] WITH A PURPLE BEARD NAMED GERALD

SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.

- WHY DOES HE KEEP GETTING SMALLER

EVERY TIME YOU MENTION HIM?

- SERIOUSLY?

'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO ALARM Y'ALL.

HE IS DISTURBINGLY SMALL, REALLY.

HE A GOOD GUY.

HE SMOKE ROCK, THOUGH.

I MEAN, HE'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET MONEY FOR CRACK.

ANYTHING.

- OKAY.

- I MEAN ANYTHING.

- I GET IT.

- HE WILL MURDER YOU.

- WELL, WE CERTAINLY HOPE YOU FIND HIM.

- OH, I'M GONNA FIND HIM.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT,

'CAUSE I'M GONNA LOOK LOW,

AND THEN I'M GONNA LOOK HIGH.

[grunting]

- [screams]

[both screaming]

- GERALD, YOU TINY LITTLE BITCH!

SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, Y'ALL.

GERALD, WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU GONNA BE 2'3"!