I couldn't help but notice you admiring me yesterday in the courtyard.

Um, what?

Oh, you don't speak English.

You like me sing.

You like me sing very much.

Um, I totally speak English.

I even did a little research on you.

You're a foreign exchange student named Sunshine Corazon because you're from the Philippines where it's sunny every day.

Except for the monsoons.

Listen, Sunshine, we need chorus members.

People to stand behind me and stare at me with wet, moved eyes while I sing solos.

So I encourage you to audition for Glee Club.

Glee Club is fun.

Swaying in background can be fun.

Thank you.

Okay.

Hello, hello.

Baby, you're cool.

I can hear a thing.

I have got no service in the club, you see, see.

What, what, what did you say?

Are you breaking up with me?

Sorry, I cannot hear you.

I'm kinda busy.

Kinda busy.

Kinda busy.

Sorry, I cannot hear you.

I'm kinda busy.

Just a second.

It's my favorite song they're gonna play.

And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh.

You should have made some plans with me and knew that I was free.

And now you won't stop calling me.

I'm kinda busy.

Stop calling, stop calling.

I don't wanna think anymore.

I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.

Stop calling, stop calling.

I don't wanna talk anymore.

I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.

Stop telephoning me.

I'm busy.

Shut up!

Um, that was fun.

I'd love to join your club.

When are auditions?

Let me get back to you on that one.

Don't tell anyone about this, okay?

Okay.