He's such a loss to the nature community, you know?

He taught us so much about nature.

And I got mad when I heard this lady on TV saying that he taught us a lot about nature.

And it was like, no, he didn't really teach a lot about nature.

If you want to learn about nature, you watch Discovery Channel or one of these, you know, nature programs where they have a guy on safari and he's studying from afar.

Crocodile Hunter?

No, come on, every episode.

Hey, how are you doing?

Look over there, right there, there's a tiger.

That tiger weighs 800 pounds and it could kill a man in 10 seconds.

I'm going to touch it.

Hi, tiger.

Oh, he's angry.

He's angry.

Next episode, hey, there's a king cobra, the most venomous snork in all the planet.

Oh, boy, now I'm dead.

I'm going to pick it up.

He's angry.

If he really wanted people to think he was out there, man, America, we should have borrowed him and sent him to Iraq with no gun, just a camera crew.

You imagine how bad that would have freaked out the enemy, you know?

You're in an arcade and you're out there, you know?

And he's walking towards them wearing shorts.

And he's walking up to them, hey, look over there.

That's an arcade member.

An Iraqi soldier, one of the most dangerous creatures in all the planet.

One push of a button and I'm gone.

I'm going to puck him with a stick.