Where's Huggy Bear?

Dignan, he's not there.

Huggy Bear is not in every single episode.

Wait a second.

Running to different pay phones?

What the hell is that all about?

That's what I'm trying to explain to you.

See, sometimes, Anthony, you can have a dream of an episode, and then you think that it actually happened.

No, Dignan, it's a real episode.

The killer's leading him across the city by calling different pay phones.

Why?

It's part of his plan.

I don't know why he does it.

That's what I'm saying, Anthony, is that it has the logic of a dream.

Well, okay, the point is, the killer always goes, may I speak to Starsky, even though he knows it's him?

What did Starsky say?

He says this is he.

This is he?

I think.

Oh...

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Did you see what I meant about the window?

That's your strength, Anthony, your little touches like that.

See, I thought it was superficial at first because we already had the keys, but you were thinking one step ahead to what happens if they...

What happens if they change the locks on us?

We couldn't get in because our keys wouldn't work.

But now we can always get in through that window.

See, that window can never be locked.

It's impossible.

I filed it down.

See, my brain can't really think like that.

You have that real good sense of mechanical, technological detail that just...

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

She's really kind of hot, you know.

Mm-hmm.

She's an attractive woman.

Are you serious?

Anthony, Anthony, Anthony, we'll get $200 for the coins alone.

How much?

Easily, easily $200.

That's less than what they're appraised at.

But, Dickman, do you really know that much about rare coins?

Yeah, I do know.

I know about money.

I know the value of money, Anthony.

Plus, Jesus Christ, the fucking earrings are worth three times that.

Anthony, hold on.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Anthony, hold on.

Look out.

I told you not to take the earrings.

You got another ball.

Anthony, I'm playing your game.

The list.

Do you remember the list?

This thing's digging.

It wasn't supposed to touch.

I don't think that the earrings were on the list.

The earrings were number three on the list.

Everything in the mahogany box was on the list.

Well, Anthony, wouldn't worth the risk to even go in there if we'd gone by the list?

That does not make any difference.

I bought the earrings for my mother on her birthday.

I picked them out myself.

Well, I can't be sorting through all that shit in the middle of a burglary.

There's just not time for it.

If I'd known you were gonna ignore everything I'd said, we'd have never gone in there.

I can promise you, you'd never have gone in there.

Just be practical, Anthony.

When we do a job, we do it to the best of our abilities, right?

We're trying to do it like professionals, because that's what we are.

What the fuck does that have to do with it?

I told you not to take my mother's fucking earrings.

I'm gonna look out.

Digging into Scotland, Warren.

I don't think so.

Just reach on in.

Yeah, that sets it all.

Anthony, do it real quick, and I'll meet you down there.

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Had an alarm.

Yeah, I heard that.

Five, seven, eight dollars.

Holy shit, what'd I tell you?

Eight dollars.

That's not bad.

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Where'd you learn that?

Books on herbs.

Herbs?

Like cinnamon or what?

Yeah, any kind of herb that grows.

What do they have to do with it, though?

I don't understand the connection.

Pot is an herb.

It's like any other kind of gardening.

How much could you grab, realistically?

As much as I want.

This crop I've got right now, when it comes up,

I'll have $6,000 worth of weed.

$6,000?

Are you serious?

You should see it.

I've got an entire crop in my backyard.

At the house?

How do you protect all that?

Nobody comes over there.

Nobody comes over there.

It's private property.

Besides, I have Hector.

Hector?

Well, Hector wouldn't do anything.

Hector's not gonna do anything.

Hector has a loud bark.

It's a loud bark that really counts.

If it's that easy, how come everybody ain't doing it?

Good question.

Don't you guys tell anybody about my plants?

You're paranoid, Bob.

Come on.

You just don't tell anybody.

Did you grow cinnamon?

I don't know.

Sure, I guess.

You could have your own cinnamon test if you grew out of that.

A weapon is anything you hold in your hand.

It can be a knife.

It can be a Coke bottle.

It can be a pencil, a ballpoint pen.

You can stick them right here and rupture the esophagus.

You give them a ballpoint tracheotomy.

And what kind do you recommend?

I mean, if we want a gun, just to intimidate someone.

No, you don't want to do that.

That's suicidal.

You don't intimidate people with guns.

You shoot people with guns.

Ha ha ha!

This is it.

We got it.

The most important thing you can have is the escape route.

Okay, one more thing we need to discuss.

You got to come up with a getaway strategy just in case somebody's tailing us or even chasing us, as the case may be.

You think I'm crazy?

You think I'm crazy?

You think I'm crazy?

You think I'm crazy?

You think I'm crazy?

You think I'm crazy?

Yes, as the case may be.

You think we're gonna be chased?

That's a good question.

No, I don't think we're gonna be chased.

I'm just being hypocritical.

But there's an advantage to having a plan.

We know where we're going.

The person behind us doesn't know where he's being taken.

All the stops, all the lights, all the turns.

We're always one step ahead.

You see what I'm saying?

Yeah, I do.

Hang on a second because this is important.

You're responsible for the internal situation.

That's money and people.

You're responsible for the external situation.

Car, getaway, the streets.

That's my responsibility.

All right, that's your domain.

One thing we need to discuss is timing because that's crucial.

Bob, God damn it. What the fuck is your problem?

I'm paying attention, Dignan.

Bob, you're not paying attention if you're fucking around with the gun.

Now quit fucking around with the gun and start paying attention because you're fucking...

Give me the fucking gun.

Dignan, relax. It's not your gun, okay?

Fuck you. Fuck you too, Bob.

Assholes, bastards, cowards.

I invent everything. I come up with the whole fucking plan.

You're out of my house, asshole.

Yeah, and who comes up with the plan?

Thanks. Thanks, Bob. Thanks, Anthony.

Dicks.

Fuckers.

Let's go.

Let's go, Lucky.

So I say to the guy, can I get in there? I think I left my wallet.

All right, sir, we're closed for the evening.

And I say, just for a second, do you have a lost and found?

Yeah, yeah, and that was...

When Anthony goes, do you have a lost and found, then the guy lets in, he opens the door, and then all of a sudden I'm in there. He's like, what's going on?

I don't know. He surprised me.

And then I've got, like, the gun on, and we're, like, pushing him in the back, pushing him in the back. Then we didn't have the right size bag.

Yeah, and then he starts going, we're gonna need a bigger bag.

I go to the manager. We're gonna need a bigger bag.

We're gonna need a bigger bag. We've gotta have a bigger bag.

Was he, like, screaming?

No, I wasn't screaming. I was calm.

The manager goes to me. The manager goes, I'm gonna remember you.

Are you serious?

Yeah, he said that to him.

Just like that, I swore to God in a real serious voice.

Like he'd find Dignan one day.

Yeah.

If it took him the rest of his life, he'd search out Dignan.

Like he'd hunt me down and kill me.

What did he say to you?

I don't think he really even got a good look at me.

I don't think he saw you.

Dignan scared him so bad, I just kind of...

They didn't even look at me anymore.

I can't believe how easy that was.

See you.

Bye.

See you later, Bob.

Bye.

Man, that was great driving.

Seriously, that was really good driving.

Okay.

$193,000.

$193,000.

$193,000.

$193,000.

Pretty good haul, Bob.

Good driving.

But the fact of the matter is, if we raced these shoes, we'd kill yours.

You want to make a bet?

Sure, I'll bet you.

Well, let's bet, then.

How much do you want to bet?

I don't really care.

Forget it, then, Anthony, because I'm not racing unless it's not worth my while.

Okay, how much do you want to bet?

I'll bet you anything.

Right now?

Fuck yeah, right now.

Okay.

Let's go to the back of the mailbox.

Let's make it to Lincoln.

Let's go.

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