I play Al Pacino's butt.

Your problem is quite clear.

All you want is a tinkle. I want you, Drake.

I know you do, but you and I can never be together that way. What?

There's something I never told you, Amber.

I'm actually your half-brother.

Look, I know I should've told you this a long time ago, but I am not Drake Ramore, okay?

I'm not even a doctor.

I'm an actor.

I just pretend to be a doctor. Oh, my God.

Do the people at the hospital know about this? This works in any milk carton.

Oh, it is easy.

Now I can have milk every day. Oh, my God.