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It's the most nonsense time of the year They gave me a special, they said it would test well as if I had fear It's the most nonsense time of the year It's the ho, ho, hoeyest special of all The champagne is bubbling on tundras are doubling when I deck your halls It's the ho, ho, hoeyest special of all There'll be songs all crescendoing, hot innuendoing Dancers who flex and keep time There'll be wit for the smarties And you know the best part is it's all on Netflix's dime No, seriously, they told me I could have an unlimited budget as long as I go viral, so I'm gonna break the set just to do it!
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My leg!
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It'll be fine.
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It's the most nonsense time of the year If you're hot and you're young And your stocking's well hung by the chimney with care It's the most nonsense time of the year They'll be singing, ingesting, celebrity guesting Huge packages under the tree I'll be playing my bangers with elf doppelgangers So please, please, please have faith in me There are comedy specials And there are music specials And there are holiday specials But who does musical comedy holiday specials?
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A lot of people.
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But do those specials have celebrity guests?
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Yes, they do!
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Everyone with a musical comedy holiday special does them with celebrity guests, and this is one of those.
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There'll be divas so stunning In seasonal punning In costumes in red and in green You can watch with your aunties I might mention panties But don't fret, it's TV4T Which means I'm allowed to say fuck three times.
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Fuck.
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Just one left.
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Anyways.
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Here we are!
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We've arrived at my set.
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Isn't this cute?
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It's exactly what my house looked like growing up.
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A tree, three walls, and a live studio audience.
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It's the most nonsense time of the year Well, I've learned all my blocking So please stuff my stocking with holiday cheer It's the most nonsense time Yes, the most nonsense time What's a third really good rhyme Of the year?
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You're in luck!
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I've trimmed my tree just for you Let's start the show!
