Hey, check out those two blondes over there.

Hey, come with me.

Are you trying to get everybody divorced?

You don't have to do anything.

It'll just be easier if it's the two of us, like college.

Remember, first you break the ice with some kind of a joke so they know you're the funny one.

Then I swoop in with some interesting conversation so they'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding, sexy one.

I thought I got to make the jokes.

Don't you have to be at work?

Oh, come on.

Uh, hello.

Hi, uh, my name's Chandler.

Uh, this is my friend Ross right here.

Hi.

And, uh, we were wondering, uh, you know, if you're up for it, we only need six more people for a human pyramid.

Swoop, swoop.

Uh, so, um, oh, hey, I noticed you're reading the paper.

Uh, another flood in Europe, huh?

Um, here's a question.

Would you... Would you rather drown or be burned alive?

Um, sorry, we're just leaving.

OK.

We still got it.

Hi, I, uh, I couldn't help but notice, uh, but that's... that's an unusual necklace.

You already hit on me an hour ago.

Right, so that's a firm no.

I don't believe this.

I just keep striking out.

I don't get it either.

I mean, you're obviously desperate.

You're asking women how they want to be killed.

Well, this is great.

Rachel's going to keep kissing guys until she finds the one she wants, and I'm...

I'm going to die alone.

By drowning, or...?