It's the end of the world.

世界末日阿

How could you possibly even know that?

你怎麼會知道？

Because this weird guy in the woods told me it was.

因為樹林裡一名奇怪的老兄告訴我這一切

What?!!

蝦密？！！

Don't worry about it, I have a plan!

別擔心，我有計畫！

We're just gonna out run this earthquake, steal an airplane..

我們只要逃離這場地震，偷走一架飛機

dodge all the buildings as the city collapses into the ocean...

躲避所有這座城市倒榻進海水裡的建築物

fly all the way back to Yellowstone..

一路飛回黃石公園

get the special map that tells us where the secret government spaceships are...

拿到可以告訴我們政府秘密飛船地點的特殊地圖

outrun a thermonuclear volcanic eruption...

逃離一場熱核火山爆發

land in Vegas so we can get an even bigger plane...

降落在拉斯維加斯，得到一架更大的飛機

hopefully someone we already know will conveniently be there with access to a bigger plane..

希望有個認識的人有駕駛大型飛機的能力

We'll convince them to take us with them and right before the ash cloud destroys Las Vegas...

我們會說服他們在火山灰摧毀拉斯維加斯之前帶我們走

we'll fly towards Hawaii...

然後飛去夏威夷

which will actually be on fire when we get there. But luckily the Earth's magnetic field will suddenly..

等我們到達那邊早就已經火海一片，幸好地球磁場突然

shift about 1000 miles and we'll magically crash land in the exact vicinity of the secret arks

移動大約1000英里，之後我們會神奇的精確降落墜毀在我們尋找很久的

we were searching for all along.

祕密方舟附近

And then, even though the secret arks will be heavily guarded and there's no possible way they'd just let us in...

再來，儘管秘密方舟戒備森嚴不會讓我們登船

We'll miraculously run into some locals who happen to be sneaking on board as well.

我們會奇蹟似的碰上在當地正要偷溜上船的人

Who will take pity on us and help us sneak onto the ark right at the last possible second!

他們會可憐我們並幫助我們在最後一刻登上方舟

And then, most of us will be saved.

之後，我們大部分的人都獲救了

Does that sound like a plan?

聽起來像是個計畫嗎？

Yeah!

對！

Then let's go!!

我們走吧！！

(deep breath)

(深呼吸)

Okay...

好吧...

New plan.

新計畫

Everybody dog paddle

大家開始狗爬式游泳吧

Jackson, it's over.

Jackson，結束了

Yea, I know..

我知道..

So what did you mean by, "most of us will be saved?"

所以你剛剛說「我們大部分的人都會獲救」是什麼意思？

Huh? Oh, Uh, nothing. Nothing

蝦咪？喔，沒事沒事

Don't worry about it.

不要在意

Oh ok.

喔好吧

You had me worried there for a moment.

你剛讓我擔心了一下下

Like I might be the one that dies and somehow everyone is okay with it 2 minutes later.

好像我大概是那一個會死掉的人並且不知道為何大家在兩分鐘之後就覺得我的死沒什麼

You know?

你懂嗎？

Nope, nope, you're good man.

不不，你是個好人

Welcome to the family.

歡迎成為我們家庭一員