And I wouldsay, I hopeyourstockingsarehungbythechimneywithcare, youreggsarenogged, andyour... andyournutsarefullymegged, butapparently, accordingto a newpoll, AmericansareoverChristmastraditions.
What? Christmasistraditions.
Youcan't beoverthemandstillhaveChristmas.
Ifyoudon't putoutyourwoodenshoes, howwillSinterklaasfillthemwithdriedfruitsandnutmeatfor a prosperousharvest?
Think, Hans, think.
Onetraditionthat a lotofpeoplearereadytoshakeupistheholidaymeal, evidently, withmanypeoplesayingthatthisyeartheywantburgersinsteadofturkey.
Yeah, that's true.
That, accordingtonotedsociographicanalystClarence T.
Gobbleson.
He's a doctor.
It's Dr. Clarence T.
Gobbleton.
But I gottoask, ifweeatburgersonChristmas, whatarewegoingtoeatontheFourthofJuly?
Thisjustthrowsoffthewholefestivefoodcalendar.
I can't eatburritosonArborDay.
Youeatwood.
It's notjustburgers. 44% ofrespondentssaytheywantpizza, 38% saidtacos, and 34% saidChinesetakeout.
Yes, that 34% alsocelebratesChristmasbywatching a movieandthenlightingHanukkahcandles.
Thesedays, copyrightsexpireafter 95 years, sothepublicdomainPopeyeisfrom 1929, likethisfirstappearancein a comiccalledThimbleTheater, wherePopeyefamouslysays, Youthink I'm a cowboy?
That's nice.
Injust a littleovertwoweeks, thatcatchphrasecanbemine.
And I canfinallygetridofmycurrentcatchphrase, Yabba-dabba-late-show!
Popeye, thankyou, thankyou.
Reallydidnotexpectanapplauseonthat.
Popeye, no, no, I wasnot...
I promiseyou, I wasnotthrowingonthemilkingmachinerightthere.
Popeyeisn't theonlycomicgoingpublic.
SoisTintin, a characterwhoissuperpopularinmostcountries, butnothere.
Evenourgoody-two-shoesupstairsneighborsarehaving a roughrunofitbecausethere's a politicalcrisisaroundCanadianprimeministerandDisneyprincewho's soboringyou'd ratherhookupwith a talkingcandlestick, JustinTrudeau.