in the English language

最有趣的單字

today is the word "Fuck."

莫過於「Fuck」

Out of all of the English words

在這字海無涯的英語詞彙裏

that begin with the letter "F",

由F起始的字彙，它特別引人注目

"Fuck" is the only word

「Fuck」是唯一

that is referred to as the "F" word.

和F***最容易有所聯想的字

It's the one magical word,

同時也是具有魔力的字

just by it's sound can describe:

依其語氣不同可分成幾種意思:

Pain, Pleasure, Hate and Love.

痛楚、歡喜、憎恨、關愛

"Fuck" as most words in the

如同大多數的英文單字

English language is derived from German

「Fuck」源於日耳曼語系中的「Frichen」

the word "Frichen" which means: to strike.

意思是「打、擊」

In English "Fuck" falls

然而在英語中

into many grammatical categories.

它卻有不同的詞性

As a transitive verb for instance:

第一，及物動詞，例如

"John fucked Shirley."

「約翰和雪莉交媾」

As an intransitive verb:

第二，不及物動詞，例如:

"Shirley fucks."

「雪莉這婊子」

It's meaning's not always sexual.

不過，它也不一定和「性」有關

It can be used as an adjective, such as:

也可以當形容詞使用，例如

"John's doing all the fucking work."

約翰有夠衰小做那『該死的鳥事』

As part of an adverb:

當副詞修飾動詞用

"Shirley talks too fucking much."

雪莉『哭夭到不行』

As an adverb enhancing an adjective:

當副詞修飾形容詞

"Shirley is fucking beautiful."

雪莉『天殺的』暴正!

As a noun:

當名詞用

"I don't give a fuck."

我才不吃『你祖嬤那套』

As part of a word:

組成一字

"Abso-fucking-lutely."

沒銼，整欉好好(臺語)

or

或者

"In-fucking-credible."

真嚇死我的毛了

And, as almost every word in a sentence:

還有，句中的疊字用法

"Fuck the fucking fuckers."

去你 * 的擔擔麵

As you must realize there aren't too many words

你會了解到，沒有一個字彙

with the versatility of fuck.

能像「Fuck」有那麼多種面貌

As these examples describing situations such as:

以下例子說明了語境中的使用，例如

Fraud:

被騙了

"I got fucked at the used car lot."

我的愛車被人ㄎㄧㄤ了

Dismay:

感到沮喪

"Ah, fuck it."

喔，真想『死』

Trouble:

有麻煩了

"I guess I'm really fucked now."

我想，我真的『完蛋』了

Aggression:

盛氣凌人時

"Don't fuck with me buddy."

小心我讓你『吃不了兜著走』

Difficulty:

遇到難搞的問題時

"I don't understand this fucking question."

這『殺小』問題我看不懂

Inquiry:

感到不解十時

"Who the fuck was that?"

伊係『蝦米碗糕』?

Dissatisfaction:

不滿

"I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

倒底這是在『欉三小』

Incompetence:

無能的人

"He's a fuck-off."

他算『哪根蔥』

Dismissal:

炒魷魚

"Why don't you go outside

你怎不滾一邊去，還出來丟人現眼

and play hide and go fuck yourself."

回家『吃自己』吧

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

我相信你還有相當多例子

With all these multi-purpose applications,

有了上述多功能的運用

how can anyone be offended when you use the word.

怎麼還會有人會因為你的f***而惱怒呢?

We say use this unique,

在你的日常對話裡

flexible word more often in your daily speech.

多多利用這個獨特、語意靈活的字彙

It will identify the quality

必定能立即地

of your character immediately.

凸顯你的用語風格

Say it loudly and proudly.

大聲驕傲地說:

FUCK YOU!

你 * 卡好!