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Ugh, I had a rough night.
I kept hearing the toilet flushing and splashing or something.
How'd you sleep, Panda?
Oh...
Alright, don't worry about it, man.
I'll make us some nice coffee and we'll...
Oh, good morning, you two.
I made us some coffee.
Oh, oops.
Ha ha, that'll wash out.
Also, I hope it's cool I invited a few friends over.
They wanted to check out the pad.
Ah, good morning, Sunshine.
Hey, man, would you mind whipping up some snacks for us?
More friends came than I thought.
Ugh, you know what?
That's it!
Out you go!
What's going on?
Huh.
There's all these people outside.
Hey, is he there?
Uh, what do you want?
Oh, we're looking for a tall guy, hairy, really big feet.
We followed his footprints here.
A really tall guy?
Do you know him?
Uh, Charlie?
Hey.
Charlie, what's going on?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I didn't do anything.
I don't know these guys.
I really don't.
People just follow me, won't leave me alone.
They ruin everything.
I can't do anything to stop this.
I just hide, wake up, get a little more used to being alone, then run to hide again.
I'm sorry for leaving them here.
I should have moved on ages ago, but I was having so much fun.
Finally, I made some friends and I screwed it up again.
I'll get out of your hair soon.
You won't have to see me again.
We'll take care of it, man.
Just stay right here.
Let's go!
Excuse me!
Can I have your attention?
My camera!
Whoever you're looking for is not here.
So you can all leave.
Be gone.
What are these footprints, Dan?
And that distinctive smell.
And this hair everywhere.
We don't believe you.
We know he's in here somewhere.
Oh, well, uh, that is Panda's girlfriend.
What?
Her name is Princess.
Yeah, prove it.
We know he's in here somewhere.
Prove it!
Prove it!
Prove it!
Prove it!
Prove it!
Prove it!
Prove it!
Please calm down, everyone.
Excuse me.
What's going on out here, babe?
Who are these people, babe?
What, me?
See?
No way that thing's anyone's girlfriend.
It's hideous.
Thing?
How dare you talk to my princess that way?
This young lady is most definitely my girlfriend.
If she wasn't, how come I know that she's self-conscious about the size of her head?
Or that her fur is asymmetrical?
Or that she dreams about being a telephone pole and doesn't know how to flush a toilet properly?
And she's always using my toothbrush, even though she knows that hers is the blue handle.
And she's just so inconsiderate sometimes.
I just hate her.
I didn't know you felt this way about me.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, too!
We're gonna get out of your hair.
Yeah, maybe you should.
Forgive me!
Here you go.
All set.
Hey, thanks for the gear.
I'm sorry I can't stay longer, but I've been here too long already.
No worries.
We're glad you stayed.
You were the best first guest we could have asked for.
Ah, thanks, you guys.
Hey, take care, big guy.
You too, man.
Uh, it was nice to meet you.
Yeah, it was, uh, good.
Leave us a good review on Cave Share!
Okay!
Lock the door.