Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why, you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry Thanks, Ross.

Yeah, I'm paying you to stop, okay?

是啊，我付你停止，好嗎？

Okay.

好的

Oh, look, twins.

哦，看，雙胞胎。

Hi, guys.

你們好

Oh, cute, cute.

哦，可愛，可愛。

No fair.

不公平

I don't even have one.

我連一個都沒有。

How come they get two?

怎麼會有兩個？

You'll get one.

你會得到一個。

Oh, yeah?

哦，是嗎？

When?

什麼時候？

All right, I'll tell you what.

好吧，我來告訴你。

When we're 40, if neither of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?

當我們 40 歲的時候，如果我們都還沒有結婚，你覺得我們在一起生一個怎麼樣？

Why won't I be married when I'm 40?

為什麼我 40 歲了還沒結婚？

Oh, no, no.

哦，不，不

No.

不

I just meant hypothetically.

我只是說假設。

Okay, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?

好吧，假設一下，為什麼我 40 歲還沒結婚？

No.

不

No, no.

不，不

No, no.

不，不

What is it?

是什麼？

Seriously, is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?

說真的，我是不是從根本上就不適合結婚？

Uh.

呃......

Uh.

呃......

Well?

怎麼樣？

Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack.

天哪，這個降落傘是個揹包。

No, Mom, everything's going fine, really.

不，媽媽，一切都很好，真的。

Yeah, Ross is great.

是啊，羅斯很棒。

He's, uh, he's in a whole other place.

他在另一個地方

No, he's great. No, no, you don't have to fly back, really.

不，他很好 不，不，你不用飛回來，真的。 No, no, you don't have to fly back, really.

What do you mean this might be your only chance?

什麼叫這可能是你唯一的機會？

Would you stop?

你會停下來嗎？

I'm only 26.

我才 26 歲。

I'm not even thinking about babies yet.

我還沒想過要生孩子。

No.

不

No. No. No.

不，不，不

No. No. No.

不，不，不

No. No. No.

不，不，不

No.

不

No.

不

No.

不

No.

不

No.

不

No. No.

不 不

No.

不