There's a nuclear holocaust.

有一場核浩劫。

I'm the last man on earth.

我是地球上最後一個人

Would you go out with me?

你願意和我約會嗎？

I've got canned goods.

我有罐頭

Hey, you guys, take a look at this.

嘿，夥計們，看看這個。

Check this baby out.

看看這個寶貝

He dug me a hole.

他給我挖了個坑

Excellent hole, Joe.

很好的洞，喬。

Oh no, no, my hole!

哦，不，不，我的洞！

No!

不

What?

什麼？

What is it?

是什麼？

Jellyfish sting!

水母蜇傷

No, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!

不，疼，疼，疼！

Can we help you?

有什麼可以幫您的嗎？

Want us to take you back to the house?

想讓我們送你回去嗎？

It's like two miles.

好像有兩英里

Yeah, and I'm a little tired from digging the hole.

是啊，我挖洞挖得有點累了。

Oh, damn the jellyfish!

哦，該死的水母

Damn all the jellyfish!

該死的水母

I've got to do something.

我必須做點什麼。

Well, there's really only one thing you can do.

其實，你能做的只有一件事。

What?

什麼？

What is it?

是什麼？

You're going to have to pee on it.

你得在上面撒尿。

What?

什麼？

Gross!

噁心

Don't blame me.

別怪我。

I saw it on the Discovery Channel.

我在探索頻道看過。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

He's right.

他是對的。

There's something like ammonia in that that kills the pain.

裡面有類似氨水的東西可以止痛。

Well, forget it.

算了吧

It doesn't hurt that bad!

沒那麼疼

If you want some privacy, you can use my hole.

如果你想要一些隱私，你可以用我的洞。

Pass the cheese, please.

請把奶酪遞過來

My God, you can't even look at me, can you?

天啊，你甚至都不敢看我，是嗎？

No.

不

Hey, it's Phoebe!

嘿 我是菲比

We can talk to Phoebe!

我們可以和菲比談談

No, I'm too depressed to talk.

不，我太沮喪了，不想說話。

I'll give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.

我給你一千美元，讓你跟我們談談。

Hey, you guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?

嘿，夥計們，你們覺得把海灘之旅變成一年一度的活動怎麼樣？

No!

不

Alright, that's it, you guys.

好了，就這樣吧，夥計們。

What happened out there?

外面發生了什麼事？

What?

什麼？

We took a walk, nothing happened.

我們出去走走，什麼也沒發生。

I came back with nothing all over me.

我回來時渾身上下什麼都沒有。

Come on, what happened, Joey?

拜託 發生什麼事了 喬伊

Alright.

好吧。

No!

不

Joey, we swore we'd never tell.

喬伊，我們發誓永遠不說出去。

They'll never understand.

他們永遠不會明白。

We have to say something.

我們必須說點什麼。

We have to get it out.

我們必須把它弄出來。

It's eating me alive.

這讓我生不如死。

Monica got stung by a jellyfish.

莫妮卡被水母蜇了。

Alright!

好吧！

Alright.

好吧。

I got stung.

我被蜇了

Stung bad.

刺痛感很強

I couldn't stand.

我無法忍受。

I couldn't walk.

我走不動了。

We were two miles from the house.

我們離房子有兩英里遠。

We were scared and alone.

我們很害怕，也很孤獨。

We didn't think we could make it.

我們認為自己做不到。

I was in too much pain.

我太痛苦了。

And I was tired from digging the huge hole.

挖了這麼大一個坑，我也累了。

And then Joey remembered something.

然後喬伊想起了一件事。

I'd seen this thing on the Discovery Channel.

我在探索頻道上看到過這個東西。

Wait a minute, I saw that on the Discovery Channel.

等等，我在探索頻道上看到過。

Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you...

是的，關於水母和如果你...

Ew!

Ew！

You peed on yourself?

你尿褲子了？

Ew!

Ew！

You can't say that!

你不能這麼說！

You don't know!

你不知道

I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain.

我以為自己會疼暈過去。

Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't bend that way.

總之，我試過了，但我彎不下去。

So...

所以...

Ew!

Ew！

That's right, I stepped up.

沒錯，我站了出來。

She's my friend and she needed help.

她是我的朋友，她需要幫助。

If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.

如果有必要，我願意在你們任何人身上撒尿。

Only I couldn't.

只是我做不到。

I got the stage fright.

我怯場了

I wanted to help, but there was just too much pressure.

我想幫忙，但壓力太大了。

So I turned to Chandler.

於是我求助於錢德勒。

Joey kept screaming at me, do it now, do it, do it, do it now!

喬伊不停地對我大喊，快做，快做，快做！

Sometimes late at night I can still hear the screaming.

有時在深夜，我還能聽到尖叫聲。

That's cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.

那是因為有時我只是隔著牆嚇唬你。