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You know what we should do?
你知道我們該怎麼做嗎?
We should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at the plaza.
我們應該盛裝打扮,去廣場喝香檳。
Oh, okay!
哦,好吧
Oh, yeah!
哦,是的
But, uh, I-I can't stay too long.
但我不能待太久
I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow, and I gotta look good.
我明天要早起參加一個廣告試鏡,我得打扮得漂漂亮亮的。
I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old.
我應該扮演一個 19 歲的年輕人。
What?
什麼?
So when you said, get up early, did you mean 1986?
你說的 "早起 "是指 1986 年嗎?
You guys don't think I look 19?
你們不覺得我看起來像 19 歲嗎?
Oh, 19!
哦,19
We thought you said 90.
我們以為你說的是 90。
Okay, everybody, let's go!
好了,各位,我們走吧
Let's go!
我們走吧
Sup?
怎麼了?
Sup, dude?
怎麼了,老兄?
Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
想拿什麼就拿什麼,只是請不要傷害我。
So you play a little PlayStation, huh?
你也玩 PlayStation?
That's whack.
這太奇怪了。
PlayStation is whack.
PlayStation 是個瘋子。
Sup with the whack PlayStation sop?
PlayStation 的 "嗚嗚 "聲是怎麼回事?
Huh?
啊?
Come on, am I 19 or what?
拜託,我是19歲還是什麼?
Yes.
是的。
On a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19.
從一到十,十代表一個人看起來最蠢,你絕對是 19。
Come on, man, really, how old?
拜託,老兄,真的,多大了?
Young.
年輕。
You're a man-child, okay?
你是個男人婆,好嗎?
Now go get changed, because everybody's ready, and please, oh, please, keep my underwear.
現在去換衣服吧,因為大家都準備好了 請你,哦,請你,留著我的內衣吧
Oh, thanks.
哦,謝謝。
Okay.
好的
Now, I can pass for 19, right?
現在,我可以冒充 19 歲了吧?
Yes, you can pass for 19.
是的,你可以冒充 19 歲。
Really?
真的嗎?
Yes.
是的。
Seriously?
真的嗎?
Seriously?
真的嗎?
Seriously, no.
說真的,沒有。
Okay, you can play your own age, which is 31.
好吧,你可以玩你自己的年齡,也就是 31 歲。
Oh!
哦!
I'm 30.
我 30 歲了。
Joey, you are not.
喬伊,你不是。
You're 31.
你31歲了
Oh, crap.
哦,糟糕。