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You know what we should do?
We should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at the plaza.
Oh, okay!
Oh, yeah!
But, uh, I-I can't stay too long.
I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow, and I gotta look good.
I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old.
What?
So when you said, get up early, did you mean 1986?
You guys don't think I look 19?
Oh, 19!
We thought you said 90.
Okay, everybody, let's go!
Let's go!
Sup?
Sup, dude?
Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
So you play a little PlayStation, huh?
That's whack.
PlayStation is whack.
Sup with the whack PlayStation sop?
Huh?
Come on, am I 19 or what?
Yes.
On a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19.
Come on, man, really, how old?
Young.
You're a man-child, okay?
Now go get changed, because everybody's ready, and please, oh, please, keep my underwear.
Oh, thanks.
Okay.
Now, I can pass for 19, right?
Yes, you can pass for 19.
Really?
Yes.
Seriously?
Seriously?
Seriously, no.
Okay, you can play your own age, which is 31.
Oh!
I'm 30.
Joey, you are not.
You're 31.
Oh, crap.
