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It's another perfect day here on the high seas, cruisers!

Don't forget your sunscreen and your healthy skepticism!

Cheers to Kurumi's first annual conspiracy cruise!

Mysterious fun dead ahead!

I'm glad I could finally drag you two out of the ship's arcade!

Kurumi, I thought you were just a passenger like the rest of us.

Oh, I took care of that little misunderstanding.

I'm the captain now.

Huh?

Just off the Lido deck here, we've got Mirror Universe Pilates, where you're your own partner.

PSP, bingo, and an alien encounter magic show!

No, no, no, no magic!

I don't trust magicians, especially not on this kooky conspiracy cruise of yours.

Wow, you realize we've traded places, Batsamaru?

You're the suspicious one, and here I am, living my best life.

I need to go lock down tonight's big surprise, but I have a special activity just for the two of you.

Deck 13?

Relax, this ship doesn't even have 13 decks.

You were saying?

Oh, this is just more of Kurumi's nonsense.

Haunted houses, conspiracy mumbo-jumbo.

It's all just showbiz to her.

Whoa!

A wind machine!

Oh, Bigfoot, pause it!

Puppet! Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I'm through with showbiz.

I'm telling you, Kuropi, it's all smoke and mirrors.

Ghost attacks! Run!

Get off, get off, get off!

Nobody spooks my best buddy and gets away with it!

Sheets and string! See, it's all make-believe.

Well, that felt pretty real to me.

What happened to the sun?

We're approaching the terrible tropic triangle.

Ships come in, but they don't come out.

Cruisers, get ready to sink!

What do you say we get up close and personal with the unknown?

Engine room!

Whoa! Big head!

See you soon!