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Where do you think you're going?
You can't come this way.
What are you doing to the street?
We're fixing it.
What the hell does it look like?
Two days ago it was fine.
You're telling me the street fell apart in two days?
Well, I guess so.
Pardon me, but that's bullshit.
I want to know what's wrong with the street.
See, I don't think anything's wrong with the street.
I think you're just trying to justify your inflated budgets.
What, are you nuts?
No, I know how it works.
If you don't spend the money you have projected this year, they won't give you the same amount next year.
Now, I want you to admit there's nothing wrong with the street.
Fuck you, pal.
You're not going to hold us hostage here with these yellow lights and all these big trucks.
Look, I'm just here to keep people from falling in.
That's all.
I want to hear it from you.
What's wrong with the street?
I don't know.
I really don't know.
I mean, I think it's a sewer job.
You're lying.
What's wrong with the street?
Nothing.
I knew it.
See?
I knew it was fine.
But I'll give you something to fix.
Oh, Jesus, man, what the hell?
Here!
Hey, Charlie!
Oh, please, man!
Charlie, we got a goddamn nut here!
You!
You're a fucking guy back there with a bazooka.
You got to pull that thing off.
What thing?
That thing.
Pull it off and then pull on both ends.
The whole thing gets bigger.
Like this?
Yeah.
Now, flip that thing up.
It's kind of like your hammer.
How do you know about this?
Oh, I saw it on TV.
Hey, man, what's the name of the movie?
Huh?
What's the name of the movie you're making?
Uh, Under Construction.
You like it?
Yeah, it's all right.
Man, where's the cameras?
The cameras are all right.
Just stand back.
All right.
Now, what do I do now?
Well, just look through the camera at what you're aiming at.
Hey, man, what you aiming at?
That, uh, that yellow monster down there.
Yeah, well, look at it and pull the trigger.
It's really easy.
Where's the trigger?
It's that one right there.
But aim first, man.
Okay.
Look out!
Nothing happened.
Must have been a dud or something like that.
Oh!
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
