I am home, I missed you so much.

And I missed you!

Did you have some nice reflections over New Year's?

I made so many incredible New Year's resolutions.

Same, tell me yours.

Okay so one thing I'm gonna do is wear more colour, right?

Life's too short, just you know, I'm gonna wear a pop of colour, pop of colour.

I love that, a pop of colour, I love that.

Yoga?

Probably drink less and move my body, my body needs to move so I should listen to that.

Ah bodies are so important, you know my life changed when I fixed my posture last year, that was a resolution.

Do you have any other ones?

Get a job, I need to stop lying on the couch and eating into my savings.

That's a good one baby.

Another resolution?

I gotta stop doing my baby voice, some people find it scary.

Oh and I'm also going to delete the dating apps because they make me miserable.

You know what make me miserable?

I like the boundaries with my boss, she has so many demands but this year, putting up boundaries.

That is good stuff babe, yes!

Ah also this year I want to cook more, be on my phone less.

What are you doing tonight?

We could do housemate dinner, no phones.

Oh I'd love to but I've got a date tonight.

Oh sick with who?

Just some random freak from the apps.

Oh my god that's so easy because I can just do some of my boss's laundry, make her a bedtime playlist and then contemplate the relationship between attempting to change one's habits and wrestling with a deep-rooted sense of some hatred.

I can do your washing too.

I think this is going to be a really good year.

It's going to be the best one yet.

It's going to be really good.

It's going to be a game changer and we're going to stick to these resos.

Stick to the resolutions.

Not like last year.

Not like last year, that was naughty.

That was naughty.