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  • I call this one the Campfire Song Song.

  • Let's gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song.

  • Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song.

  • And if you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong.

  • But it'll help if you just sing along.

  • Bum, bum, bum.

  • C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song.

  • C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song.

  • And if you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong.

  • But it'll help if you just sing along.

  • C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song.

  • Patrick!

  • Song!

  • C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G!

  • Squidward!

  • Good!

  • It'll help, it'll help, if you just sing along!

  • Oh yeah!

  • I never thought that I would have a chance like this.

  • What dreams exist as good as this one?

  • If happiness are patties running on the grill, I'll have my fill upon each fresh bun.

  • Here's a day that couldn't get much better.

  • It is the greatest I've ever been.

  • It's so cool I ought to wear a sweater, just to hold on to that forefeeling.

  • A miracle is something that you don't believe.

  • You will receive, and then it happens.

  • This is what I have to call a miracle.

  • My heart is full, and toes are tapping.

  • Here's a day that couldn't get much better.

  • It is the greatest I've ever been.

  • It's so cool I ought to wear a sweater, just to hold on to that forefeeling.

  • Sure, I know it's gonna take a lot of work, but here's the perk I think I must say.

  • What you do is something that you really love, and so proud of, and work is like play.

  • Here's a day that couldn't get much better.

  • It is the greatest I've ever been.

  • It's so cool I ought to wear a sweater, just to hold on to that forefeeling.

  • Road, road, road, road, road, road.

  • When I'm on the road, Road, road, road, road, road.

  • I see stuff going by, Road, road, road, road, road.

  • When I'm on the road, Road, road, road, road, road.

  • I got a bug in my eye.

  • Road, road, road, road, road.

  • When I'm on the road, Road, road, road, road, road.

  • Looks like clear skies ahead, Road, road, road, road, road.

  • When I'm on the road, Road, road, road, road, road.

  • Please stop touching my head.

  • Road, road, road, road, road.

  • Let's all sing the road song.

  • I wanna sing it all day long.

  • Let's all sing the road song.

  • Let's all sing along.

  • Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me.

  • Said, it's gonna be a good one, just wait and see.

  • Jumped out of bed and I ran outside.

  • Feeling so extra-excited.

  • It's the best day ever.

  • Best day ever.

  • Hey, Gary!

  • Meow?

  • Why is this the best day ever, you ask?

  • Because, Gary, I get to start this wonderful day bringing life to a whole new generation of delicious Krabby Patties!

  • Followed by a vigorous midday session of Karate with Sandy and an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick where I'll unveil my newest, most prized possession, the deluxe Jelly Slayer Composite Pro!

  • And for the grand finale, every one of my closest friends joining together for Squidward's clarinet recital.

  • I am so excited, I think I'm gonna explode!

  • It's the best day ever.

  • Best day ever.

  • It's the best day ever.

  • Best day ever.

  • It's the best day ever.

  • Best day ever.

  • It's the best day ever.

  • Best day ever.

  • I thought that I had everybody on my side.

  • But I went and blew it, all sky high.

  • And now she won't even spare a passing glance.

  • All just because I ripped my pants.

  • When Big Larry came around just to put him down, SpongeBob turned into a clown.

  • And no girl ever wants to dance with a fool who went and ripped his pants.

  • I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse, but the pain feels so much worse.

  • Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun or slamming your phone.

  • Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget.

  • So listen and you won't regret.

  • Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance.

  • And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants.

  • Hit it, boys!

  • Welcome to Squidward's Tiki Land.

  • Welcome to Squidward's Tiki Land.

  • You can relax all day like a tiki cat.

  • Or lay out in the sun for a tiki tat.

  • Or drink from a coconut that's full of zzzzzz.

  • Here in Squidward's Tiki Land you can play all day in a tiki band.

  • Then dance all night on the tiki strap.

  • Don't matter to me cause cause I'm crazy man.

  • Here in Squidward's Tiki Land Tiki Tiki This is the life.

  • Who?

  • Who?

  • Who?

  • Who?

  • Who?

  • Who am I?

  • Who am I?

  • I just can't remember.

  • Who am I?

  • I just can't recall.

  • Who am I to sing this somber song?

  • When you've got six heads there's something wrong.

  • Who am I?

  • Please tell me.

  • Who am I?

  • Can you hear me?

  • My name could be Clementino.

  • It could be Freddy.

  • I just can't recognize myself.

  • I don't know if I'm ready.

  • I'm ready.

  • Who am I?

  • I have a right to know.

  • Who am I?

  • Am I friend or foe?

  • I have so many features it makes it hard to tell.

  • I don't know what my first name is but my faces ring a bell.

  • Who am I?

  • Who am I?

  • Who am I?

  • Who am I?

  • Who am I?

  • Hello?

  • Hello?

  • To whom am I speaking?

  • I don't know.

  • I'd like to call this little number Striped Sweater.

  • The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.

  • One with a collar, turtleneck that's the kind.

  • Cause when you're wearing that one special sweater.

  • Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza absolutively.

  • Pizza.

  • Pizza.

  • Pizza. Krusty Krab yeah yeah yeah yeah pizza is the pizza yeah for you and me.

  • A friend is a friend to the end of the end that's forever and a day.

  • Stay by your side don't hear me say goodbye, come with me cause that's what friends do.

  • That's what friends do.

  • Cause that's what friends do.

  • That's what friends do.

  • Cause that's what friends do.

  • That's what friends do.

  • Cause that's what friends do.

  • Wanna learn how to tie your shoe?

  • It's a very easy thing to do.

  • You sit on down and I'll give you the scoop.

  • What's that?

  • It's called the loop de loop.

  • You gotta take lace in each hand you go over and under again you make a loop de loop and pull and your shoes are looking cool.

  • You go over and back, left to right, loop de loop and you pull them tight like bunny ears or a Christmas bow lace them up and you're ready to go.

  • You make a loop de loop and pull and your shoes are looking cool.

  • You make a loop de loop and pull and your shoes are looking cool.

  • F is for friends who do stuff together.

  • U is for you and me.

  • N is for anywhere and anytime at all.

  • Down here in the deep blue sea.

  • F is for fire that burns down the whole town.

  • U is for uranium bombs.

  • N is for no survivors when you're plankton.

  • Those things aren't what fun is all about.

  • Now, do it like this.

  • F is for friends who do stuff Never.

  • That's completely idiotic.

  • Here, let me help you.

  • F is for friends who do stuff together.

  • U is for you and me.

  • Try it.

  • N is for anywhere and anytime at all.

  • Down here in the deep blue sea.

  • Wait, I don't understand this.

  • I feel all tingly inside.

  • Should we stop?

  • No.

  • That's how you're supposed to feel.

  • Well, I like it.

  • Let's do it again.

  • Okay.

  • F is for frolic through all the flowers.

  • U is for ukulele.

  • N is for nose picking, sharing gum and sun licking hair with my best buddy.

  • Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Gary, now I know I was wrong.

  • I messed up and now you're gone.

  • Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you.

  • Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me feeling this empty.

  • Your meow right now would sound like music to me.

  • Please come home cause I miss you, Gary.

  • Gary, come home.

  • Gary, can't you see I was blind?

  • I'll do anything to change your mind.

  • Gary!

  • Gary!

  • More than a pet, you're my best friend, too cool to forget.

  • Come back cause we are family and forgive me for making you want to roam.

  • And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome.

  • Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest three-word poem.

  • Gary's not wrong.

  • I want peanuts.

  • Back off!

  • Squidward, you must look inward and then I'm sure that you will see what an awesome band we still could be.

  • Please, oh, please don't quit on us now.

  • I cannot allow this to be our last bow.

  • Now, now, now.

  • No, no, no.

  • Nay, nay, nay.

  • Nah, nah, nah.

  • Never give up.

  • Don't ever give up.

  • We can't let Mr. Krabs go bankrupt.

  • We must keep busy never giving up.

  • How did I not see this plan was a failure from the start?

  • Being around SpongeBob is bad for my heart.

  • And that's not even the worst part.

  • Supermarkets, retirement homes, birthday parties for kids.

  • My career in music really feels like it has hit the skids.

  • I give up.

  • There is no point.

  • I give up.

  • Mr. Krabs will have to go bankrupt while I'm busy bitterly giving up.

  • Don't you see?

  • Mr. Krabs needs us terribly.

  • We've got it in us to be a huge success.

  • You and I can't settle for less.

  • I promise myself not to shed this tear.

  • It's getting really cold out here, and I'm 400 miles from home, it would appear.

  • And my feet are hurting.

  • Oh, dear, I fear this tentacleitis is pretty severe.

  • Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

  • I should probably give up.

  • I'll miss giving up today.

  • This is the part where I turn around and play.

  • This is the part where I stand up and play.

  • Take a deep breath in an emotional way.

  • Because with my instrument is how I say. ... ... ... Huh?

  • Hey, my jellyfish friends are helping me fly without pants!

  • I guess it just goes to show you don't need a plane to fly.

  • Plastic wings may make you cry.

  • Kites are made for windy days.

  • Lawn chair with balloons fly away.

  • Inflatable pants you may as well skip.

  • If you want to fly, all you need is friendship.

  • Yeah. Oh, baby, they may call me a fool, but I can't help a gravitational pull.

  • When I stuff you with cotton candy, it reminds me you're so sweet.

  • When we go riding, it's dandy the way you hang onto the seat.

  • When I'm with you, our love is stronger than glue.

  • Oh, baby!

  • There isn't anything, there's nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you!

  • Hey!

  • Let go of her, you patty-eaters!

  • No!

  • Get away!

  • Hi-yah!

  • Hi-yah!

  • Whoa!

  • Hi-yah!

  • Hi-yah!

  • Hi-yah!

  • Hi-yah!

  • Hi-yah!

  • Hi-yah!

  • Hi-yah!

  • Hi-yah!

  • Hi-yah! Patty?

  • You okay, sweetums?

  • I'm so sorry!

  • I'll never let you out of my sight again, and I'll always keep you out of harm's way!

  • Oh, baby, I love you so strong, that's why I'm singing this song.

  • Hi-yah, baby!

  • Your looks are sweeter than honey, from your pickles to your buns, it ain't even funny!

  • I'm coming for you!

  • Oh, no!

  • Look at you!

  • Don't worry, Patty, I'll take care of this.

  • There you go.

  • All better.

  • Oh, baby.

  • Come with me to the land I love.

  • It's not right here, down the street or up above.

  • It's down below in the deep blue sea, where SpongeBob lives and the fun is always free.

  • Down, down, down, to the bottom of the sea, where our salty friend SpongeBob waits for you and me.

  • Down, down, down, down.

  • We'll have lots of fun, you and me forever in the underwater sun.

  • We'll catch some jellyfish if we get a chance.

  • Say hello to Patrick and do a little dance.

  • Karate chop Sandy, sea squid get a tan.

  • Eat a Krabby Patty and spoil Plankton's plan.

  • Down, down, down, to the bottom of the sea.

  • We'll hook up with SpongeBob and his snail Gary.

  • Down, down, down.

  • We'll have lots of fun, you and me forever in the underwater sun.

  • Underwater sun.

  • Thumbs are opposable, thumbs are great.

  • We share them with the monkeys and with the apes.

  • You can grab, you can tie, you can pinch your cheek, but without your thumbs, you're all thumbs.

  • All thumbs, no thumbs, busting up your thumbs, sucking on your pinky would sure look dumb.

  • You'll never hitch a ride or pull out a plumb.

  • Without your thumbs, you're all thumbs.

  • Thumbs, thumbs, all thumbs, no thumbs, feels like a crime.

  • Can't pull on a zipper or flip a dime.

  • And forget about chopsticks, you'll starve every time.

  • Without your thumbs, you're all thumbs.

  • Thumbs, thumbs, thumbs, thumbs.

  • Thumbs, thumbs, thumbs, thumbs.

  • Without your you're all thumbs.

  • Wish I was back in Texas.

  • The ocean's no place for a squirrel.

  • Wish I was in Texas, prettiest place in the world.

  • Oh no, I guess deep in my heart, I'll always be a Texas girl.

  • I wanna go home.

  • I wanna go home.

  • Hey Patrick, listen to that.

  • Get him off me, get him off me!

  • Patrick, listen, hear that?

  • It's Sandy.

  • I wanna wake up in I miss those wide open skies.

  • I miss my twenty acres, barbecues and pecan pies.

  • Oh why, when I'm so far from you Texas, all I can do is cry.

  • Yodel-a-dee-yo, yodel-a-dee-yo, yodel-a-dee-yo, yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee.

  • I wanna go home.

  • I wanna go home.

  • I want a two, a three, a four.

  • Skinny arms a-flappin', long nose looks real swell.

  • Shiny head is bulging, he plays really well.

  • On the fact that he's a genius, you can surely bet this strange looking blue guy sure plays a neat clarinet.

  • To hear his music playing is like music to my ears.

  • His delightful melodies reduce grown men to tears.

  • If you haven't heard this mollusk play, you ain't heard nothing yet.

  • This funny looking blue guy sure plays a neat clarinet.

  • No one does it better, he's the best there is.

  • When you ask him how he does it, he says, it's all in the wrist.

  • Hooray!

  • Take a penny and some magic, even though your life is tragic, you can throw all your dreams down the well.

  • Although every day the pain grows, you'll ride unicorns on rainbows if you throw all your dreams down the well.

  • When your life's come apart at the seams, and you've given up all your dreams, here is just the means to make those dreams come true.

  • No more suffering, no more sighing, no more pain, and no more crying, when you throw all your dreams down the well.

  • Alright you invertebrates, I'm gonna teach you how to do the sponge.

  • Well when you take your leg and you stick it in the air, and then you take the other one and jam it right up there, you twist yourself around and give a great big lunge.

  • Now you're doing the sponge.

  • Are you the sponge sponge?

  • Are you the sponge?

  • Bet your buns you're doing the sponge.

  • Well now when you take your leg and you stick it in the air, and then you take the other one and you jam it right up there, you twist yourself around and give a great big lunge.

  • Now you're doing the sponge.

  • Are you the sponge sponge?

  • Are you the sponge?

  • Now you're doing the sponge.

  • Are you the sponge sponge? Are you the sponge sponge?

  • Are you the sponge?

  • Bet your buns you're doing the sponge.

  • Yeah, bet your buns you're doing the sponge.

  • Oh yeah, well you're doing the sponge.

  • Are you the sponge sponge?

  • Are you the sponge?

  • Are you the sponge sponge?

  • Are you the sponge sponge?

  • They love us!

  • Yay!

  • We're popular!

  • Oh, guys.

  • Thank God.

  • That's really...

  • Go wreck someone else's prom, will ya?

  • Hey, all you people.

  • Hey, all you people.

  • Won't you listen to me?

  • I just had a sandwich.

  • No ordinary sandwich.

  • A sandwich filled with jellyfish jelly.

  • Hey, man, you got to try this sandwich.

  • It's no ordinary sandwich.

  • It's the tastiest sandwich in the sea.

  • Skibidy-biddy-bada-boody-bada-da-dee-dao.

  • Yeah!

  • Thank you.

  • Time to stop and it's futile.

  • So just listen now to my musical doodle.

  • Think you control it, but it's way too hard.

  • Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

  • Excuse me, young man.

  • I asked for no onions.

  • Young man!

  • What is wrong with the youth of the ocean today?

  • Every time it plays it's an electric charge.

  • The sound in your head is brutal.

  • Now you're infected by the musical doodle.

  • Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

  • You're gonna listen again to the musical doodle.

  • Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

  • I can't eat like this.

  • See, Nathan?

  • The sun must set at the end of every day.

  • And the curtain must fall at the end of every play.

  • And every little bubble ever blown must someday pop.

  • Like presents on Christmas Day it doesn't seem to stay.

  • Or a cheese souffle it doesn't last all day.

  • I will try again to blow a bubble that will last all day.

  • Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-chingary.

  • Money, oh money, how I love thee.

  • Cha-ching, cha-chong, cha-changaroo.

  • From pennies to dollars, any amount will do.

  • Cha-ching, cha-ching, it's no contest.

  • There's only one thing that I love the best.

  • From every sight I've ever seen to the sweetest sound I've heard.

  • I'd gladly give up everything for all the money that I've earned.

  • Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-chingary.

  • There's nothing on earth like the feeling of greed.

  • There's nothing on earth like the feeling of greed.

  • Ah!

  • Please don't do that again.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, no, he's not gonna sing.

  • Oh, Krusty Krab, oh, Krusty Krab.

  • Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab.

  • Your Krabby Patties from the grill.

  • The smell of grease gives me a thrill.

  • Oh, Krusty Krab, oh, Krusty Krab.

  • Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab.

  • With prices high and portions small.

  • There's stains of mustard on the wall.

  • Oh, Krusty Krab, oh, Krusty Krab.

  • Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab.

  • Oh, oh...

  • Oh, oh...

  • Oh, Krusty Krab, oh, Krusty Krab.

  • Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab.

  • Oh, Krusty Krab, oh, Krusty Krab.

  • Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab.

  • Oh, oh...

  • Oh, oh...

  • Mr. Krabs, look.

  • Because the roots, they're coming back.

  • Hodgepodge's dopey little song is bringing them back.

  • Ha, ha, ha, ha.

  • Oh, oh...

  • Oh, oh...

  • Oh, Krusty Krab, you've always been there for me.

  • When I'm tired and hungry, I just reach out my hand, and there you are with a Krabby Patty that's oh, so hot and juicy.

  • Are you with me, people?

  • Yeah!

  • Oh, my Karen, oh, my Karen.

  • Oh, my computer wife Karen.

  • Put down those punch cards, put down those punch cards, and listen to my ode.

  • Oh, my Karen, oh, my Karen.

  • Oh, my computer wife Karen.

  • What compares to, what compares to...

  • Aha!

  • Your beautiful diodes.

  • Oh, my Karen, oh, my Karen.

  • Oh, my computer wife Karen.

  • I was blinded, yes, I was blinded.

  • I was blinded by the light of your cathode ray.

  • Oh, I built you, yes, I built you.

  • I built you in the, uh...

  • Um...

  • In the shape of a cube.

  • Oh, my Karen, oh, my Karen.

  • You'll never know how much I love your vacuum tubes.

  • Mom, look!

  • It's the flying guy!

  • Wow!

  • I guess he wasn't a lunatic after all.

  • I'm flying!

  • I'm flying!

  • He's flying, he's flying, he's really, really flying.

  • They laughed, they scoffed, before I had left off.

  • But now he's flying, he's flying high in the sky.

  • I'd love to hang around Tuesday, I told you so.

  • But it's off to jellyfish fields I go.

  • Roads and streets are not for me.

  • Help!

  • Please help!

  • My snail is up a tree.

  • I've had her since I was a little girl.

  • But now it looks like the end of her world.

  • No!

  • Gotcha!

  • Bad!

  • Next time, try the elevator.

  • Thank you, Birdman!

  • I have never felt so free.

  • High in the sky is the place for me.

  • Helping friends from up above.

  • These are the things that I love.

  • I'll help Mr. Krabs reclaim his dime.

  • I'm rich!

  • And I'll save Patrick from this mime.

  • Thanks, buddy!

  • Even Plankton needs some help when he gets tangled in the cap.

  • Please put me down!

  • Yo-ho!

  • Yo-ho!

  • Yo-ho!

  • They're good.

  • Oh, we're the ghouls of the briny deep Under the waves we like to creep Sleeping in coffins with spider webs As ghosts sleep pillows beneath our heads Oh, we're the ghouls of the briny deep Under the waves we like to creep We wear black shrouds that look quite neat But we don't own shoes Because we have no feet We like to haunt and frighten and scare Till you jump right out of your underwear We like to eat, eyes and brains Drink our broth from rusty drains We don't keep animals like cutesy snails Sorry!

  • Our favorite pet's the cat of nine tails Sing?

  • Sing a song?

  • A song of wanting to move along To a land where all our dreams Oops, sorry.

  • To a land where all our dreams Can finally come true A bubble I long for That's how we lose But soon enough I will see Well, that's just splendid, boy A land where it makes money More than you can spend With fives and tens and fifties And I'll want to be your friend Such a valiant desire The lost weapons of Atlantis The most advanced of all time Soon as this dopey song is done I plan to make them mine Did you all hear something?

  • I can hardly believe that there's A lost anywhere Having smarts is more important Than being pretty With all their advanced science And my painfully enlarged mind I bet we can figure out how to make Wondrous things Like melons with edible rind As a connoisseur of fine art I'm proud to say I've always seen things In my own special way Atlantis, with their glorious aesthetics I'll cop their style And in a while My art will be prophetic I'm Patrick!

  • I'm Patrick!

  • Patrick!

  • Patrick!

  • Patrick!

  • And I like...

  • I don't know what I like Warning!

  • You have run out of song fuel Critters that you gotta wrangle Cowboy suits with purdy spangles Boots with furs that jingle jangle That's the rodeo Tight blue jeans you gotta squeeze in But they sure look mighty pleasing Big belt buckles are always in season That's the rodeo Rodeo Rodeo Rodeo Rodeo Yippee-ki-yay Yippee-ki-yo Rodeo Rodeo Rodeo Rodeo Yippee-ki-yay Yippee-ki-yo Ride that critter Don't be no critter Hold on tight No, you might Yee-haw!

  • That's the rodeo Tractor pulls and big ol' bulls Line dancin' Horses pranced And barrel racin' Bareback ridin' Bronco bustin' Luna sliding That's the rodeo Rodeo Rodeo Rodeo Rodeo Yippee-ki-yay Yippee-ki-yo Rodeo Rodeo Rodeo Rodeo Yippee-ki-yay Yippee-ki-yo Rodeo And don't forget who makes us laugh When we're feelin' down The happy, slappy, sunny, funny Little Rodeo Cloud It's all about you, girl On your sixteenth birthday Pay attention to you, girl Everyone has to do just what you say You'll get your very own spotlight tonight Cause it's all about you Yeah, it's all about her You're the birthday girl Yeah, it's all about me You got her On my sixteenth birthday I want music and clothes and shiny things So give it up right away Everybody in the whole wide world They have to pay attention to me It's all about me, me, and get to Me When worlds collide Pretty sweet, eh?

  • Crap You can run But no can hide When worlds collide You'll laugh so hard You'll swear you've died When worlds collide Hold my hand I'll be your guide When worlds collide Buckle, buckle Buckle up for the sweetest ride And prepare to have your mind blown wide When worlds collide When worlds collide Yo, check it out When worlds collide It's a curious thing Bet you never heard a robot in a caveman shape In his metal chest are some orchid parts How is that different from my big den art?

  • I'm from the future And I'm from the past But that don't mean this friendship wasn't built to last He was made in a lab and I was born in a cave So let me hear you holler for this inter-era rave Future Word I am Spongebob You, you, you, you can run But no can hide Let's take the first step When worlds collide And who might you be?

  • I'm glad you asked I'll make it perfectly clear I'm the guy you made smile from ear to ear Cause the sweet sounds coming from this ear Direction the entire ocean should hear Now what I am proposing to you Is something I feel it is my duty to do I'm not just an admiring passerby I wanna be a concert-promoting manager guy Are you serious?

  • Is this a dream?

  • Colonel Cobb is the name I think we'd make a great team You and your musical compadre up there Are the next big thing I do solemnly swear So what are we waiting for?

  • It's high tide time We gon' dive Together we'll set sail On a magical musical journey Where you'll play for at least a trillion And that guy on that gurney Screaming fans will insistently clap their hands for more As you fly through the air Doing your forte encore Oh, and remember to bring your rake Cause Neptune only knows the money we'll make What?

  • He didn't say money I could swear that's what I heard I get super sensitive hearing when it comes to that word Yes, he said money But more importantly he said hands And not the type that blows air when you're feeling too hot The type that wants your autograph on everything they've got Signature, Mr. Tentacles And I heard the word team Which is special to me Cause through the power of music There's no way we won't get To bond together in this special duet So what are we waiting for?

  • It's high tide time We went on tour Uh, excuse me Is there any way I can do this tour as a soloist?

  • Hmm, let me think about that for a second Not!

  • Whatsoever!

  • The tour must consist and not to persist Of the tall one with halitosis And the square one with the talented wrist A dream wrapped in pain I don't know whether to smile or pout Excuse me, Colonel I'll be taking over from here on out But it was I who discovered this soon-to-be-famous pair And I'm the one who knows what it takes To get them there You'll need a tour bus, venue Gotta build a buzz, you need equipment And road is too I'm the expert of all things Concert promotion, really speaking You have no inkling, you have no clue Thanks for all the great tips I think you should be on your way Goodbye, good luck Have a nice day So, what are we waiting for?

  • It's high tide time Leave when I call So long, Bikini Bottom I can't leave without a goodbye But please don't think bad of me If I start to cry So long, Bikini Bottom There's so many things I'll miss From your smoggy, crowded city To your stinging jellyfish This town is filled with many things That I've come to love From the birds that fly upon the ground To the flowers up above Farewell, Bikini Bottom Now I really hate to go Cause the things I'll miss the most of all Are the friends I've come to know It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday Not your normal average everyday Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree SpongeBob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?

  • The world feels like it's in loverly Go away before I harm you bodily This Christmas feels like The very first Christmas to me There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe?

  • What, who, me?

  • Would you look at the time I should go?

  • People seem a little more brotherly Here's a special something to you from me Even all the trash on Christmas It smells so sweetly This Christmas feels like The very first Christmas to me What do you want?

  • Can't you see that I'm busy?

  • Step outside, we've got something for you to see SpongeBob, take this stuff down immediately Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree Tonight things are as good as they seem to be A star on top will complete all the scenery This Christmas feels like The very first Christmas to me This Christmas feels like The very first Christmas to me

I call this one the Campfire Song Song.

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