I'm gonna need to see some proof of pet.

Of course!

That's a rock.

Yeah!

His name is Rollie!

I don't see how this thing is a pet.

Oh yeah!

Take a closer look!

Oh yes!

He's adorable!

Ride it!

Thanks!

Come on, Rollie!

Woohoo!

Yep, that's my car!

Rollie!

Rollie!

Rollie! Geode hunting is a cracking good time!

The perfect crystal quartz lattice!

An exquisite specimen for my collection!

Rollie, you're the best rock ever!

What the devil?

By Jove!

Such majesty!

That must have quite the geode inside!

Rollie, hello good chap!

Percival Rockhound!

Amateur geode enthusiast! You talk funny!

What?

What's that, Rollie?

Rollie says he wants to play with you!

Here you go!

Have fun, you two!

Hey Patrick, where's Rollie?

Oh, he's playing with the funny mustache man over there!

Oh, so cute!

But that's enough play, Rollie!

Oh, Rollie!

You ought to play with everyone today!

Done already?

Oh, he's a good boy. Uh, Patrick, maybe we should leave.

Good idea, SpongeBob.

Everybody here is sleeping anyway.

Come on, Rollie!

I will tear that rock asunder!

What a fun day!

Now it's time to do my favorite thing!

Sniffing!

It's the Sir Urchin and Snail Fail Show!

I know what I'm doing!

Square patch resonance! Oh, SpongeBob, I don't think Rollie likes TV!

He tore up the place!

Have you been feeding him?

Pets get cranky if they don't get their food!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, thanks, buddy!

Of course!

Rollie!

SpongeBob said you need lots of food!

Good thing I had this big bag of cement mix on hand.

Just add water.

Bone-apple-teeth, Rollie! Now it's time for my lunch.

I like it dry.

Whoa!

Rollie!

You got big!

SpongeBob?

Yes?

I fed Rollie, and he got big!

Is he dying?

No, you silly!

He probably just needs a walk to go potty.

But make sure he wears his leash. Okay!

Time for a walk!

Come on, Rollie!

The world is your toilet!

My word!

How rotund his rock has grown!

I must pilfer that plump pebble.

Mm-mm!

Oh-ho-ho!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

What stinks?

Oh, it's you, Rollie!