Are you sure?

你確定嗎？

No!

不

I guess their moment has passed.

我想他們的時代已經過去了。

Away!

客場

We're here with Baby Prunes.

我們和西梅寶寶在一起

Now you're the oldest resident of Bikini Bottom, isn't that right?

現在你是比基尼海灘最老的居民了，對嗎？

What are you, a cop?

你是警察嗎？

Ma! Behave!

媽規矩點

He's interviewing me, Mary, so shut up!

他在採訪我 瑪麗 所以閉嘴吧

You are too much.

你太過分了

Honey, you should have seen me 70 years ago, when I was middle-aged and wild.

親愛的，你真該看看 70 年前的我，那時我人到中年，野性十足。

You're putting me on. How could a sweet little old lady like you ever be wild?

你把我迷住了像你這樣可愛的小老太太怎麼會野呢？

That sounds like a challenge.

這聽起來是個挑戰。

Holy helicopters!

神聖的直升機

We are flying over Bikini Bottom, and the view is spectacular!

我們正在比基尼海灘上空飛行，景色非常壯觀！

Hello!

你好

Hi, Rube!

嗨 魯比

Baby Prunes, I've never seen someone your age so amazingly active!

梅子寶寶，我從沒見過像你這麼大的人如此活躍！

You call this active? I'll show you active!

你管這叫活躍？我讓你看看什麼叫主動

Whoa!

哇哦

Mrs. Prunes, you don't have to go this fast to impress me!

梅子夫人，你不用跑這麼快就能打動我的心

This is your captain speaking. We're going down again!

我是你們的船長我們又要下降了

That was the furthest thing from unbelievable!

這簡直太不可思議了！

You could have fooled me!

你騙得了我

Flapping laps at 12 o'clock!

12 點鐘位置的拍打圈！

This thousand-boat pileup might be the greatest tragedy to ever befall Bikini Bottom!

這次千船連環撞可能是比基尼海灘有史以來最大的悲劇！

And I just want to thank my great Gram-Gram for flying the copter today.

我還要感謝我偉大的爺爺今天駕駛直升機。

She is the oldest citizen in Bikini Bottom, at 115!

她是比基尼海灘最年長的公民，現年 115 歲！

You are not the oldest citizen in Bikini Bottom! You're only 115! I'm 116!

你不是比基尼海灘最老的公民！你才115歲我116歲了

Oh, you fibber! If I wasn't your elder, I'd pop you right in the beezer!

你這個金光黨如果我不是你的長輩 我就一槍崩了你

I'm the oldest!

我年紀最大！

I'm the oldest!

我年紀最大！

I challenge you to a copter duel!

我向你挑戰直升機決鬥！

Oh, it's on! Like my hearing aid!

哦，開著呢！就像我的助聽器

Copter duel? No!

直升機決鬥？不

This just in!

最新消息

TV news anchor Perch Perkins jumped out of a helicopter today!

電視新聞主播佩奇-帕金斯（Perch Perkins）今天從直升機上跳了下來！

This is a no-fly zone, sister!

這裡是禁飛區 姐姐

Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!

嘿，你別碰我的雲

I'm the oldest!

我年紀最大！

I'm the oldest!

我年紀最大！

I'll have to change the name of this show from Unbelievable to...

我得把這個節目的名字從 "不可思議 "改成......

Wee!

我們！

Wee!

我們！

Time to go home, you two!

你們倆該回家了

Yeah, that's enough excitement for today!

好了，今天就到這裡吧！

I'm the oldest!

我年紀最大！

I'm the oldest!

我年紀最大！

I am the oldest!

我是最年長的！

I'm the oldest!

我年紀最大！

I guess she was the oldest.

我猜她是最年長的。

But I'm the oldest now!

但我現在是最年長的！

Well, we've come to the end of our show, everybody.

好了，我們的節目到此結束，各位。

And I just want to tell you how fun...

我只想告訴你，這有多有趣......

We're ready, Rube!

我們準備好了 魯比

It's now or never, fellas! Take it away!

機不可失，時不再來，夥計們拿走吧

Thank you.

謝謝。

Wow!

哇

Now that's fun-believable!

這才是有趣的，令人難以置信的！

Horrible!

太可怕了