That's the spirit, Squidward!

這就是精神，章魚哥

Okay, football fans, put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom Super Band!

好了，足球迷們，為 "比基尼海灘超級樂隊 "鼓掌吧！

These are some ugly-looking fish.

這些魚長得真醜。

Maybe we're near one of those toxic waste dumps.

也許我們就在其中一個有毒廢料堆附近。

I think I'm gonna be sick.

我想我要吐了

Okay, everybody, let's get this over with.

好了，各位，讓我們快點結束吧。

One, two, three, four...

一、二、三、四...

The winner takes all

贏家通吃

It's the thrill of one more kill

這就是多殺一人的快感

The last one to fall

最後倒下的人

Will never sacrifice their will

永遠不會犧牲自己的意志

Don't ever look back, I'll be back

別回頭，我會回來的

Secret box? You never told me about your secret box.

祕密盒子？你從沒跟我說過你的祕密盒子

Hey! Hands off, Peep and Bob!

別碰皮皮和鮑勃

This here's my secret box.

這是我的祕密盒子

Besides, if I showed you what was inside, it wouldn't be a secret anymore.

而且，如果我把裡面的東西給你看，那就不再是祕密了。

Duh!

咄！

Those SpongeBobs!

那些海綿寶寶

If only you could see inside my secret box, it would change your life.

只要你能看到我的祕密盒子，它就會改變你的生活。

It's okay, Patrick. I know all about secrets.

沒事的 帕特里克我知道所有的祕密

You do?

是嗎？

I've got a gazillion secrets.

我有無數的祕密

Like what?

比如說？

Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets.

祕密的最大好處就是偷偷地告訴別人你的祕密，從而在別人的祕密收藏中再偷偷地增加一個祕密，這已經不是什麼祕密了。

Secretly.

祕密地

You wanna hear one of my secrets?

想聽聽我的祕密嗎？

Do I?

我有嗎？

Uh, let's see.

我想想

Did you know you're my best friend?

你知道你是我最好的朋友嗎？

No way.

不可能

Well, let's hear another one.

好吧，讓我們再聽一個。

Okay.

好的

Uh, secretly, I'm a little bit naive.

呃，偷偷地說，我有點天真。

Wow. I'll never look at you the same way again, SpongeBob.

哇哦我再也不會這麼看你了，海綿寶寶

Gosh.

天哪

Tell me some more secrets.

再告訴我一些祕密

Okay.

好的

I love my job at the Krusty Krab.

我喜歡我在蟹堡王的工作

I sleep with my shoes on.

我穿著鞋睡覺。

I like jelly on both sides of my toes.

我喜歡在腳趾兩側塗果凍。

I've got an overdue library book.

我有一本圖書館的書過期了。

I think jelly fishing and bubble blowing are the same thing.

我覺得釣果凍和吹泡泡是一回事。

I've never been late for work.

我從來沒有遲到過。

I've said the word fancy in conversation.

我在談話中說過 "花哨 "這個詞。

I like to dance to loading zone announcements.

我喜歡聽著上貨區的廣播跳舞。

I still don't have my driver's license.

我還沒有駕照。

I'm a little on the short side, and I'm wearing three pairs of underwear right now.

我個子有點矮，現在穿了三條內褲。

Gasp.

喘氣。

I never would have guessed.

我怎麼也想不到。

Now will you show me what's inside your secret box?

現在能讓我看看你的祕密盒子裡有什麼嗎？

No, SpongeBob.

不，海綿寶寶

It's for me to know and for you to never find out.

這是我的事，你永遠不會知道。

You may be an open book, SpongeBob, but I'm a bit more complicated than that.

海綿寶寶，你也許是個坦誠的人 但我比你複雜多了

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

我的內心世界是一個謎。

Listen, SpongeBob.

聽著，海綿寶寶

How long are you prepared to keep this up?

你準備維持多久？

Gimme that.

給我

When I die, you stay away from my funeral.

我死後，你不要參加我的葬禮。

Do I really?

真的嗎？

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

哦，哦，哦，哦，哦。

Why, this Krabby Patty may be the most horrible, putrid, poorly prepared, vile, unappetizing, disgusting excuse for a sandwich it has ever been my displeasure to have slithered down my throat.

為什麼，這個蟹皇堡可能是我有生以來最可怕、最腐臭、最拙劣、最卑鄙、最難吃、最噁心的三明治了。

But...

但是

And I curse this Krabby Patty and all who enjoy them to an early and well-deserved grave.

我詛咒這個蟹皇堡和所有喜歡吃蟹皇堡的人早早死在他們應得的墳墓裡。

Get it?

明白了嗎？

But it doesn't make any sense.

但這沒有任何意義。

The Krabby Patty is an absolute good.

蟹皇堡是絕對的美味。

Nobody is immune to its tasty charms.

沒有人能抵擋它的美味魅力。

Nobody but me.

除了我，誰也不行

Are you sure?

你確定嗎？

Does this look unsure to you?

你覺得這看起來沒把握嗎？

No.

不

Good. Now go spread the word.

很好現在去宣傳吧

Come on, come on, come on.

來吧，來吧，來吧。

Still alive.

還活著

So delicious.

太好吃了

All the wasted years.

蹉跎歲月

Mr. Krabs, I have an idea.

蟹老闆，我有個主意

What am I going to do?

我該怎麼辦？

If I don't find an idea, I'll go out of business.

如果我找不到點子，我就會倒閉。

Mr. Krabs, I have an idea.

蟹老闆，我有個主意

Why can't someone give me an idea?

為什麼沒人給我出個主意？

Mr. Krabs, I have an idea.

蟹老闆，我有個主意

Great Neptune in heaven, I need an idea.

偉大的海王星在天上，我需要一個主意。

Mr. Krabs, I have an idea.

蟹老闆，我有個主意

What in the name of money are you waiting for, boy?

你還在等什麼，孩子？

Tell me.

告訴我

Okay, Mr. Krabs, prepare yourself.

好了，蟹老闆，準備好了

Don't bother sitting down, because you'll just stand up when you see this.

不用坐著了，因為你看到這個就會站起來。

Ta-da.

嗒噠

Great Barrier Reef.

大堡礁

That patty's spoiled.

那塊肉太糟蹋了

Mr. Krabs, it's not tainted meat.

蟹老闆，這不是毒肉

It's painted meat.

這是畫上的肉。

Pretty Patties.

漂亮的餡餅

Available in six designer colors.

有六種設計師設計的顏色可供選擇。

Mr. Squidward, come look.

章魚哥先生，快來看

Don't that look appetizing?

看起來是不是很有食慾？

Good, sir.

很好，先生

Wait.

等等。

Give me an orange patty with extra purple.

給我一個加紫的橙色餡餅。

What's next?

下一步是什麼？

Sequined milkshakes?

亮片奶昔？

Bow-tie french fries?

蝴蝶結薯條？

No.

不

Pretty Patties, Pretty Patties.

漂亮的帕蒂，漂亮的帕蒂

Oh.

哦。

It's a shame old man Krabs sold the Krusty Krab.

蟹老闆把蟹堡王賣了，真可惜。

That's a darn shame.

太可惜了

Hey, lady, do you know where we can get something to eat around here?

嘿，女士，你知道這附近哪裡有吃的嗎？

That's it, I quit.

就這樣，我辭職了。

Hey, this isn't so bad.

嘿，這還不算太糟。

We can do this.

我們能做到

Hey, Patrick, come on up.

帕特里克 上來吧

The air is fine.

空氣很好

I'm going to do it quick and get it over with.

我要速戰速決。

Cannonball!

炮彈

Hey, I lost my trunks.

嘿，我的行李箱丟了

Hi, SpongeBob.

嗨，海綿寶寶

All right, Pat, you made it.

好了 帕特 你來了

Come on, Mr. Krabs, up here.

來吧，蟹老闆，上來吧

All ashore that's gone ashore, Mr. Squidward.

上岸的都上岸了，章魚哥先生

Land ho!

Land ho！

Looking good, Mr. Krabs.

看起來不錯，蟹老闆

Come on, Squidward, you're missing all the dry.

來吧，章魚哥，你錯過了所有的乾貨。

Come on, Squidward.

來吧，章魚哥

Squidward!

章魚哥

I'll do it, but I won't wind it.

我會做的，但我不會給它上發條。

Squidward!

章魚哥

What?

什麼？

Well, here we are.

好了，我們到了。

This is pretty easy.

這很簡單。

I may keep a second rock up here.

我可能會在這裡再放一塊石頭。

Once you get your land legs, it's not so bad.

一旦你有了陸地上的雙腿，就不會那麼糟糕了。

We're the masters of land and sea.

我們是陸地和海洋的主人。

Hey, it's a local.

嘿，是本地人。

Hi, we're from underwater.

你好，我們來自水下。

Do you know Sandy Cheeks?

你認識珊迪-奇克斯嗎？

Three, two, one.

三、二、一

Well, tan my fur.

好吧，晒晒我的皮毛。

They made it.

他們成功了

Better go congratulate them.

最好去祝賀他們。

SpongeBob, Patrick?

海綿寶寶，派大星？

Hmm, where'd those critters get to?

嗯，這些小動物去哪兒了？

Oh, no!

哦，不

Holy guacamole!

神聖的鱷梨醬

You can't eat my friends, you rats with wings.

你不能吃我的朋友，你們這些長翅膀的老鼠。

What is it, trusted sidekick?

怎麼了，可信賴的跟班？

Ray!

雷

Hey, SpongeBob, how come he's not chasing us?

嘿，海綿寶寶，他怎麼不追我們？

Looks like he's frozen or something.

他好像被凍僵了。

It appears to be some sort of prison chamber made out of frozen tartar sauce.

它似乎是用冷凍的塔塔醬做成的某種監獄密室。

This is incredible.

太不可思議了

Next to the dirty bubble, the evil man Ray is the all-time greatest arch-nemesis of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

除了 "髒泡泡 "之外，邪惡的雷也是美人魚和藤壺男孩的頭號剋星。

I have so many questions to ask him.

我有好多問題要問他。

Ooh!

哦

Pat, what are you doing? We're not supposed to touch anything.

帕特，你在幹什麼？我們不能碰任何東西

But you said you had a question.

但你說你有個問題。

We could get in trouble.

我們會有麻煩的。

No, that's not a question.

不，這不是一個問題。

He says not to touch anything, and that includes unfreezing a supervillain.

他說不要碰任何東西，包括解凍一個超級反派。

Free!

免費！

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

哈哈哈哈

Uh, actually, Mr., uh, Man Ray, sir, only your head is free.

實際上，曼-雷先生，只有你的頭是自由的。

By the supreme authority of wickedness,

邪惡的最高權威

I, the evil man Ray, command you to release me from this frozen prison at once.

我，邪惡的雷，命令你立刻把我從這冰冷的監獄中釋放出來。

Well, uh, Mr. Evil Man Ray, sir, we can't do that.

嗯，呃，惡人雷先生，先生，我們不能這麼做。

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

Because you're evil.

因為你很邪惡

You mean, if I was good, then you'd let me go?

你是說，如果我是好人，你就會讓我走？

Yeah, sure, why not?

是啊，當然，為什麼不呢？

Then, uh, in that case, I am good.

那這樣的話，我就沒問題了。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yes, really.

是的，真的。

Really, really?

真的嗎？

Yes, yes, really, really.

是的，是的，真的，真的。

Really, really, really?

真的，真的，真的嗎？

Yes, yes, already, I'm good, I'm good!

是的，是的，已經是了，我很好，我很好！

Now, let me out of here, or you'll suffer dire consequences!

現在，放我出去，否則後果不堪設想！

Well, that's good enough for me.

嗯，這對我來說已經足夠了。

You fools, prepare to be eradicated!

你們這些蠢貨，準備被剷除吧！

What's wrong with him?

他怎麼了？

I can't hang out here all night.

我不能整晚都待在這裡。

I've got a life.

我有自己的生活

Well, fine, if you don't want my money.

好吧，好吧，如果你不想要我的錢。

Money?

錢？

You mean, if we stayed open later, you'd give us your money?

你的意思是，如果我們晚點營業，你就會把錢給我們？

Sure.

當然。

Mr. Squidward, welcome to the night shift.

章魚哥先生，歡迎上夜班

From now on, the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours a day.

從現在開始，蟹堡王餐廳每天 24 小時營業。

What?

什麼？

What?

什麼？

Wow!

哇

Now we never have to stop working.

現在，我們再也不用停止工作了。

Mr. Krabs.

蟹老闆

See you in the morning, boys.

明早見 夥計們

I can't hang out here all night.

我不能整晚都待在這裡。

I've got a life.

我有自己的生活

Mr. Krabs, isn't this great, Squidward?

蟹老闆，很棒吧，章魚哥？

Just you and me together for hours and hours and hours, and then the sun will come up, and it'll be tomorrow, and we'll still be working.

只有你和我在一起，幾個小時，幾個小時，然後太陽昇起，明天就要到了，而我們還在工作。

It'll be just like a sleepover, only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease.

就像過夜一樣，只是我們會滿身大汗，滿臉油汙。

Are you ready to rock, Squidward?

準備好了嗎，章魚哥？

No.

不

Good, because we've got customers.

很好，因為我們有顧客了。

Here, please hit me as hard as you can.

來，請你用盡全力打我。

Squidward, I'm working in the kitchen.

章魚哥，我在廚房工作呢

Me?

我？

At night.

晚上

Don't hold back.

不要保留。

Hey, Squidward, guess what?

嘿，章魚哥，你猜怎麼著？

I'm chopping lettuce.

我在切萵苣

At night.

晚上

Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom.

看著我，我正在給浴室刷牙。

At night.

晚上

Ow! I burned my hand!

嗷我的手被燙傷了

At night.

晚上

Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night.

夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜，夜。

Night!

夜！

Will you please?

你能幫個忙嗎？

Hey, everybody, it's Leif Erikson Day.

大家好，今天是萊夫-埃裡克森日。

Hinga-dinga-dargin.

Hinga-dinga-dargin.

Ahoy, Patrick, it's Leif Erikson Day.

帕特里克，今天是萊夫-埃裡克森日。

There's a note.

有一張紙條

SpongeBob went to get more giant paper.

海綿寶寶去拿更多的大紙。

Uh, Patrick, P.S.

呃，帕特里克，P.S.

Happy Leif Erikson Day.

萊夫-埃裡克森日快樂

Hinga-dinga-dargin.

Hinga-dinga-dargin.

Aw, so much for that.

唉，就這樣吧。

Huh, this guy's not half bad looking for a maniac.

呵呵，作為一個瘋子，這傢伙長得還算不錯。

Wait a minute, Patrick.

等一下 帕特里克

I'm the maniac.

我是瘋子

Ah!

啊！

Ah!

啊！

We'll take that as a confession.

我們就當你懺悔了。

SpongeBob SquarePants, there you are.

海綿寶寶，你來了

I turn my back on you for one minute, and you destroy half the city.

我背對著你一分鐘，你就毀了半個城市。

You should be ashamed of yourself.

你應該為自己感到羞愧。

You know this guy?

你認識這個人嗎？

Of course I do.

我當然知道。

I'm the one who gave him the uniform in the first place.

是我先把制服給他的。

He's my responsibility.

他是我的責任

Uh-oh.

啊哦

And in conclusion, students, red means stop, green means go.

總之，同學們，紅燈停，綠燈行。

And SpongeBob...

還有海綿寶寶...

Yes, Mrs. Puff?

什麼事，帕夫太太？

I'd like to see you after class.

下課後我想見你。

Six months from now.

六個月後

Here come my parents.

我父母來了

Boo!

布

SpongeBob, hi, honey, we're here.

海綿寶寶，嗨，親愛的，我們到了

Come on, SpongeBob, hurry, hurry, son.

快點，海綿寶寶，快點，快點，孩子

Your mother has dinner waiting.

你媽媽在等你吃晚飯

Hi, Mom.

嗨，媽媽

Hello, Mrs. SquarePants.

你好，方方褲太太

Let me help you with these bags.

我來幫你拿這些袋子吧。

Just give me a minute.

給我一分鐘

I cannot hold on to you any longer, little pebble.

我不能再抓著你了，小鵝卵石。

You hold too many memories.

你承載了太多的回憶。

Well, Squidward, this is goodbye.

章魚哥，再見了

Goodbye, SpongeBob, goodbye.

再見，海綿寶寶，再見

Goodbye, SpongeBob, bye-bye-bye.

再見了，海綿寶寶，再見了

Goodbye, SpongeBob.

再見了，海綿寶寶

Goodbye, goodbye.

再見，再見

Come on, SpongeBob.

來吧，海綿寶寶