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You ought to ask magical Mr. Mistoffelees, the original Conjuring cat.
你應該去問問神奇的 Mistoffelees 先生,他是 "咒怨 "的原版貓咪。
There can be no doubt about that.
這一點毋庸置疑。
Please, listen to me, and don't scoff.
請聽我說,不要嘲笑我。
All his inventions are off his own bat.
他的所有發明都是自己發明的。
There's no such cat in the Metropolis.
大都會里沒有這樣的貓。
He holds all the patent monopolies for performing surprising illusions and creating eccentric confusions.
他擁有表演令人驚奇的幻術和製造古怪迷惑的所有專利壟斷權。
The greatest magicians have something to learn from Mr. Mistoffelees' Conjuring turn.
最偉大的魔術師都可以從 Mistoffelees 先生的 "魔術變身 "中學到一些東西。
And we all say, Oh, well, I never was there ever.
我們都會說,哦,好吧,我從沒去過那裡。
A cat so clever as a magical Mr. Mistoffelees.
一隻像神奇的米斯托弗萊斯先生一樣聰明的貓。
He is quiet, he is small, he is black.
他很安靜,個子不高,是個黑人。
From his ears to the tip of his tail.
從耳朵到尾巴尖。
He can creep through the darkest crack.
他能從最黑暗的縫隙中悄然潛入。
He can walk on the narrowest rail.
他可以在最窄的軌道上行走。
He can pick any card from the pack.
他可以從牌包中挑選任何一張牌。
He's equally cunning with dice.
他玩骰子也同樣狡猾。
He's always deceiving you into believing that he's only hunting for mice.
他總是欺騙你,讓你相信他只是在捕鼠。
You can plan a trip with a cork or a spoon and a bedside fish paste.
你可以用軟木塞或勺子和床頭的魚膏來計劃一次旅行。
And you look for a knife or a fork and you think that it's merely misplaced.
你找刀子或叉子,卻以為只是放錯了地方。
You've seen it one moment, but then it is gone.
你看到它的一瞬間,但隨後它就消失了。
But you'll find it next week playing out on the lawn.
不過,下週你就能在草坪上看到它了。
And we all say, Oh, well, I never was there ever.
我們都會說,哦,好吧,我從沒去過那裡。
A cat so clever as a magical Mr. Mistoffelees.
一隻像神奇的米斯托弗萊斯先生一樣聰明的貓。
Oh, well, I never was there ever.
哦,好吧,我從沒去過那裡。
A cat so clever as a magical Mr. Mistoffelees.
一隻像神奇的米斯托弗萊斯先生一樣聰明的貓。
Oh, well, I never was there ever.
哦,好吧,我從沒去過那裡。
A cat so clever as a magical Mr. Mistoffelees.
一隻像神奇的米斯托弗萊斯先生一樣聰明的貓。
His manner is vague and aloof.
他的態度含糊而冷漠。
And you would think there was nobody shyer.
你會覺得沒有人比他更害羞了。
But his voice can be heard on the roof.
但他的聲音可以在屋頂上聽到。
While he was curled up by the fire.
當他蜷縮在火爐旁時。
And he's sometimes been hurt by the fire.
他有時也會被火燒傷。
While he was about on the roof.
當時他正在屋頂上。
At least we all heard that somebody purred, which is incontestable proof.
至少我們都聽到有人咕嚕咕嚕地叫,這是無可爭辯的證據。
And of a single of magical powers, I've known the family to call.
在所有神奇的力量中,我知道家人會打電話給我。
A little man from the gutter for hours.
一個小個子男人從陰溝裡爬了幾個小時。
While he would sleep in the hall.
而他會睡在大廳裡。
And not long ago, this phenomenal cat produced seven kittens right out of a hat.
不久前,這隻神奇的貓咪一連生了七隻小貓。
And we all say, Oh, well, I never was there ever.
我們都會說,哦,好吧,我從沒去過那裡。
A cat so clever as a magical Mr. Mistoffelees.
一隻像神奇的米斯托弗萊斯先生一樣聰明的貓。
Magical!
神奇!
And not long ago, this phenomenal cat produced seven kittens right out of a hat.
不久前,這隻神奇的貓咪一連生了七隻小貓。
And not long ago, this phenomenal cat produced seven kittens right out of a hat.
不久前,這隻神奇的貓咪一連生了七隻小貓。
And we all say, Oh, well, I never was there ever.
我們都會說,哦,好吧,我從沒去過那裡。
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees.
一隻像神奇的 Mistoffelees 先生一樣聰明的貓。
Oh, well, I never was there ever.
哦,好吧,我從沒去過那裡。
A cat so clever as a magical Mr. Mistoffelees.
一隻像神奇的米斯托弗萊斯先生一樣聰明的貓。
Oh, well, I never was there ever.
哦,好吧,我從沒去過那裡。
A cat so clever as a magical Mr. Mistoffelees.
一隻像神奇的米斯托弗萊斯先生一樣聰明的貓。
Oh, well, I never was there ever.
哦,好吧,我從沒去過那裡。
A cat so clever as a magical Mr. Mistoffelees.
一隻像神奇的米斯托弗萊斯先生一樣聰明的貓。
Oh, well, I never was there ever.
哦,好吧,我從沒去過那裡。
A cat so clever as a magical Mr. Mistoffelees.
一隻像神奇的米斯托弗萊斯先生一樣聰明的貓。
I give you the magical, the marvelous Mr. Mistoffelees.
我給你們介紹神奇的、了不起的米斯托弗萊斯先生。
You
你