Welcome back to Destination Perfect Volume 12.

Let's get motoring right along.

Where's the moment?

Where is it?

Come on.

There it is.

Wowee, what an incredible fold-out chair athlete.

Yeah nah yeah, it's such a fine line between breaking ya neck or successfully pulling off a double-fisted somersault in the tuck position.

On solid red dirt as well.

I dunno where this is.

It's gotta be America, right?

These are Americans in their natural habitat.

Fuckin' surely.

Gotta be.

Oh yeah, these wankers too.

These are all Americans.

Look at them living their best life.

What a catch!

What a throw!

That's fantastic everyone gathered for this specific event.

It looks like a massive ticketed event.

Throwing beer over the river.

This guy coming up is like, Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Here's another thrilling example of an everyman achieving perfection in life.

What have you got?

Something for the bin.

No worries.

Have a shot.

Off the rim.

Kiki, kiki.

Rebound.

Toe.

Heel.

Swish!

Ha ha!

Hacky sack god mode activated.

Cheers to James for sending this one in.

He's just ducking out to get some hangover tucker.

Burger.

Chips. Thick cheesy crust pizza.

Whatever ya poison is to cure a broken brain.

His mate at the end of the driveway is kind of useless.

Everyone needs a kind of useless mate though.

Look at this stunt driving!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

He's got it!

Destination perfect.

His mate says, You couldn't have done it without me, be honest.

You couldn't.

You couldn't have.

Meanwhile, over at the actual breakdancing, not the Olympics one, this young fella can do real moves.

Holy shitballs titty fuck!

He's done like 58 spinnies in ten seconds.

Come on Olympics, give breakdancing another go.

Give it another go.

Just keep Australia disqualified.

We don't mind.

I seriously had never watched this curry fella play basketball before the Olympics.

I gotta say, he's not that bad.

Yeah nah yeah, he's got skills.

Fuck me dead.

That was destination perfect.

How do you get a three pointer like that with two big units jumping at ya?

I haven't figured it out yet.

Oh Sheila with a whip!

Why not?

Take a break from the stress of your corporate job.

Go down to the local under the bridge hangout spot and crack your bloody whip for some fun. Crack it.

Crack.

Yeah!

Seeing people enjoy their chosen peculiar hobbies is a form of perfection.

Like Gandalf and Hannibal Lecter enjoying their little hobby of having a dance together.

Anthony Hopkins TikTok account is lowkey destination perfect by the way.

I could watch these legends carry on like a couple of pork chops for hours.

I mean I guess I have via every single one of their movies.

Something about a Gandalf and Hannibal musical works.

It works well in my imagination.

Crackin' whips, dancing with old mates and juggling tyres.

This is truly what planet earth is all about at its core.

I could watch tyre juggling in the Olympics.

Australia shouldn't mess that up.

Nah we should be able to do that.

Tree lopping.

According to all of my saved internet videos this activity goes wrong 97-98% of the time.

Luckily I've found one of the few videos where it's going to go right.

I promise you are in the correct compilation.

We are watching only destination perfect not destination fucked.

Would I lie to you?

Would I lie?

My sarcasm runs deep some days it goes over your heads.

But I don't outright lie to you guys.

The chainsaw will not cut off a limb.

The safety equipment will not fail.

And the top of the tree will not land on the house.

All good.

This legend has perfected the art of tidying his bush.

It's the cleanest bush in the neighbourhood.

Oh here's a huge Romanian horse with amazing hair.

I just thought like how is that not destination perfect?

What a hairdo.

And it's buff.

So buff.

It's fuckin' it's perfect.

Yeah nah yeah I got another 500 of these destination effed and no BS outdoor camping mugs by the way.

You guys love em.

You dickheads love em.

So go to ozzymanshop.com link is in the post description or the comments.

Thanks again for watching.