Even when all hope is lost, that good boy never took his eye off the frisbee.

即使希望破滅，乖孩子的眼睛也從未離開過飛盤。

Here's another aquatic one.

這裡還有一個水生動物。

Back flippy.

後空翻

Ow!

噢

Ow!

噢

It could've been worse.

情況可能更糟。

He hit his shins and chest.

他撞到了自己的小腿和胸部。

It could've been his nuts and nose.

可能是他的蛋蛋和鼻子。

Meanwhile, this video is like a dice with only yeah nah written on it.

與此同時，這段視頻就像一個骰子，上面只寫著耶吶。

Yeah nah, nah, yeah nah, yeah nah, nah nah, yeah nah, yeah nah.

是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊。

What's it gonna land on?

它會落在什麼上面？

Yeah nah.

是的，不。

Okay, one last aquatic one.

好吧，最後一個水上項目。

It's crazy, isn't it?

這太瘋狂了，不是嗎？

Every single body of water on Earth leads to Destination F'd.

地球上的每一片水域都通往 "目的地 F'd"。

I'm personally happy to only use water for hydration and washing.

我個人很樂意只用水來補充水分和洗漱。

Oh!

哦！

Massive hang time.

大量的懸掛時間

What we're about to see now is a fast track to Destination F'd.

我們現在看到的是一條通往 "F'd "目的地的捷徑。

Oh!

哦！

He's good.

他很厲害

He belongs in Destination Perfect.

他屬於《完美目的地》。

Let's see how this manager looking bloke will go.

讓我們拭目以待這位看起來像經理的傢伙的表現吧。

Yeah nah, fucked 100%.

是啊，100%完蛋了。

He never looked confident.

他看起來從來都不自信。

And he's dragging a companion along with him.

他還拖著一個同伴。

What a disaster.

真是一場災難。

It's atrocious when someone won't just enter Destination F'd on their own.

如果有人不願意自己輸入 "目的地 F'd"，那就太糟糕了。

They have to butcher their shit and take everyone with them.

他們必須屠殺他們的狗屎，並把所有人都帶走。

Learn to pop a cork like a regular person.

學著像普通人一樣打開軟木塞。

Oh!

哦！

This video is super duper annoying.

這段視頻超級超級煩人。

It happened last month.

事情發生在上個月。

This sheila is like, Look at me climb an ancient historical pyramid.

這個 Sheila 就像，看我爬上古老的歷史金字塔。

Indiana Jones yells, Bloody get down!

印第安納-瓊斯大喊：血腥的趴下！

She decides to dance.

她決定跳舞。

She's influencing.

她在影響。

What's she selling?

她在賣什麼？

Fuck me dead.

去死吧

And now this is where the crowd collectively decides she needs to bugger off to her new destination.

現在，眾人集體決定，她需要開溜去她的新目的地了。

It's nice when people come together for the right reasons.

當人們因為正確的原因走到一起時，那感覺真好。

Shit people can really help galvanize us from time to time.

屎人時不時能激發我們的鬥志。

Off you go.

出發吧

It's a nice day for a wedding.

今天是舉行婚禮的好日子。

Blue skies.

藍天

The sun is out.

太陽出來了

No wind.

無風。

Fantastic.

太棒了

The groom is on a motorbike.

新郎騎著摩托車。

No correction.

無更正。

The groom is on the road.

新郎在路上。

Wow!

哇

The bride was thinking, I am about to marry such a cool guy.

新娘在想，我就要嫁給一個這麼酷的人了。

If you can't ride motorbikes, try singing to women to impress them.

如果你不會騎摩托車，那就試著唱歌來打動女人。

Actually don't do that either. Women like men that can climb ladders.

其實也不要這麼做。 女人喜歡會爬梯子的男人。

I don't know why this video is turning into budget online advice for attracting the opposite sex.

我不知道為什麼這段視頻會變成吸引異性的預算在線建議。

Anyway, dangerous jobs are hot AF.

不管怎麼說，危險的工作都是炙手可熱的。

YouTubing can be dangerous.

YouTubing 可能很危險。

Sure though.

當然可以。

It's nothing like this.

不是這樣的

I think she's about to unleash a mating dance at the pub.

我覺得她馬上就要在酒吧裡跳起交配舞了。

Whammy!

重擊

The pub says no.

酒館說不行。

Shit, it's another one of these bouncy bounce beverage videos.

媽的，又是這種蹦蹦跳跳的飲料視頻。

It never works.

從來就沒有成功過。

Here comes a body of water.

這裡有一片水域。

As mentioned earlier, we all know bodies of water lead to one destination.

如前所述，我們都知道水體通向一個目的地。

Have a squiz at this fella.

看看這個傢伙。

Assessing the road ahead.

評估前方的道路。

He's in charge of the local beer deliveries.

他負責當地啤酒的運送。

Here he goes.

他來了

Can he stick the landing over the hill?

他能在山上著陸嗎？

Extreme danger.

極端危險

He's down.

他倒下了

He'll be okay, but unfortunately the beer will not.

他會沒事的，可惜啤酒不會。

Everyone runs in to save what they can.

每個人都跑進去救自己能救的人。

The videos in this episode have been pretty tame, admittedly, so here comes one that's brutal.

誠然，本期節目中的視頻都很平淡，下面我們來看一段殘酷的視頻。

Imagine running a marathon and you don't finish by the cutoff time.

想象一下，你參加馬拉松比賽，卻沒有在規定時間內跑完。

I would like each and every one of you to imagine that for a moment.

我希望你們每個人都能想象一下。

Imagine it.

想象一下

Think about it.

想想看

Dwell on it.

沉浸其中。

Your life will never be as bad as this guy's.

你的生活永遠不會像這傢伙一樣糟糕。

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點擊 "喜歡 "按鈕，祝您好運，如果您是新來的，請訂閱。

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謝謝大家。

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