Awesome, love it.

Yeah, I mean the environment's amazing.

It's probably the best place I've ever worked.

I love it here.

And I'm gonna love it here.

Yeah, I think you'll fit right in.

One last question.

When's your birthday?

When's my birthday?

Uh-huh.

My, my birthday?

Uh, August 9th.

Oh my god, he's a Leo, right?

Could've sworn he was a Gemini.

Yeah, I know, watch out, he's ambitious.

What?

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion!

Do a roar.

Oh, come on, roar.

You guys want me to roar?

Like a lion.

Rawr!

Uh, why don't you tell the group a little something about yourself, huh?

Well, um, I'm a pretty chill person.

I get along with everyone.

Typical you.

Oh my god, hey, hey, when does the show start?

I really don't know what you guys are talking about.

Everyone likes you, center of attention, right?

Bubbles of brags, catch them all, huh?

Well, no, I'm just trying to.

I get it.

You're cool.

All right, we like you.

We like you a lot.

Thank you.

You don't have to, like, brag any more than you already are.

All right, Simba, let me show you to your desk.

All right, and your cubicle, it's gonna be right over here.

Oh, awesome.

I love the setup.

And I put a red marker there because I thought you were a Leo, and I know how Leo's like red, so.

Oh, thanks.

My favorite color is blue, but.

It's not blue anymore.

It's red.

My favorite color is red.

Got it.

Thank you.

So just make yourself comfortable, okay?

Yeah, I'm very comfortable.

Mm-hmm.

Um, if you need anything, just let me know.

Cool.

Cool.

It was really, really nice to meet you.

Hey, guys.

I got some doughnuts.

Oh.

Does anyone want one?

Yeah, I'd actually like.

Are you serious?

Oh, God.

I'm sorry.

I'm getting a little faint.

It's just the negative energy of her Scorpio waves are just hitting me like knives.

Is there vegan?

I look like a doughnut?

What are you?

Grab me with a Scorpio spoon.

I mean, oh, my God.

Why would you do that?

So you can kind of make the space your own, but just be careful of her.

She's like the sweetest person I've ever seen.

She was a Scorpio.

And?

It's just a sign.

Yeah, okay.

It's just a sign.

And I wanted a doughnut.

It's a sign.

Oh.

Yo, new Leo guy.

Hey.

My name's Anwar.

Oh.

Yeah.

That's right.

You Leos are all about yourselves.

Um, I just want to let you know that I'm a Taurus, so we're not really compatible.

So if you need to talk to me, go ahead and let my Pisces bro here know, and he'll send me a message.

All right.

Talk to you never.

Yeah, for sure.

Got you, man.

You gotta tell me, and I'll tell him.

Oh, whoa.

We're starting this?

Yeah, for sure.

Got you, man.

Hey.

He says for sure.

Hey.

So my ex was a Leo, and, um, unfortunately, I don't think we're going to work out.

Sorry.

You're actually not really my type, so, uh...

Just in case you were wondering.

That was all.

Yeah.

For sure.

So, um, let me know if you're free on Thursday.

Okay.

Hey.

New Leo guy.

Libra.

Our signs are completely compatible.

And I was just wondering if maybe after work we could grab a beer and get to know each other a little more.

Oh, no, I'm...

I have a best friend's retreat for this weekend, um, so if you just bring all your luggage here, we can just drive out from here.

It'll be great.

Don't worry.

Everything's paid for.

I'm busy that day.

And, uh, stay away from her.

I don't think she's compatible for you.

I have a sister who's very beautiful.

Your sister?

It'd be great if you just got to know her.

Married and got in the family.

You can be my brother.

I'm good, dude.

I just sent you all of her information in an email, and also some of my information as well.

You got my email?

How did you get my email?

Address.

All of it.

All of it's there.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

What was your name again?

Hey.

Oh.

Hey.

You know, you wanted a donut.

There's two left.

Yeah, I would love a donut.

Yes.

No!

Not that one!

That's my favorite donut!

Why would you take a donut away from a pregnant lady?

Thank you so much for this opportunity.

I really appreciate it.

Yeah, of course.

I'm just doing my job.

Hey, I actually had one more question.

When's your birthday?

Hello?

Good afternoon, Mr. Roberts.

Yes.

Fresh Paint USA.

Edward speaking.

Would you like to buy some...

Hi.

Fresh Paint USA.

Would you like to buy some fresh paint?

Uh, no.

This is Edward.

How are you?

How's your day been?

Yes.

And she's always pooping under the bed.

No, ma'am.

I'm here to sell paint.

This is not about your cat.

Oh.

Okay.

Bye.

Oh.

You're really gonna call him and that's what you're gonna do?

Thank you for calling Fresh.

Relax, I just want to talk to him.

Stop.

No, stop when I settle this.

Hey, is this Adrian?

I said, is this Adrian?

Uh, yeah.

This is Adrian.

Why you keep calling my girl, huh?

Well, why does your girl keep calling me?

Look, man.

You better stop calling my girl.

What are you gonna do about it?

I'll kill you!

You're not gonna do a thing, Michael.

I'm gonna get you, man.

I'm gonna find you.

Yeah.

Good luck with that, buddy.

I'm gonna find you and you're gonna regret every little thing.

Breaking news, Michael.

What?

This just in.

What?

I did your girlfriend.

Oh, you're gonna get it.

You cheated on me with this guy?

Hey, no, no.

Look, it's not your fault.

Don't be upset, okay?

She just needed something a little bigger.

Shut up, man.

I'm trying to talk to my girl.

Look, put her on the phone and I'll clear things up, okay?

How about that?

Here, he wants to talk to you.

Hello?

What's up, baby?

What are you doing later on tonight?

I don't know.

Round two?

I'm gonna tear your limbs off and ship them to your mom.

You're not gonna do a thing.

Yes, I am.

You're not gonna do a thing.

Yes, I am.

Oh, I'm all talk, huh?

Yeah, whatever, man.

You're all talk.

All talk?

Hey, your sister called me.

How could you?

Why are you talking to my sister?

You're not gonna do a thing.

You're not gonna do a thing.

You're not gonna do a thing.

You're not gonna do a thing.

We're gonna get married, have kids.

Man, that's just too bad.

We're gonna remodel the house.

Oh, you're remodeling?

Yeah.

Yeah, why?

Well, lucky for you, because here at Fresh Paint USA, we have the freshest paint for the freshest prices.

Oh, you work at Fresh Paint?

Oh, no, no, no, no, that's not what I meant.

You're mine.

Hello?

It was a joke.

Hello?

Hello?

Oh, God.

Hey.

I'm Adrian.

I'm the new guy.

Nice to meet you, Adrian.

This is, this is, this is my new guy.

I'm Adrian.

I'm Adrian.

I'm Adrian.

I'm Adrian.

I'm Adrian.

I'm Adrian.

I'm Adrian.

This is, this is my life, man.

I am so excited about this stuff.

You look friendly, man.

You're really nice.

I think we could be really good friends, man.

I'm sorry.

Why?

Hey!

Who's Adrian?

Uh, I'm Adrian.

Uh, it's my first day.

It's good to be here.

I'm not gonna do a thing.

I'll show you.

Best.

Why, why are you running at me?

Hey.

No, no, no.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.