Awesome, love it.

太棒了，我喜歡。

Yeah, I mean the environment's amazing.

是啊，我是說這裡的環境太棒了。

It's probably the best place I've ever worked.

這可能是我工作過的最好的地方。

I love it here.

我喜歡這裡。

And I'm gonna love it here.

我會喜歡這裡的

Yeah, I think you'll fit right in.

是的，我想你會適應的。

One last question.

最後一個問題

When's your birthday?

你什麼時候生日？

When's my birthday?

我的生日是什麼時候？

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

My, my birthday?

我的生日？

Uh, August 9th.

8月9號

Oh my god, he's a Leo, right?

天哪，他是獅子座的，對吧？

Could've sworn he was a Gemini.

我發誓他是雙子座的。

Yeah, I know, watch out, he's ambitious.

是啊，我知道，小心點，他野心勃勃。

What?

什麼？

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion！

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion！

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion！

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion！

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion！

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion！

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion！

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion！

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion！

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion！

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion！

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion！

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion！

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion！

Rawr, a lion!

Rawr, a lion！

Do a roar.

吼一聲

Oh, come on, roar.

哦，來吧，咆哮吧。

You guys want me to roar?

你們想讓我咆哮嗎？

Like a lion.

像獅子一樣

Rawr!

Rawr！

Uh, why don't you tell the group a little something about yourself, huh?

為什麼不向大家介紹一下你自己呢？

Well, um, I'm a pretty chill person.

嗯，我是個很冷靜的人。

I get along with everyone.

我和每個人都相處得很好。

Typical you.

典型的你。

Oh my god, hey, hey, when does the show start?

哦，我的天，嘿，嘿，演出什麼時候開始？

I really don't know what you guys are talking about.

我真不知道你們在說什麼。

Everyone likes you, center of attention, right?

每個人都喜歡你，你是眾人矚目的焦點，對嗎？

Bubbles of brags, catch them all, huh?

吹牛的氣泡，都接住了，是吧？

Well, no, I'm just trying to.

不，我只是想試試。

I get it.

我明白了。

You're cool.

你很酷

All right, we like you.

好吧，我們喜歡你。

We like you a lot.

我們非常喜歡你。

Thank you.

謝謝。

You don't have to, like, brag any more than you already are.

你不用再吹牛了。

All right, Simba, let me show you to your desk.

好了，辛巴，我帶你去你的辦公桌。

All right, and your cubicle, it's gonna be right over here.

好了，你的隔間就在那邊

Oh, awesome.

哦，太棒了。

I love the setup.

我喜歡這個設置。

And I put a red marker there because I thought you were a Leo, and I know how Leo's like red, so.

我用紅色標記是因為我以為你是獅子座 我知道獅子座喜歡紅色，所以就用紅色標記了

Oh, thanks.

哦，謝謝。

My favorite color is blue, but.

我最喜歡的顏色是藍色，但是

It's not blue anymore.

它不再是藍色的了。

It's red.

是紅色的。

My favorite color is red.

我最喜歡的顏色是紅色。

Got it.

知道了

Thank you.

謝謝。

So just make yourself comfortable, okay?

別拘束，好嗎？

Yeah, I'm very comfortable.

是的，我很舒服。

Mm-hmm.

嗯

Um, if you need anything, just let me know.

嗯，如果你需要什麼，儘管告訴我。

Cool.

酷斃了

Cool.

酷斃了

It was really, really nice to meet you.

見到你真的非常非常高興。

Hey, guys.

嘿，夥計們

I got some doughnuts.

我買了些甜甜圈

Oh.

哦。

Does anyone want one?

有人想要嗎？

Yeah, I'd actually like.

是啊，我其實想。

Are you serious?

你是認真的嗎？

Oh, God.

哦，上帝啊

I'm sorry.

對不起

I'm getting a little faint.

我有點暈了。

It's just the negative energy of her Scorpio waves are just hitting me like knives.

只是她天蠍座的負能量像刀子一樣劈在我身上。

Is there vegan?

有素食者嗎？

I look like a doughnut?

我看起來像個甜甜圈？

What are you?

你是什麼人？

Grab me with a Scorpio spoon.

用天蠍座的勺子抓住我。

I mean, oh, my God.

我的意思是，哦，我的上帝。

Why would you do that?

你為什麼要這麼做？

So you can kind of make the space your own, but just be careful of her.

所以，你可以把這個空間變成你自己的，但要小心她。

She's like the sweetest person I've ever seen.

她是我見過的最可愛的人。

She was a Scorpio.

她是天蠍座。

And?

然後呢？

It's just a sign.

這只是一個標誌。

Yeah, okay.

好吧

It's just a sign.

這只是一個標誌。

And I wanted a doughnut.

我還想吃甜甜圈。

It's a sign.

這是一個標誌。

Oh.

哦。

Yo, new Leo guy.

喲，新來的獅子座傢伙。

Hey.

嘿。

My name's Anwar.

我叫安沃爾

Oh.

哦。

Yeah.

是啊

That's right.

這就對了。

You Leos are all about yourselves.

你們獅子座只顧著自己。

Um, I just want to let you know that I'm a Taurus, so we're not really compatible.

嗯，我只是想讓你知道，我是金牛座的，所以我們不太合得來。

So if you need to talk to me, go ahead and let my Pisces bro here know, and he'll send me a message.

所以，如果你需要找我，請告訴我的雙魚座兄弟，他會給我發資訊的。

All right.

好吧

Talk to you never.

永遠不跟你說話

Yeah, for sure.

是的，當然。

Got you, man.

抓住你了

You gotta tell me, and I'll tell him.

你告訴我，我再告訴他。

Oh, whoa.

哦，哇哦

We're starting this?

我們要開始了？

Yeah, for sure.

是的，當然。

Got you, man.

抓住你了

Hey.

嘿。

He says for sure.

他肯定地說。

Hey.

嘿。

So my ex was a Leo, and, um, unfortunately, I don't think we're going to work out.

我前男友是獅子座的 很不幸 我覺得我們不會有結果了

Sorry.

對不起。

You're actually not really my type, so, uh...

你其實不是我喜歡的類型，所以...

Just in case you were wondering.

以防你想知道。

That was all.

僅此而已。

Yeah.

是啊

For sure.

當然。

So, um, let me know if you're free on Thursday.

所以，嗯，如果你週四有空的話，告訴我一聲。

Okay.

好的

Hey.

嘿。

New Leo guy.

新來的獅子座男生

Libra.

天秤座

Our signs are completely compatible.

我們的標誌完全兼容。

And I was just wondering if maybe after work we could grab a beer and get to know each other a little more.

我在想，下班後我們能不能一起喝杯啤酒，多瞭解一下彼此。

Oh, no, I'm...

哦，不，我...

I have a best friend's retreat for this weekend, um, so if you just bring all your luggage here, we can just drive out from here.

我這個週末有個好朋友的療養會 所以如果你把行李都帶過來 我們就可以開車離開了

It'll be great.

會很棒的

Don't worry.

別擔心

Everything's paid for.

一切費用都已支付。

I'm busy that day.

那天我很忙。

And, uh, stay away from her.

還有 離她遠點

I don't think she's compatible for you.

我覺得她不適合你。

I have a sister who's very beautiful.

我有一個姐姐，她非常漂亮。

Your sister?

你妹妹？

It'd be great if you just got to know her.

如果你能瞭解她，那就太好了。

Married and got in the family.

結了婚，進了家門。

You can be my brother.

你可以做我的兄弟

I'm good, dude.

我很好 夥計

I just sent you all of her information in an email, and also some of my information as well.

我剛把她的所有資訊都用電子郵件發送給你了，還有我的一些資訊。

You got my email?

你收到我的郵件了嗎？

How did you get my email?

你是怎麼收到我的郵件的？

Address.

地址

All of it.

所有的一切

All of it's there.

全都在這裡。

Yeah.

是啊

I'm sorry.

對不起

What was your name again?

你叫什麼名字來著？

Hey.

嘿。

Oh.

哦。

Hey.

嘿。

You know, you wanted a donut.

你知道，你想要一個甜甜圈。

There's two left.

還剩兩個

Yeah, I would love a donut.

是啊，我想吃甜甜圈。

Yes.

是的。

No!

不

Not that one!

不是那個

That's my favorite donut!

這是我最喜歡的甜甜圈！

Why would you take a donut away from a pregnant lady?

你為什麼要從孕婦手裡搶走甜甜圈？

Thank you so much for this opportunity.

非常感謝你給我這次機會。

I really appreciate it.

我真的很感激。

Yeah, of course.

是的，當然。

I'm just doing my job.

我只是在做我的工作。

Hey, I actually had one more question.

嘿，其實我還有一個問題。

When's your birthday?

你什麼時候生日？

Hello?

喂？

Good afternoon, Mr. Roberts.

下午好，羅伯茨先生。

Yes.

是的。

Fresh Paint USA.

美國新油漆公司。

Edward speaking.

我是愛德華。

Would you like to buy some...

您想購買一些...

Hi.

你好。

Fresh Paint USA.

美國新油漆公司。

Would you like to buy some fresh paint?

您想買些新油漆嗎？

Uh, no.

沒有

This is Edward.

這是愛德華。

How are you?

你好嗎？

How's your day been?

今天過得怎麼樣？

Yes.

是的。

And she's always pooping under the bed.

她還總是在床下大便。

No, ma'am.

不，女士。

I'm here to sell paint.

我是來賣油漆的

This is not about your cat.

這與你的貓無關。

Oh.

哦。

Okay.

好的

Bye.

再見。

Oh.

哦。

You're really gonna call him and that's what you're gonna do?

你真的要打電話給他，就這麼做？

Thank you for calling Fresh.

感謝您致電 Fresh。

Relax, I just want to talk to him.

別緊張，我只是想和他談談。

Stop.

停下。

No, stop when I settle this.

不，等我解決了這個問題再停。

Hey, is this Adrian?

嘿，這是阿德里安嗎？

I said, is this Adrian?

我說，這是阿德里安嗎？

Uh, yeah.

是的

This is Adrian.

這是阿德里安。

Why you keep calling my girl, huh?

你為什麼一直叫我女朋友？

Well, why does your girl keep calling me?

為什麼你女朋友一直給我打電話？

Look, man.

聽著

You better stop calling my girl.

你最好別再叫我女朋友了

What are you gonna do about it?

你打算怎麼辦？

I'll kill you!

我要殺了你

You're not gonna do a thing, Michael.

你什麼都做不了 邁克爾

I'm gonna get you, man.

我會抓到你的

I'm gonna find you.

我會找到你的

Yeah.

是啊

Good luck with that, buddy.

祝你好運，夥計。

I'm gonna find you and you're gonna regret every little thing.

我會找到你，你會為每一件小事後悔的。

Breaking news, Michael.

爆炸性新聞 邁克爾

What?

什麼？

This just in.

最新消息

What?

什麼？

I did your girlfriend.

我做了你的女朋友

Oh, you're gonna get it.

哦，你會得到它的。

You cheated on me with this guy?

你揹著我和這個人偷情？

Hey, no, no.

嘿，不，不

Look, it's not your fault.

聽著，這不是你的錯。

Don't be upset, okay?

別難過，好嗎？

She just needed something a little bigger.

她只是需要大一點的東西。

Shut up, man.

閉嘴

I'm trying to talk to my girl.

我想和我的女孩談談。

Look, put her on the phone and I'll clear things up, okay?

聽著，讓她聽電話 我會把事情說清楚，好嗎？

How about that?

怎麼樣？

Here, he wants to talk to you.

他想和你談談

Hello?

喂？

What's up, baby?

怎麼了，寶貝？

What are you doing later on tonight?

你今晚要做什麼？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Round two?

第二輪？

I'm gonna tear your limbs off and ship them to your mom.

我要把你的四肢扯下來，然後寄給你媽媽。

You're not gonna do a thing.

你什麼也做不了

Yes, I am.

是的，我是。

You're not gonna do a thing.

你什麼也做不了

Yes, I am.

是的，我是。

Oh, I'm all talk, huh?

哦，我只是說說而已？

Yeah, whatever, man.

是啊，什麼的，男人。

You're all talk.

你只會空談。

All talk?

只說不做？

Hey, your sister called me.

你姐姐給我打電話了

How could you?

你怎麼能這樣？

Why are you talking to my sister?

你為什麼和我妹妹說話？

You're not gonna do a thing.

你什麼也做不了

You're not gonna do a thing.

你什麼也做不了

You're not gonna do a thing.

你什麼也做不了

You're not gonna do a thing.

你什麼也做不了

We're gonna get married, have kids.

我們會結婚，生孩子。

Man, that's just too bad.

天啊，這太糟糕了。

We're gonna remodel the house.

我們要重新裝修房子

Oh, you're remodeling?

哦，你在改建？

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah, why?

是啊，怎麼了？

Well, lucky for you, because here at Fresh Paint USA, we have the freshest paint for the freshest prices.

那麼，你很幸運，因為在美國新油漆公司，我們有最新鮮的油漆和最優惠的價格。

Oh, you work at Fresh Paint?

哦，你在 Fresh Paint 工作？

Oh, no, no, no, no, that's not what I meant.

哦，不不不，我不是這個意思。

You're mine.

你是我的

Hello?

喂？

It was a joke.

這只是個玩笑。

Hello?

喂？

Hello?

喂？

Oh, God.

哦，上帝啊

Hey.

嘿。

I'm Adrian.

我叫阿德里安

I'm the new guy.

我是新來的

Nice to meet you, Adrian.

很高興見到你，阿德里安。

This is, this is, this is my new guy.

這就是，這就是，這就是我的新人。

I'm Adrian.

我叫阿德里安

I'm Adrian.

我叫阿德里安

I'm Adrian.

我叫阿德里安

I'm Adrian.

我叫阿德里安

I'm Adrian.

我叫阿德里安

I'm Adrian.

我叫阿德里安

I'm Adrian.

我叫阿德里安

This is, this is my life, man.

這就是，這就是我的生活，夥計。

I am so excited about this stuff.

我對這些東西感到非常興奮。

You look friendly, man.

你看起來很友好

You're really nice.

你人真好

I think we could be really good friends, man.

我想我們可以成為真正的好朋友，夥計。

I'm sorry.

對不起

Why?

為什麼？