Yeah, I'm alive everybody, it's good to be back.

So what's the go with this video Oz?

Well, it's about animals fighting back, usually against humans.

That makes complete sense.

Oh, so this bull, he's into it, he's gonna what, flip the car over, he's gonna drag out the passengers, curb stomp them?

No, not exactly mate.

You can't show curb stomping on social media, but it is gonna leave them stranded and very afraid.

Oh, holy shit, being stranded and afraid at the same time is not nice, especially without a sandwich.

Yeah, absolutely mate.

Oh, and have a look at the fighting style of these pelicans, Mozza.

Oh yeah, oh no, it's a bit creepy, it's a little bit affectionate, but it's a long game, it's brutal.

Oh, it's fucking brutal.

They come in with a thousand pecks and nibbles, it's annoying.

It is and it adds up over time.

Can you die from an attack like this?

Mate, absolutely.

Imagine just being pecked away out for a day or two, all your skin would be gone, you'd get dehydrated, and eventually you'd be a skeleton sitting in some sort of outdoor cafe.

Gee whiz, pelicans are underrated in the realm of apex predators.

They are, never get on their bad side of a pelican.

Oh, I say that every day.

There's a little girl, and there's a fucking tiger!

Flying tiger, no, tiger-proof glass, she's alright.

Gee whiz, I don't know if that was justified though, Moz, that attack.

Mate, we don't get to judge, we don't know the full story.

What, you reckon they know each other?

Oh, she could owe him money, they could be leaders of rival drug gangs, turf war, we don't know.

Alright, alright, oh, let's see how the lions are going.

Uh, play with lions, it's important to never show fear.

Fear!

I reckon always showing fear is better, hey?

No, I agree mate, there's nothing dishonorable with letting an enemy know you have shat in your pants.

Yeah, make them pity you, feel sorry for bullying you.

Something just fell off that roller door there.

What are you talking about?

No, that workshop's unsafe, there's things dropping out of the ceiling.

Oh, mouse!

Fuck me, a mouse!

I saw it, Moz!

Oh, and he immediately shows he's terrified of it, so it fucks off.

Oh, that's the correct thing to do, mate.

Panicking is the only option when attacked by mice.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, this video was sent in by Dino.

Cheers, mate.

It happened to him twice.

Twice?

Fuck me, Dino, what have you done?

Why are mice trying to get you?

Why do they- Mouse!

Fuck me, mouse!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Again!

What the fuck?

I reckon it's time to set this house on fire and leave.

Oh, absolutely.

He's got to burn it all down.

Actually, what he's got to do is take off and nuke it from orbit, because it's the only way to be sure.

Let's stay on that aliens theme.

Not all animals that fight back against humans are furry or have sharp teeth or claws.

Some of them are slippery, slimy, otherworldly looking wankers.

Oh, bugger me.

I do not know what's happening in this clip, but I know I do not like it.

I've seen that channel, you know, Dr. Pimple Popper.

It fucking triggers me.

Hang in there, be brave.

No, we were endorsing fear a minute ago.

That was right.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, fuck me.

That's nasty.

Oh, mate.

Oh, why does this guy look so calm?

Well, maybe he's been looking for it.

What, like a fucking lost pet?

Maybe.

A pet he lost of his fucking nose?

Maybe.

Three, two, one.

Get over here, says the caged orangutan.

Let's have a quick word, Gary.

A cheeky word.

I've got a few complaints about the living conditions.

You're the landlord, are you not?

What else is the big, beautiful, bloody beast saying, Moz?

Well, it's more than, I think, complaining about the tenant-landlord relationship here, because if you look at the passion in the orangutan's embrace, he's basically saying, Gary, come on, mate, all these questions of the rent and the accommodation aside, what about that night we spent together?

I mean, that meant something to me.

I mean, we spooned all night.

We cuddled.

We looked into each other's eyes.

We told each other stuff.

Never fuck your landlord.

I got it.

Finally, let's cross over to our home country.

This video was sent in to me a lot, Moz.

Oh, it would be, mate.

Everyone loves a Roo going batshit video.

Yeah, the fella in the video, Cliff, is a former boxing trainer.

So if the Roo thought it was an easy fight, he was bloody wrong.

He better not try to kill his dog.

He did try to kill the dog, yeah.

Fucking Roos, when will they leave our dogs alone?

Yeah, oh, they're going to the ground.

Oh, mate, Cliff is busting out some bloody MMA whopper chang on that Roo.

He's looking for a submission, and the Roo is going with it.

It's happy to submit.

Yeah, well, Roos do like a light hour, mate.

They don't like to exert any extra energy more than they have to.

They like lying in the sun.

They're very mindful.

They're a restful creature.

Right, and that's where we'll end today's video, everyone, is the Roo laying on the ground with a bit of pressure on top of it.

Yeah, that's all you need to know, really.

You just, you know, you smack on and they never rest.

Yeah, and also, Moz has got a thing going on at the moment, don't you, Moz?

What's your thing?

Tell the people about your thing.

Oh, mate, I'm setting up a therapeutic micro farm.

That sounds fucking fantastic.

How can people contribute?

Well, they could look, they could follow the link at jollygoodfellowship.com and then maybe give a cheeky donation.

Oh, that sounds lovely.

There's a link in the post description, everybody.

Whack that like button and help Moz with his therapeutic micro farm.

See ya, boy.

Fuck, fuck me.

Why on earth does this bloke look so calm?

I don't know.

Maybe he's been looking for it.

It's a pet.

It's a fucking pet that he lost.

Yeah, up his nose.

Up his fucking nose.

Three, two, one.