Yeah, I'm alive everybody, it's good to be back.

是啊，我還活著，各位，回來真好。

So what's the go with this video Oz?

奧茲，這段視頻是怎麼回事？

Well, it's about animals fighting back, usually against humans.

嗯，這是關於動物的反擊，通常是針對人類的。

That makes complete sense.

這完全說得通。

Oh, so this bull, he's into it, he's gonna what, flip the car over, he's gonna drag out the passengers, curb stomp them?

哦，那麼這頭公牛，他很投入，他會怎麼做？ 把車翻過來，把乘客拖出來，踩在路邊？

No, not exactly mate.

不，不完全是，夥計。

You can't show curb stomping on social media, but it is gonna leave them stranded and very afraid.

你不能在社交媒體上展示踩路邊的行為，但這會讓他們陷入困境，非常害怕。

Oh, holy shit, being stranded and afraid at the same time is not nice, especially without a sandwich.

哦，我的媽呀，同時被困和害怕的滋味可不好受，尤其是在沒有三明治的情況下。

Yeah, absolutely mate.

是的，當然，夥計。

Oh, and have a look at the fighting style of these pelicans, Mozza.

哦，看看這些鵜鶘的戰鬥方式吧，莫扎。

Oh yeah, oh no, it's a bit creepy, it's a little bit affectionate, but it's a long game, it's brutal.

哦，是的，哦，不，這有點令人毛骨悚然，有點親切，但這是個漫長的遊戲，很殘酷。

Oh, it's fucking brutal.

哦，真他媽殘忍。

They come in with a thousand pecks and nibbles, it's annoying.

它們一進來就千叮嚀萬囑咐，煩死人了。

It is and it adds up over time.

確實如此，而且隨著時間的推移會不斷增加。

Can you die from an attack like this?

你會死於這樣的攻擊嗎？

Mate, absolutely.

夥計，當然。

Imagine just being pecked away out for a day or two, all your skin would be gone, you'd get dehydrated, and eventually you'd be a skeleton sitting in some sort of outdoor cafe.

想象一下，只要被啄一兩天，你的皮膚就會全部脫落，你會脫水，最後你就會變成一具骷髏，坐在某個露天咖啡館裡。

Gee whiz, pelicans are underrated in the realm of apex predators.

天哪，鵜鶘在頂級食肉動物中的地位太低了。

They are, never get on their bad side of a pelican.

它們就是這樣，千萬別跟鵜鶘過不去。

Oh, I say that every day.

哦，我每天都這麼說。

There's a little girl, and there's a fucking tiger!

有一個小女孩，還有一隻該死的老虎！

Flying tiger, no, tiger-proof glass, she's alright.

飛虎，不，是防虎玻璃，她沒事。

Gee whiz, I don't know if that was justified though, Moz, that attack.

天哪，我不知道這是否合理，莫茲，那次襲擊。

Mate, we don't get to judge, we don't know the full story.

夥計，我們不能妄加評論，因為我們不知道事情的來龍去脈。

What, you reckon they know each other?

怎麼，你覺得他們認識？

Oh, she could owe him money, they could be leaders of rival drug gangs, turf war, we don't know.

哦，她可能欠他錢，他們可能是敵對販毒團伙的頭目，地盤爭奪戰，我們不知道。

Alright, alright, oh, let's see how the lions are going.

好了，好了，哦，讓我們看看獅子們怎麼樣了。

Uh, play with lions, it's important to never show fear.

與獅子玩耍時，千萬不要表現出恐懼。

Fear!

恐懼

I reckon always showing fear is better, hey?

我認為總是表現出恐懼會更好，不是嗎？

No, I agree mate, there's nothing dishonorable with letting an enemy know you have shat in your pants.

不，我同意，夥計，讓敵人知道你拉在褲子裡，沒什麼不光彩的。

Yeah, make them pity you, feel sorry for bullying you.

是啊，讓他們可憐你，為欺負你而感到抱歉。

Something just fell off that roller door there.

捲簾門上有東西掉下來了

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？

No, that workshop's unsafe, there's things dropping out of the ceiling.

不，那個工廠中的房間不安全，有東西從天花板上掉下來。

Oh, mouse!

哦，老鼠

Fuck me, a mouse!

我操，一隻老鼠

I saw it, Moz!

我看到了 Moz I saw it, Moz！

Oh, and he immediately shows he's terrified of it, so it fucks off.

哦，他立刻表現出他很害怕它，所以它就滾蛋了。

Oh, that's the correct thing to do, mate.

哦，這才是正確的做法，夥計。

Panicking is the only option when attacked by mice.

被老鼠襲擊時，驚慌失措是唯一的選擇。

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Hey, this video was sent in by Dino.

嘿，這段視頻是迪諾發來的。

Cheers, mate.

乾杯，夥計。

It happened to him twice.

這在他身上發生過兩次。

Twice?

兩次？

Fuck me, Dino, what have you done?

我操，迪諾，你都幹了些什麼？

Why are mice trying to get you?

老鼠為什麼要抓你？

Why do they- Mouse!

他們為什麼--老鼠

Fuck me, mouse!

我操，老鼠

Fuck!

媽的

Fuck!

媽的

Again!

再來一次

What the fuck?

搞什麼鬼？

I reckon it's time to set this house on fire and leave.

我想是時候放把火燒了這房子，然後離開了。

Oh, absolutely.

哦，當然。

He's got to burn it all down.

他得把這一切都燒掉。

Actually, what he's got to do is take off and nuke it from orbit, because it's the only way to be sure.

事實上，他要做的是起飛，從軌道上用核彈炸掉它，因為只有這樣才能確保萬無一失。

Let's stay on that aliens theme.

讓我們繼續以外星人為主題。

Not all animals that fight back against humans are furry or have sharp teeth or claws.

並不是所有反擊人類的動物都是毛茸茸的，或者有鋒利的牙齒或爪子。

Some of them are slippery, slimy, otherworldly looking wankers.

他們中的一些人是滑溜溜、黏糊糊、看起來像另一個世界的手淫者。

Oh, bugger me.

哦，真討厭。

I do not know what's happening in this clip, but I know I do not like it.

我不知道這段視頻裡發生了什麼，但我知道我不喜歡它。

I've seen that channel, you know, Dr. Pimple Popper.

我看過那個頻道 你知道的 疙瘩醫生

It fucking triggers me.

這讓我很不爽

Hang in there, be brave.

堅持住，勇敢一點。

No, we were endorsing fear a minute ago.

不，一分鐘前我們還在為恐懼背書。

That was right.

這就對了。

Oh, Jesus.

天啊

Oh, fuck me.

我操

That's nasty.

真噁心

Oh, mate.

哦，夥計。

Oh, why does this guy look so calm?

哦，這傢伙怎麼看起來這麼平靜？

Well, maybe he's been looking for it.

也許他一直在尋找它。

What, like a fucking lost pet?

什麼，就像他媽的丟失的寵物？

Maybe.

也許吧

A pet he lost of his fucking nose?

他的鼻子丟了一隻寵物？

Maybe.

也許吧

Three, two, one.

三、二、一

Get over here, says the caged orangutan.

籠子裡的猩猩說，快過來。

Let's have a quick word, Gary.

我們簡單說幾句 加里

A cheeky word.

一個厚臉皮的詞。

I've got a few complaints about the living conditions.

我對生活條件有些不滿。

You're the landlord, are you not?

你是房東吧？

What else is the big, beautiful, bloody beast saying, Moz?

這個美麗的血腥大野獸還在說什麼，莫茲？

Well, it's more than, I think, complaining about the tenant-landlord relationship here, because if you look at the passion in the orangutan's embrace, he's basically saying, Gary, come on, mate, all these questions of the rent and the accommodation aside, what about that night we spent together?

我認為，這不僅僅是在抱怨房客和房東之間的關係，因為如果你看看猩猩擁抱時的激情，它基本上是在說，加里，別這樣，夥計，拋開這些房租和住宿的問題不談，我們一起度過的那個夜晚呢？

I mean, that meant something to me.

我的意思是，這對我來說意義重大。

I mean, we spooned all night.

我是說，我們整晚都在用勺子

We cuddled.

我們擁抱在一起。

We looked into each other's eyes.

我們看著對方的眼睛。

We told each other stuff.

我們互訴衷腸。

Never fuck your landlord.

永遠不要和房東上床

I got it.

我知道了

Finally, let's cross over to our home country.

最後，讓我們回到祖國。

This video was sent in to me a lot, Moz.

莫茲，我收到了很多人發來的視頻。

Oh, it would be, mate.

哦，會的，夥計。

Everyone loves a Roo going batshit video.

每個人都喜歡看魯伊發瘋的視頻。

Yeah, the fella in the video, Cliff, is a former boxing trainer.

是的，視頻中的那個叫克里夫的傢伙以前是拳擊教練。

So if the Roo thought it was an easy fight, he was bloody wrong.

所以，如果魯人認為這是一場輕鬆的戰鬥，那他就大錯特錯了。

He better not try to kill his dog.

他最好別殺他的狗。

He did try to kill the dog, yeah.

他確實想殺了那條狗

Fucking Roos, when will they leave our dogs alone?

該死的魯奧斯，他們什麼時候才能放過我們的狗？

Yeah, oh, they're going to the ground.

是的，哦，他們要倒地了。

Oh, mate, Cliff is busting out some bloody MMA whopper chang on that Roo.

哦，夥計，克利夫正在那輛魯車上大展拳腳呢。

He's looking for a submission, and the Roo is going with it.

他在尋求降服，而魯奧也順勢而為。

It's happy to submit.

它很樂意提交。

Yeah, well, Roos do like a light hour, mate.

是啊，魯奧人喜歡輕鬆的時光，夥計。

They don't like to exert any extra energy more than they have to.

它們不喜歡消耗多餘的能量。

They like lying in the sun.

它們喜歡躺在陽光下。

They're very mindful.

他們非常注意。

They're a restful creature.

它們是一種安逸的生物。

Right, and that's where we'll end today's video, everyone, is the Roo laying on the ground with a bit of pressure on top of it.

好了，今天的視頻到這裡就結束了，各位，"汝 "躺在地上，上面有一點壓力。

Yeah, that's all you need to know, really.

是的，這就是你需要知道的，真的。

You just, you know, you smack on and they never rest.

你只要，你知道，你一巴掌下去，他們就再也不休息了。

Yeah, and also, Moz has got a thing going on at the moment, don't you, Moz?

是啊，還有，Moz 現在正忙著一件事，是吧，Moz？

What's your thing?

你喜歡什麼？

Tell the people about your thing.

告訴人們你的事情。

Oh, mate, I'm setting up a therapeutic micro farm.

哦，夥計，我正在建立一個微型治療農場。

That sounds fucking fantastic.

聽起來真他媽棒

How can people contribute?

人們如何做出貢獻？

Well, they could look, they could follow the link at jollygoodfellowship.com and then maybe give a cheeky donation.

好吧，他們可以看看，他們可以點擊 jollygoodfellowship.com 上的鏈接，然後也許會慷慨解囊。

Oh, that sounds lovely.

哦，聽起來真不錯。

There's a link in the post description, everybody.

各位，帖子描述中有鏈接。

Whack that like button and help Moz with his therapeutic micro farm.

點擊 "喜歡 "按鈕，幫助 Moz 經營他的微型治療農場。

See ya, boy.

再見，孩子

Fuck, fuck me.

操，操我

Why on earth does this bloke look so calm?

這傢伙怎麼看起來這麼平靜？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Maybe he's been looking for it.

也許他一直在尋找它。

It's a pet.

這是一隻寵物。

It's a fucking pet that he lost.

他失去的是一隻該死的寵物。

Yeah, up his nose.

是的，在他鼻子裡。

Up his fucking nose.

從他的鼻子裡

Three, two, one.

三、二、一