I hope you're having a lovely day at work if you're a human that does that whole work thing.

如果你是一個會工作的人，我希望你今天工作愉快。

Oh!

哦！

Where'd she go?

她去哪兒了？

She's been transported to another dimension.

她被傳送到了另一個空間。

A dimension called DF18.

一個名為 DF18 的維度。

Get it?

明白了嗎？

Yeah, nah, yeah, there she is. 20 years has passed.

是的，不，是的，她在那兒。20年過去了

She's like, you don't know the shit I've seen.

她說，你不知道我見過的那些事。

I bet she saw lots and lots and lots of chaos in her interdimensional travels.

我敢打賭，在她的跨次元旅行中，她看到了很多很多的混亂。

Actually, this isn't bloody interdimensional.

事實上，這並不是血腥的次元空間。

It's just India mucking around.

這只是印度的胡鬧。

It's a humble elevator.

這是一部簡陋的電梯。

Ground floor, your favourite cafe.

一樓，您最喜愛的咖啡館。

Lower level, destination fucked.

下層，目的地性交。

You may not have planned to go there but may as well enjoy it.

您可能沒有計劃去那裡，但不妨享受一下。

I'm in a summer mood as the weather heats up in Australia.

澳洲的天氣逐漸轉熱，我的心情也隨之進入夏天。

There's nothing better than a crisp belly flop on a hot day.

在炎熱的天氣裡，沒有什麼比清爽的肚皮舞更好了。

Three, two, one.

三、二、一

Nothing but tummy.

除了肚子什麼都沒有

Bugger me.

真該死

Let's see if this emerging athlete can do better.

讓我們看看這位新晉運動員能否做得更好。

Big run up, a bit of parkour, terrible execution.

大步流星，一點跑酷，糟糕的執行力。

Nothing but back.

除了背，什麼都沒有。

Don't jump off bridges.

不要跳橋

Third time lucky.

第三次幸運

Come on, Adrian.

來吧，阿德里安。

Yeah, nah, not even close.

是啊，差遠了。

Don't jump off rocks.

不要從岩石上跳下

Maria never had that.

瑪麗亞從未有過這樣的經歷。

She never had that at all.

她從來沒有這樣過。

At least she won't get water in her nose.

至少她的鼻子不會進水。

Think of the positives.

想想積極的一面。

You know you want it.

你知道你想要它。

Who's calling me?

誰在叫我？

Man, I get grumpy when the phone rings.

天哪，電話一響我就會變得脾氣暴躁。

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Ian.

女士們先生們，有請伊恩

He's had a few mid-strength beers and a steak sandwich before having a go at wakeboarding.

他喝了幾杯中度啤酒，吃了一個牛排三明治，然後就開始玩滑板了。

Oh, look at that.

哦，看看這個。

One hand.

一隻手

He is mastering this sport.

他正在掌握這項運動。

Oh, donk.

哦，唐克

There goes his head.

他的頭不見了。

His mate is either laughing hard or suddenly making a nature documentary about ants.

他的伴侶不是在苦笑，就是突然在拍一部關於螞蟻的自然紀錄片。

Where is he?

他在哪裡？

There he is.

他來了

He's okay.

他沒事

Remember parties?

還記得派對嗎？

This bloke is not used to them anymore.

這傢伙已經不習慣了。

It will take a while after a pandemic to collectively and individually find our legs.

大流行過後，我們需要一段時間才能集體和單獨地找到自己的位置。

Meanwhile, at the trampoline park.

與此同時，在蹦床公園。

You got this.

你能行的

You got this.

你能行的

Bam. 10 out of 10.

咣噹滿分 10 分。

Total failure.

徹底失敗。

God, this fucking game.

天啊，這該死的遊戲

This gives me instant anxiety.

這讓我立刻感到焦慮。

Gone.

走了

Oh, eliminated.

哦，被淘汰了。

In 2021, this game is fair dinkum dead set.

2021 年，這場比賽的勝負已定。

Not a laughing matter.

這可不是一件好笑的事。

Why is she laughing?

她為什麼笑？

Stop it.

別說了

Stop it.

別說了

Look at this bloke.

看看這個傢伙。

Re-entering Earth's atmosphere and landing straight in Destination Fucked.

重返地球大氣層，直接降落在 "操蛋目的地"。

NASA is gonna have to send one of them crews to retrieve him in a little pod.

太空總署得派人把他裝進小艙裡救出來

I don't know if they have a map of Destination F'd.

我不知道他們是否有目的地 F'd 的地圖。

Gee whizzies.

天哪

Mate loves it.

伴侶很喜歡。

Mate 2 is like, FFS.

Mate 2 就像，FFS。

Clean yourself up.

清理自己。

You've literally hit rock bottom.

你真的跌入了谷底。

Thumbs up.

豎起大拇指

Yeah, he's alright.

是的，他沒事。

Back to the top.

回到頂部。

Try again.

再試一次。

Overall, when you see a racehorse running on a road without a jockey, you know we don't have much time left on this planet.

總之，當你看到一匹賽馬在沒有騎師的路上奔跑時，你就會知道我們在這個星球上的時間不多了。

What the actual fuck?

搞什麼鬼？

How you going, you big bloody beautiful bastards?

你們好嗎，漂亮的大混蛋？

Here's me face.

這是我的臉。

Please do keep sending me videos that you've shot yourself. ozzyman.com slash submit.

請繼續給我發你自己拍攝的視頻。ozzyman.com slash submit。

Almost half of this compilation was made up with videos that you guys fucking sent me and it helps a shit ton, to be honest with you.

這本合集幾乎一半的內容都是你們他媽發給我的視頻，老實說，這對我幫助很大。

I was previously saying, oh yeah, we'll watch them if we like it.

我之前是說，哦，是的，如果我們喜歡，我們會看的。

We'll reach out with an agreement and maybe give you some beer money.

我們會達成協議，也許還會給你一些啤酒錢。

That's bloody hard, to be honest, when you send in like a thousand or two thousand so everyone that submits gets a 10% discount code for ozzymanshop.com right as you submit.

老實說，這太難了，因為你要提交一兩千份材料，所以每個提交材料的人在提交材料時都會得到 ozzymanshop.com 的 10% 折扣碼。

I do hope that is of some value to you if you're looking to buy stuff from the merch store in future and I need to offer some value because I want agreements to be legally binding the minute you submit.

我希望這對您今後從商品店購買商品有一定的價值，我需要提供一定的價值，因為我希望協議在您提交的那一刻就具有法律約束力。

So you sign a little bloody docusign at the end of the submissions form and you give me the rights to use your video exclusively or non-exclusively.

所以，你在提交表格的最後籤一個小小的該死的 docusign，你就給了我獨家或非獨家使用你的視頻的權利。

Exclusively can help more because I've got a bit of a bigger vision for Ozzy Man's video licensing, which is another channel you can subscribe to as well.

獨家可以提供更多幫助，因為我對 Ozzy Man 的視頻授權有更大的願景，這也是你們可以訂閱的另一個頻道。

Ozzy Man's video licensing.

Ozzy Man 的視頻授權。

Go click subscribe on that and I want content creators, other content creators to be able to use the shit I build in a library without fear.

點擊訂閱，我希望內容創作者和其他內容創作者能夠毫無顧忌地使用我在資料庫中創建的內容。

Without fear of fucking copyright takedowns and redirecting all the revenue via claims and shit.

不用擔心版權被侵佔，也不用擔心通過索賠和其他方式將所有收入轉走。

This is a big rant.

這是一個很大的咆哮。

There's no way to talk about it in a quick manner.

沒有辦法一吐為快。

But anyway, ozzyman.com that fucking ozzyman.com slash submit.

但無論如何，ozzyman.com 那個該死的 ozzyman.com slash 提交。

Send me your shit in, please.

請把你的東西寄給我

See ya.

再見

Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

再見，再見，再見，再見，再見。