Oh, not since I ripped off his leg.

哦，自從我扯掉他的腿後就沒有了。

You ripped off his leg?

你扯掉了他的腿？

Maui?

毛伊島？

What have we here?

這是什麼？

It's a sparkly shiny wait a minute Oh, it's a human What are you doing down here in the realm of the months just pick an eye babe I can't I can't concentrate on what I'm saying if you keep yeah pick one pick one you're a funny-looking little thing aren't you?

這是個閃閃發光的東西，等一下 哦，這是個人類 你在這裡做什麼，在這幾個月的時間裡 就挑一隻眼睛吧，寶貝 我不能，我不能集中精力聽我說的話 如果你一直這樣 是啊，挑一隻挑一隻 你是個長相滑稽的小東西，不是嗎？

Don't!

不要

That's my grandma's.

那是我奶奶的。

That's my grandma's?

那是我奶奶的？

I ate my grandma and it took a week because she was absolutely humongous why are you here?

我吃了我奶奶，花了一個星期，因為她絕對是個大塊頭，你怎麼會在這裡？

Because you're amazing!

因為你太棒了

And we mortals have heard of the tale of the crab who became a legend and I just had to know how you became so crab-ulous Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself?

我們凡人都聽說過螃蟹成為傳奇的故事，我只是想知道你是怎麼變得如此螃蟹一樣的，你只是想讓我談論自己嗎？

Because if you are, I will gladly do so

因為如果你是，我很樂意這樣做