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  • Could I have, could I, oh I know what I want, as well as women, the axe of peace, the axe of peace.

  • Well I don't, I don't have any women here, but I do have the axe of peace.

  • Tommy is, this is a big responsibility Tommy, are, are you sure you're ready to hold this weapon?

  • Yes.

  • Well you know what Tommy, in light of your recent achievements, you're worthy, you're worthy, you're gonna kill so many people with that axe Tommy, let's cause so much chaos.

  • The heck?

  • What?

  • Big ol' building.

  • What the fuck?

  • I could do with words right now.

  • What the fuck is that?

  • I don't think we're in L'Manberg anymore Tommy.

  • Okay we gotta go.

  • We're right at a render distance.

  • Okay Tommy, you, you like take off your armor and go to the dome, alright?

  • I'll, I'll meet you in a few minutes, I'm going in to investigate.

  • He's gonna be there.

  • It's all a bit, uh, repetitive.

  • So, Eret's there, Jack's there, Niachu, Pongpuns, Quackity, everyone in the cabinet, Fundy, uh, Dream's coming a little bit later I believe, he said that he was gonna be late.

  • Yeah, I knew that, but he's actually coming.

  • Yeah, he's gonna be coming, and he's actually saying that apparently he's going to be, like, respecting L'Manberg as a country for the first time.

  • Okay, Tenno?

  • Yeah, hope it goes well.

  • Hold out!

  • We could just listen, but I don't think, oh, oh, there's a meeting, there's a meeting.

  • Okay, okay, go, go, go.

  • What's going on?

  • He's- Oh, what are you doing?

  • What is this?

  • Tommy fucked up.

  • What did he do?

  • Oh no, what?

  • What happened?

  • What do you mean?

  • You're telling me that you don't know what he did.

  • No, we don't know.

  • You actually don't know what he did.

  • He's gone.

  • Okay, you're, you're lying to me.

  • You're lying to me.

  • No, we're not.

  • What do you mean?

  • What, actually, what do you mean?

  • What do you mean, Tommy?

  • Why Tommy?

  • What happened?

  • Follow me.

  • Okay, what is, what?

  • I don't understand why you put it on the goddamn wall again.

  • Why are you putting it on the goddamn wall again?

  • You'll see why.

  • It's a lie again.

  • Just so you can put your stupid wall up.

  • What are you talking about?

  • Uh.

  • What?

  • What the fuck?

  • Uh.

  • Oh!

  • What the hell?

  • What the hell is this?

  • What?

  • Wait.

  • It's, it's gone.

  • It's all gone.

  • What?

  • Literally everything.

  • What?

  • Wait.

  • What?

  • You're saying Tommy, what?

  • Tommy did this?

  • Tommy blew up the community house.

  • But we were this close to peace.

  • We were this close.

  • I trusted you guys for once ever.

  • Wait.

  • We had no, we had nothing to do with it.

  • This has nothing to do with it.

  • You didn't have no affiliation.

  • No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

  • I have no idea.

  • Why would you affiliate to some dumb shit Tommy does?

  • Why?

  • Because Tubbo, Tubbo, listen.

  • You still have his disc.

  • Yeah?

  • What about it?

  • That means you're affiliated.

  • No matter what.

  • That is his most prized possession.

  • And if I don't have the disc or he doesn't have the disc, then guess what?

  • You are affiliated.

  • You have the disc.

  • This was the oldest building on the server.

  • Yes, it was.

  • This was the oldest building.

  • He was supposed to stay away, Dream.

  • I don't.

  • What?

  • He was exiled.

  • He has to pay for this.

  • He can't just, he can't just come in.

  • Like, listen, this is terrorism.

  • This is the worst.

  • This is the worst event that has ever happened on the server.

  • This is the oldest building, the most historic building on the entire server and the only major structure of the greater Dream SMP.

  • Listen, if you're not affiliated with Tommy, then give me the dumb disc.

  • That'll solve everything.

  • For Tommy.

  • I need the disc.

  • I need the disc.

  • No, no, no.

  • No, you don't.

  • What?

  • Uh, Tommy?

  • Yeah, you don't need.

  • You don't need the disc.

  • Tommy, listen.

  • You fucked up, okay?

  • I'm, I'm, I don't care.

  • Like, listen, Tubbo's gonna give me the disc.

  • No, no, Dream, Dream, Dream.

  • Does this look like something I would do?

  • Yes, it looks like it.

  • No, no, no, no, no.

  • I don't, I don't think so.

  • Tommy didn't do this, okay?

  • He didn't do this.

  • Oh, yes.

  • That's techno?

  • Why are you lying?

  • Yeah, I'm also here.

  • Why are you lying?

  • I'm also here.

  • Guys, okay, listen.

  • Listen, I know you, you probably, I'm not the most reliable person to the government, but Tommy wouldn't lie to me, okay?

  • He said he didn't do it.

  • He wouldn't lie to me.

  • He lied about, he lied about burning down George's house.

  • He wouldn't lie to me, Dream.

  • He'd lie to you, but he wouldn't lie to me.

  • Whoa, stop, stop it.

  • You actually?

  • Whoa.

  • What the fuck?

  • Whoa, whoa, you're not gonna give him the disc, are you?

  • You, you've literally proven time and time again that you can't be trusted.

  • What?

  • What?

  • No, I, no, no, no.

  • You have to exile me.

  • Don't give him the disc, because as soon as we, as soon as we, you know, take down, we're fine.

  • We'll be back.

  • What?

  • I don't think that's an option anymore.

  • You betrayed, you know that, right?

  • You know you betrayed me.

  • Yeah, well, please, I'm not.

  • You're actually, what, you're trying to, you betrayed me, Tubbo.

  • Well, I didn't betray you.

  • You betrayed everything you had built.

  • You betrayed me.

  • With presidents prior.

  • Everything.

  • To be one of those little tyrants.

  • This is what we'll, you betrayed everything.

  • I don't think I have.

  • You know what?

  • You got your axe up?

  • Hmm? What?

  • Tommy, there's like 30 people here.

  • There's like 30 people here, Tommy.

  • Whatever you, whatever you decide, Tommy.

  • Make that decision wisely, Tommy.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, we're going in.

  • We're going in.

  • We're not actually.

  • We're going in.

  • We're going in.

  • You betrayed me.

  • That is just not true.

  • I want you to, you betrayed me.

  • Hey, Bundy.

  • You gave up on the nation.

  • No.

  • No, you betrayed everyone.

  • When you went on and did your thing.

  • We're still in L'Manberg, guys.

  • You're not in L'Manberg.

  • Tommy.

  • Oh, I've wanted to do this for a long time.

  • I'm not invited.

  • You betrayed me.

  • I didn't betray you.

  • You teamed up with the very person that destroyed our nation the first time.

  • The disks were worth more than you ever were.

  • Not.

  • What?

  • Oh, God. I don't.

  • I.

  • Give him the desk.

  • You want me to give dreams the desk?

  • I'm not.

  • Give me the desk.

  • What am I?

  • Tommy.

  • I'm sorry.

  • No, no.

  • Do you want me?

  • Just no.

  • Just give him the desk.

  • Tommy. I don't.

  • Tommy, are you sure about that decision, Tommy?

  • It's already made.

  • The difficulty just went way up, Tommy.

  • I'm just saying.

  • What am I?

  • I don't.

  • Tommy.

  • Tommy.

  • Okay.

  • Tommy, what are you doing?

  • I really appreciate it.

  • I'm so.

  • This isn't me.

  • I mean, I look around, and I'm not the person I want to be.

  • Tommy, what are you saying?

  • No, I mean.

  • I'm.

  • I'm so sorry.

  • Tommy, we could get out of here.

  • We could pearl out.

  • I'd cover your escape, Tommy.

  • We can still get out of here, Tommy.

  • We can regroup.

  • We can plan for another day, Tommy.

  • If this is what I've become.

  • Then I don't want to be me anymore, man.

  • I'm.

  • Tommy, what are you saying?

  • I'm sorry.

  • What do you mean, Tommy?

  • I'm with Tubbo.

  • Eh.

  • Tommy, when I said.

  • Perhaps I wasn't clear yesterday, Tommy.

  • When I said that I'm going to destroy L'Manberg.

  • And that you don't have to help me.

  • When I said you don't have to help me, Tommy.

  • I meant that you could sit it out.

  • Not switch sides.

  • And fight against me.

  • What am I doing?

  • You're betraying me.

  • Is what you're doing, Tommy.

  • You just.

  • You told him to give the disc to Dream.

  • I'm worse than everyone I didn't want to be.

  • You know.

  • Tommy, think hard.

  • Think hard about this.

  • Before you make this decision, Tommy.

  • Because you can't undo this.

  • You can't undo this decision, Tommy.

  • Teleblade.

  • I know what I've done.

  • And I hate me for it.

  • I'm sorry. Well, 1v30 it is.

  • Who wants to go up first?

  • Let's go.

  • Tubbo.

  • Well, thank you for giving me the disc.

  • I just want to say that you're an idiot.

  • What?

  • You are an absolute idiot.

  • And you have no power.

  • And you are the worst president that has ever been president.

  • Because you're no president at all.

  • No, listen.

  • You're not even president.

  • You're not even president.

  • Quackity is more president than you.

  • I'm more president than you.

  • You get pushed around by everybody on the server.

  • Yeah, tell them.

  • Because you are an idiot.

  • You are a buffoon.

  • You are a fool.

  • You are a coward.

  • You just gave me the one thing that I needed.

  • To destroy L'Manberg.

  • I don't care about L'Manberg.

  • I don't care about anything.

  • I've said this before.

  • The only reason I had not destroyed L'Manberg is because you had the disc.

  • I had to be friends with you to get the dumb disc back.

  • I don't care about you.

  • I'm not your friend.

  • I cared about getting the disc back.

  • And I got it back.

  • And that's the only thing that really matters.

  • You can't even run your nation right.

  • Rambo is a traitor.

  • One of your most trusted friends.

  • No, that's not true.

  • Read this book.

  • What?

  • There's his memory book.

  • He was meeting with Techno and Tommy and told them everything.

  • I deny all of this.

  • It's all his own memories.

  • I'm denying all of this.

  • It didn't happen.

  • I've never met that man in my life.

  • You can't even run your own nation.

  • I can't even spell Rambo.

  • Listen. L'Manberg is weaker than it's ever been.

  • And it's because of you.

  • You have destroyed everything.

  • You have ruined your friendships.

  • You have ruined L'Manberg's allies.

  • You are a horrible president, Tubbo.

  • Yeah.

  • You suck, Tubbo.

  • Techno.

  • Yeah.

  • You got any withers?

  • Oh, I'm liking where this is going, Dream.

  • Dream, are you...

  • You can't.

  • Are you saying what I think you're saying, Dream?

  • Oh, I'm saying what you think I'm saying.

  • Are you calling in that favor, Dream?

  • To destroy L'Manberg?

  • No, I'm not calling in my...

  • You would destroy L'Manberg...

  • Are you kidding me?

  • No, you would destroy it anyway.

  • I'm not calling in my favor.

  • You know me so well, Dream.

  • You know me so well.

  • I've got a few withers, Dream.

  • We could work something out.

  • If we can get out of here alive.

  • Alright, listen.

  • How about this?

  • How about this?

  • L'Manberg is being destroyed.

  • Okay?

  • Tomorrow at 3 p.m.

  • Say your goodbyes!

  • I'm giving you time!

  • Say your goodbyes!

  • Tomorrow!

  • Why are we giving them a day?

  • I can get the withers in like 30 minutes.

  • Tomorrow at 3 p.m. 3 p.m. tomorrow, you and...

  • Say your goodbyes.

  • Whose dog is this?

  • We are destroying it.

  • Wow.

  • Wow, no one likes you now, Tommy.

  • You betray me, you kill Tubbo's dog.

  • Oh, yeah, misclick.

  • Oh, whoops. When I'm saying destroyed, I'm not talking about...

  • We're going to finish Wilbur's job.

  • We're going to destroy it all the way.

  • Let's chunker this!

  • We're not even talking about blowing some TNT.

  • We're going to do TNT machines, cannons.

  • We're going to destroy everything.

  • Withers, every wither possible.

  • Oh, I'm liking where this is going.

  • Listen, you have one night.

  • Say your goodbyes forever.

  • What do you mean?

  • That's it.

  • That's all.

  • We could give them like 30 minutes.

  • Wait, he's leaving?

  • Wait, he just left?

  • This is awkward.

  • Wait, hold on a second here.

  • Let me get my words in.

  • Talking is a free action.

  • Let's hold on here.

  • Tommy, give me back my axe.

  • You're not worthy.

  • I was wrong.

  • No, no.

  • You know what, Tenoblade?

  • I am worthy.

  • And you're not going to side with the dream to take down the Manberg, are you?

  • I've been so transparent about how I'm going to destroy the government.

  • I've explained my reasons.

  • I've been like, I'm destroying it because of A, B, C.

  • They executed me.

  • They betrayed me.

  • You betrayed me.

  • You know what, Tommy?

  • You've made a decision today that can't be undone.

  • And you know what?

  • I respect you, Tommy.

  • You know what?

  • You're free to make your own choices, wrong as they are.

  • That's what anarchy is about.

  • It's about freedom.

  • To do what you want.

  • But all I have to say, Tommy, is that I hope you don't come to regret it.

  • Anyways, I'm going to dip.

  • There's like 30 people here.

  • See ya.

  • I'm out.

  • Bye, idiots.

  • Bye.

  • I'm out of here.

  • Oh!

  • Wait, I actually lost them.

  • See ya, idiots.

  • See ya.

  • Goodbye.

  • We gotta meet with Dream.

  • Dude, Dream should've left me his phone number or something.

  • What?

  • He just left me there.

  • He's like, alright, Techno, we're gonna team up and do evil.

  • And then he just dips.

  • And I'm sitting there surrounded by like 30 guys.

  • Are you kidding me?

  • I managed to juke them completely.

  • Like a bunch of fools.

  • Stream, Dream, what's our plan for tomorrow?

  • Why did you give them a full day?

  • We could've been back there in like 30 minutes, Dream.

  • It's like an evil villain thing.

  • Oh, an evil villain thing.

  • Cringe.

  • Been watching too much anime.

  • Alright, listen, listen.

  • I don't know what we're doing.

  • We're gonna destroy everything, right?

  • Oh, we're gonna destroy everything.

  • I do know what we're doing.

  • I know what I'm doing.

  • You can do whatever you want.

  • This is what I'm doing.

  • I'm gonna set up obsidian-covered dispensers that drop duplicated TNT.

  • Oh.

  • You're just gonna world-edit their base away.

  • It's gonna be fantastic.

  • Even the bedrock's gonna be gone.

  • It's just gonna be void.

  • I wouldn't say that.

  • But we need...

  • You said you had withers, right?

  • Oh, I've got a few withers, Dream.

  • Okay.

  • I like where this is going.

  • I like where this is going.

  • Oh, Dream, you have no idea the amount I've prepared for the fall of L'Manberg.

  • Really?

  • You wanna see something, Dream?

  • Oh, you're gonna show him it.

  • Oh, we're gonna show him something.

  • Oh, he doesn't know, chat.

  • He doesn't know.

  • Oh my gosh.

  • We have enough for, like...

  • We have enough for, like, six withers in here.

  • It's fantastic.

  • Oh, there's so many withers.

  • That's all the withers I have.

  • But it's enough.

  • It's enough. Dream, even if tomorrow it's just us versus the entire server, Dream, I'm telling you right now, I have confidence.

  • So this is what we'll do.

  • I'll destroy everything, and while I'm doing it, you just have to defend me.

  • Alright, so you can be in, like, the sky setting up TNT, and I'll be on the ground with, like, a bunch of withers.

  • Perfect.

  • Perfect.

  • One more key aspect to the plan, but we can't...

  • I can't tell you until tomorrow, just in case.

  • Okay, okay.

  • It guarantees our victory, though.

  • Oh, you have a hidden ace.

  • And after I revealed everything to you...

  • I'm kidding, I'm kidding. ...

  • Cause I'm already...

  • I already got lost.

  • So I'm just gonna...

  • I don't know my way around down here at all.

  • I have a few markers that... ...

  • One second.

  • One second.

  • One second.

  • Dead men tell no tales.

  • We gotta get outta here.

  • We gotta get outta here.

  • Shit.

  • We gotta get outta here.

Could I have, could I, oh I know what I want, as well as women, the axe of peace, the axe of peace.

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