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Could I have, could I, oh I know what I want, as well as women, the axe of peace, the axe of peace.
Well I don't, I don't have any women here, but I do have the axe of peace.
Tommy is, this is a big responsibility Tommy, are, are you sure you're ready to hold this weapon?
Yes.
Well you know what Tommy, in light of your recent achievements, you're worthy, you're worthy, you're gonna kill so many people with that axe Tommy, let's cause so much chaos.
The heck?
What?
Big ol' building.
What the fuck?
I could do with words right now.
What the fuck is that?
I don't think we're in L'Manberg anymore Tommy.
Okay we gotta go.
We're right at a render distance.
Okay Tommy, you, you like take off your armor and go to the dome, alright?
I'll, I'll meet you in a few minutes, I'm going in to investigate.
He's gonna be there.
It's all a bit, uh, repetitive.
So, Eret's there, Jack's there, Niachu, Pongpuns, Quackity, everyone in the cabinet, Fundy, uh, Dream's coming a little bit later I believe, he said that he was gonna be late.
Yeah, I knew that, but he's actually coming.
Yeah, he's gonna be coming, and he's actually saying that apparently he's going to be, like, respecting L'Manberg as a country for the first time.
Okay, Tenno?
Yeah, hope it goes well.
Hold out!
We could just listen, but I don't think, oh, oh, there's a meeting, there's a meeting.
Okay, okay, go, go, go.
What's going on?
He's- Oh, what are you doing?
What is this?
Tommy fucked up.
What did he do?
Oh no, what?
What happened?
What do you mean?
You're telling me that you don't know what he did.
No, we don't know.
You actually don't know what he did.
He's gone.
Okay, you're, you're lying to me.
You're lying to me.
No, we're not.
What do you mean?
What, actually, what do you mean?
What do you mean, Tommy?
Why Tommy?
What happened?
Follow me.
Okay, what is, what?
I don't understand why you put it on the goddamn wall again.
Why are you putting it on the goddamn wall again?
You'll see why.
It's a lie again.
Just so you can put your stupid wall up.
What are you talking about?
Uh.
What?
What the fuck?
Uh.
Oh!
What the hell?
What the hell is this?
What?
Wait.
It's, it's gone.
It's all gone.
What?
Literally everything.
What?
Wait.
What?
You're saying Tommy, what?
Tommy did this?
Tommy blew up the community house.
But we were this close to peace.
We were this close.
I trusted you guys for once ever.
Wait.
We had no, we had nothing to do with it.
This has nothing to do with it.
You didn't have no affiliation.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I have no idea.
Why would you affiliate to some dumb shit Tommy does?
Why?
Because Tubbo, Tubbo, listen.
You still have his disc.
Yeah?
What about it?
That means you're affiliated.
No matter what.
That is his most prized possession.
And if I don't have the disc or he doesn't have the disc, then guess what?
You are affiliated.
You have the disc.
This was the oldest building on the server.
Yes, it was.
This was the oldest building.
He was supposed to stay away, Dream.
I don't.
What?
He was exiled.
He has to pay for this.
He can't just, he can't just come in.
Like, listen, this is terrorism.
This is the worst.
This is the worst event that has ever happened on the server.
This is the oldest building, the most historic building on the entire server and the only major structure of the greater Dream SMP.
Listen, if you're not affiliated with Tommy, then give me the dumb disc.
That'll solve everything.
For Tommy.
I need the disc.
I need the disc.
No, no, no.
No, you don't.
What?
Uh, Tommy?
Yeah, you don't need.
You don't need the disc.
Tommy, listen.
You fucked up, okay?
I'm, I'm, I don't care.
Like, listen, Tubbo's gonna give me the disc.
No, no, Dream, Dream, Dream.
Does this look like something I would do?
Yes, it looks like it.
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't, I don't think so.
Tommy didn't do this, okay?
He didn't do this.
Oh, yes.
That's techno?
Why are you lying?
Yeah, I'm also here.
Why are you lying?
I'm also here.
Guys, okay, listen.
Listen, I know you, you probably, I'm not the most reliable person to the government, but Tommy wouldn't lie to me, okay?
He said he didn't do it.
He wouldn't lie to me.
He lied about, he lied about burning down George's house.
He wouldn't lie to me, Dream.
He'd lie to you, but he wouldn't lie to me.
Whoa, stop, stop it.
You actually?
Whoa.
What the fuck?
Whoa, whoa, you're not gonna give him the disc, are you?
You, you've literally proven time and time again that you can't be trusted.
What?
What?
No, I, no, no, no.
You have to exile me.
Don't give him the disc, because as soon as we, as soon as we, you know, take down, we're fine.
We'll be back.
What?
I don't think that's an option anymore.
You betrayed, you know that, right?
You know you betrayed me.
Yeah, well, please, I'm not.
You're actually, what, you're trying to, you betrayed me, Tubbo.
Well, I didn't betray you.
You betrayed everything you had built.
You betrayed me.
With presidents prior.
Everything.
To be one of those little tyrants.
This is what we'll, you betrayed everything.
I don't think I have.
You know what?
You got your axe up?
Hmm? What?
Tommy, there's like 30 people here.
There's like 30 people here, Tommy.
Whatever you, whatever you decide, Tommy.
Make that decision wisely, Tommy.
Oh, God.
Oh, we're going in.
We're going in.
We're not actually.
We're going in.
We're going in.
You betrayed me.
That is just not true.
I want you to, you betrayed me.
Hey, Bundy.
You gave up on the nation.
No.
No, you betrayed everyone.
When you went on and did your thing.
We're still in L'Manberg, guys.
You're not in L'Manberg.
Tommy.
Oh, I've wanted to do this for a long time.
I'm not invited.
You betrayed me.
I didn't betray you.
You teamed up with the very person that destroyed our nation the first time.
The disks were worth more than you ever were.
Not.
What?
Oh, God. I don't.
I.
Give him the desk.
You want me to give dreams the desk?
I'm not.
Give me the desk.
What am I?
Tommy.
I'm sorry.
No, no.
Do you want me?
Just no.
Just give him the desk.
Tommy. I don't.
Tommy, are you sure about that decision, Tommy?
It's already made.
The difficulty just went way up, Tommy.
I'm just saying.
What am I?
I don't.
Tommy.
Tommy.
Okay.
Tommy, what are you doing?
I really appreciate it.
I'm so.
This isn't me.
I mean, I look around, and I'm not the person I want to be.
Tommy, what are you saying?
No, I mean.
I'm.
I'm so sorry.
Tommy, we could get out of here.
We could pearl out.
I'd cover your escape, Tommy.
We can still get out of here, Tommy.
We can regroup.
We can plan for another day, Tommy.
If this is what I've become.
Then I don't want to be me anymore, man.
I'm.
Tommy, what are you saying?
I'm sorry.
What do you mean, Tommy?
I'm with Tubbo.
Eh.
Tommy, when I said.
Perhaps I wasn't clear yesterday, Tommy.
When I said that I'm going to destroy L'Manberg.
And that you don't have to help me.
When I said you don't have to help me, Tommy.
I meant that you could sit it out.
Not switch sides.
And fight against me.
What am I doing?
You're betraying me.
Is what you're doing, Tommy.
You just.
You told him to give the disc to Dream.
I'm worse than everyone I didn't want to be.
You know.
Tommy, think hard.
Think hard about this.
Before you make this decision, Tommy.
Because you can't undo this.
You can't undo this decision, Tommy.
Teleblade.
I know what I've done.
And I hate me for it.
I'm sorry. Well, 1v30 it is.
Who wants to go up first?
Let's go.
Tubbo.
Well, thank you for giving me the disc.
I just want to say that you're an idiot.
What?
You are an absolute idiot.
And you have no power.
And you are the worst president that has ever been president.
Because you're no president at all.
No, listen.
You're not even president.
You're not even president.
Quackity is more president than you.
I'm more president than you.
You get pushed around by everybody on the server.
Yeah, tell them.
Because you are an idiot.
You are a buffoon.
You are a fool.
You are a coward.
You just gave me the one thing that I needed.
To destroy L'Manberg.
I don't care about L'Manberg.
I don't care about anything.
I've said this before.
The only reason I had not destroyed L'Manberg is because you had the disc.
I had to be friends with you to get the dumb disc back.
I don't care about you.
I'm not your friend.
I cared about getting the disc back.
And I got it back.
And that's the only thing that really matters.
You can't even run your nation right.
Rambo is a traitor.
One of your most trusted friends.
No, that's not true.
Read this book.
What?
There's his memory book.
He was meeting with Techno and Tommy and told them everything.
I deny all of this.
It's all his own memories.
I'm denying all of this.
It didn't happen.
I've never met that man in my life.
You can't even run your own nation.
I can't even spell Rambo.
Listen. L'Manberg is weaker than it's ever been.
And it's because of you.
You have destroyed everything.
You have ruined your friendships.
You have ruined L'Manberg's allies.
You are a horrible president, Tubbo.
Yeah.
You suck, Tubbo.
Techno.
Yeah.
You got any withers?
Oh, I'm liking where this is going, Dream.
Dream, are you...
You can't.
Are you saying what I think you're saying, Dream?
Oh, I'm saying what you think I'm saying.
Are you calling in that favor, Dream?
To destroy L'Manberg?
No, I'm not calling in my...
You would destroy L'Manberg...
Are you kidding me?
No, you would destroy it anyway.
I'm not calling in my favor.
You know me so well, Dream.
You know me so well.
I've got a few withers, Dream.
We could work something out.
If we can get out of here alive.
Alright, listen.
How about this?
How about this?
L'Manberg is being destroyed.
Okay?
Tomorrow at 3 p.m.
Say your goodbyes!
I'm giving you time!
Say your goodbyes!
Tomorrow!
Why are we giving them a day?
I can get the withers in like 30 minutes.
Tomorrow at 3 p.m. 3 p.m. tomorrow, you and...
Say your goodbyes.
Whose dog is this?
We are destroying it.
Wow.
Wow, no one likes you now, Tommy.
You betray me, you kill Tubbo's dog.
Oh, yeah, misclick.
Oh, whoops. When I'm saying destroyed, I'm not talking about...
We're going to finish Wilbur's job.
We're going to destroy it all the way.
Let's chunker this!
We're not even talking about blowing some TNT.
We're going to do TNT machines, cannons.
We're going to destroy everything.
Withers, every wither possible.
Oh, I'm liking where this is going.
Listen, you have one night.
Say your goodbyes forever.
What do you mean?
That's it.
That's all.
We could give them like 30 minutes.
Wait, he's leaving?
Wait, he just left?
This is awkward.
Wait, hold on a second here.
Let me get my words in.
Talking is a free action.
Let's hold on here.
Tommy, give me back my axe.
You're not worthy.
I was wrong.
No, no.
You know what, Tenoblade?
I am worthy.
And you're not going to side with the dream to take down the Manberg, are you?
I've been so transparent about how I'm going to destroy the government.
I've explained my reasons.
I've been like, I'm destroying it because of A, B, C.
They executed me.
They betrayed me.
You betrayed me.
You know what, Tommy?
You've made a decision today that can't be undone.
And you know what?
I respect you, Tommy.
You know what?
You're free to make your own choices, wrong as they are.
That's what anarchy is about.
It's about freedom.
To do what you want.
But all I have to say, Tommy, is that I hope you don't come to regret it.
Anyways, I'm going to dip.
There's like 30 people here.
See ya.
I'm out.
Bye, idiots.
Bye.
I'm out of here.
Oh!
Wait, I actually lost them.
See ya, idiots.
See ya.
Goodbye.
We gotta meet with Dream.
Dude, Dream should've left me his phone number or something.
What?
He just left me there.
He's like, alright, Techno, we're gonna team up and do evil.
And then he just dips.
And I'm sitting there surrounded by like 30 guys.
Are you kidding me?
I managed to juke them completely.
Like a bunch of fools.
Stream, Dream, what's our plan for tomorrow?
Why did you give them a full day?
We could've been back there in like 30 minutes, Dream.
It's like an evil villain thing.
Oh, an evil villain thing.
Cringe.
Been watching too much anime.
Alright, listen, listen.
I don't know what we're doing.
We're gonna destroy everything, right?
Oh, we're gonna destroy everything.
I do know what we're doing.
I know what I'm doing.
You can do whatever you want.
This is what I'm doing.
I'm gonna set up obsidian-covered dispensers that drop duplicated TNT.
Oh.
You're just gonna world-edit their base away.
It's gonna be fantastic.
Even the bedrock's gonna be gone.
It's just gonna be void.
I wouldn't say that.
But we need...
You said you had withers, right?
Oh, I've got a few withers, Dream.
Okay.
I like where this is going.
I like where this is going.
Oh, Dream, you have no idea the amount I've prepared for the fall of L'Manberg.
Really?
You wanna see something, Dream?
Oh, you're gonna show him it.
Oh, we're gonna show him something.
Oh, he doesn't know, chat.
He doesn't know.
Oh my gosh.
We have enough for, like...
We have enough for, like, six withers in here.
It's fantastic.
Oh, there's so many withers.
That's all the withers I have.
But it's enough.
It's enough. Dream, even if tomorrow it's just us versus the entire server, Dream, I'm telling you right now, I have confidence.
So this is what we'll do.
I'll destroy everything, and while I'm doing it, you just have to defend me.
Alright, so you can be in, like, the sky setting up TNT, and I'll be on the ground with, like, a bunch of withers.
Perfect.
Perfect.
One more key aspect to the plan, but we can't...
I can't tell you until tomorrow, just in case.
Okay, okay.
It guarantees our victory, though.
Oh, you have a hidden ace.
And after I revealed everything to you...
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. ...
Cause I'm already...
I already got lost.
So I'm just gonna...
I don't know my way around down here at all.
I have a few markers that... ...
One second.
One second.
One second.
Dead men tell no tales.
We gotta get outta here.
We gotta get outta here.
Shit.
We gotta get outta here.