Oh, good.

You're here.

Uh, Pheebs, listen, uh...

Sit down.

I got something I want to say.

All right.

Um...

It's a scary world out there.

Especially for a single mom.

You know, now...

I always felt that you and I have a... special bond.

So...

Phoebe Buffay...

Will you marry me?

Oh, my God.

Joey!

Oh, yeah, I'll marry you.

You can't marry him.

Hey, lady, your day's over.

It's my turn.

Phoebe!

What?

Why can't you marry me?

I can, and I will.

She's not pregnant.

It's Rachel.

Rachel's the one who's pregnant, okay?

Oh, my God.

Hey!

Phoebe, I think he would notice when you didn't have a baby in nine months.

It's Joey!