Yeah, and, uh, hey, thanks again for letting me have that last piece of cake at the restaurant.

You're welcome again.

I'm gonna go make some coffee.

Can I get you anything?

Uh, do you have any cake?

So, this is going pretty good.

Dinner was nice.

We got a lot in common.

Ooh, Victoria's Secret.

Huh.

We even like the same books.

Ooh.

There's a scary painting.

Wait a minute.

I think I've been scared by that painting before.

You know what?

This whole place looks familiar.

I have definitely been in this apartment.

I know I've seen this weird plant before.

Ow!

It did that the last time.

Oh, my God.

I've gone out with this girl before.

Yeah.

We had sex on this couch.

And then on that chair, and...

No.

No, we didn't do it here.

Which is weird, because it seems like a perfectly good place.

Ow!

That's fine.

So, it was really a shock, after 25 years of marriage, my parents, a perfect couple getting divorced.

I kind of took it the hardest, because I was the youngest.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Sure.

Yeah.

How can you not remember me?

What?

How could you not remember that we slept together?

What?

When?

I don't know.

I really, really think I would remember sleeping with you.

Come on.

Come on.

Search your brain, all right?

It was... a certain amount of time ago.

Okay?

I was here.

You were here.

We had sex here, here, here.

Not there.

Anything?

No.

It's not ringing any bells.

My God, woman.

How many people do you have to have been with not to remember any of this?

Hey, Hayley.

We really got to fix that doorknob.

Joey?

Oh!

Oh, Joey.

I slept with you.

And you obviously remember me.

Hey, I still got it.

So, we're good.

I'll let myself out.

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