But many of our field officers have reported disappointing yields.

但我們的許多實地官員都報告說，產量令人失望。

Boston is down, Atlanta is down, Houston is down.

波士頓下跌，亞特蘭大下跌，休斯頓下跌。

I could go on and on.

我還可以繼續說下去。

But instead of boring you, I'll go straight to my 42-point plan.

不過，為了不讓你們覺得無聊，我還是直接說說我的 42 點計劃吧。

Walter.

沃爾特

OK, if everyone's on board, it's settled.

好吧，如果大家都同意，那就這麼定了。

Chandler.

錢德勒

Chandler.

錢德勒

Yeah.

是啊

Are you on board?

你加入了嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Excellent problem solved.

問題解決得非常好。

Chandler will be running our office in Tots, sir.

錢德勒會在托特茲管理我們的辦公室，長官

You're going to love Oklahoma.

你會愛上俄克拉荷馬的。

Try feeding her again.

再喂一次試試。

I already fed her.

我已經餵過她了

I know.

我知道

That's why I said, again.

所以我再說一遍

All right, you guys, we can't turn on each other, OK?

好了，夥計們，我們不能自相殘殺，好嗎？

That's just what she wants.

這正是她想要的。

Hey.

嘿。

Hey.

嘿。

Monica, can I talk to you outside for a minute?

莫妮卡，我能和你到外面談談嗎？

Oh, no, you guys just stay here.

哦，不，你們就呆在這兒吧。

I'm going to go check her diaper.

我去看看她的尿布。

Phoebes, you want to come?

菲比斯，你想來嗎？

Oh, I'm kind of part of this.

哦，我也是其中一員。

I'm going to go check her diaper.

我去看看她的尿布。

I'm going to go check her diaper.

我去看看她的尿布。

I'm going to go check her diaper.

我去看看她的尿布。

I'm going to go check her diaper.

我去看看她的尿布。

I'm going to go check her diaper.

我去看看她的尿布。

Phoebes?

菲比？

Actually, Phoebes, it's more of a husband and wife kind of thing.

其實，菲比斯，這更像是夫妻間的事。

You should have married Chandler.

你應該嫁給錢德勒

What's up?

怎麼了？

OK, you know how we always said it would be fun to move to Paris for a year?

好吧，你知道我們總是說搬到巴黎住一年會很有趣嗎？

You could study French cooking, and I could write.

你可以學習法式烹飪，而我可以寫作。

We could picnic along the Seine and go wine-tasting in Bordeaux.

我們可以沿著塞納河野餐，去波爾多品酒。

Oh, yes.

哦，是的。

OK, you know how people say that Tulsa, is the Paris of Oklahoma?

你知道人們怎麼說塔爾薩是俄克拉荷馬州的巴黎嗎？

What?

什麼？

Who says that?

誰說的？

People who have never been to Paris?

從未去過巴黎的人？

What's going on?

怎麼了？

We're moving to Tulsa.

我們要搬去塔爾薩

Excuse me?

你說什麼？

OK, Miss McKenna, she kind of works above my boss.

麥肯納小姐，她在我老闆上面工作。

She asked me to move to Tulsa and be the president of our office there.

她讓我搬到塔爾薩，擔任我們在那裡的辦事處的總裁。

And I was sleeping, and apparently said yes.

我當時正在睡覺，顯然是答應了。

Tulsa, Oklahoma?

俄克拉荷馬州塔爾薩？

The Sooner State.

順德州

Whatever that is.

不管那是什麼。

Chandler, I don't even want to see the musical Oklahoma.

錢德勒，我甚至不想看音樂劇《俄克拉荷馬》。

Really?

真的嗎？

Oh, what a beautiful morning.

哦，多麼美好的早晨啊。

Surrey with a fringe on top.

薩里，頂部有流蘇。

Are you trying to tell me that we're moving to Oklahoma or that you're gay?

你是想告訴我我們要搬去俄克拉荷馬州 還是你是同志？

All right, not that this matters, but did they at least offer you a huge raise?

好吧，這並不重要，但他們至少給你大幅加薪了嗎？

No, no.

不，不

But they are going to lease us a Ford Focus.

但他們要租給我們一輛福特福克斯。

I'll get out of it.

我會脫身的。

Thank you.

謝謝。

What is wrong with Emma?

艾瑪怎麼了？

Oh, she misunderstood.

哦，她誤會了。

She thought she was moving to Tulsa.

她以為自己要搬到塔爾薩去了。

Ma'am, do you have a minute?

女士，你有時間嗎？

I kind of have some bad news.

我有點壞消息。

I don't think I can move to Tulsa.

我想我不能搬到塔爾薩去。

What?

什麼？

It's a funny story, actually.

這其實是個有趣的故事。

I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning.

今天早上開會的時候，我有點睡著了。

So when I said I'd move to Tulsa,

所以當我說要搬去塔爾薩的時候

I didn't really know what I was saying.

我真的不知道自己在說什麼。

You fell asleep?

你睡著了？

But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting.

但這只是因為我徹夜未眠，擔心這次會議。

Isn't that funny?

這不是很有趣嗎？

Irony.

諷刺。

Not a fan?

不喜歡？

All right.

好吧

See, here's the thing.

是這樣的

I went home and told my wife about Tulsa, and she won't go.

我回家跟妻子說了塔爾薩的事，她不願意去了。

See me?

看到我了嗎？

I love Tulsa.

我愛塔爾薩。

Tulsa is heaven.

塔爾薩是天堂

Tulsa is Italy.

塔爾薩就是意大利。

Please don't make me go there.

請不要讓我去那裡。

Chandler, I don't know.

錢德勒，我不知道。

No, no, no.

不，不，不

Look, Carol.

聽著 卡羅爾

Can I call you Carol?

我能叫你卡羅爾嗎？

Why would I when your name is Elaine?

你叫伊萊恩，我為什麼要叫你？

Oh, what a great picture of your son, strapping.

哦，你兒子的照片真不錯，魁梧。

That's a picture of your daughter, isn't it?

這是你女兒的照片吧？

Well, she's lovely.

她很可愛

I like a girl with a strong jaw.

我喜歡下巴有力的女孩。

I'll call you from Tulsa.

我會在塔爾薩給你打電話的