excuse me waitress dude hi what can i get you we need some is that annoying is that obnoxious and rude would you find it distracting if someone did that to you while you were working oh you don't have a job sorry damn dude she burned you oh no hipster do not think we're on the same team we have nothing in common i wear knit hats when it's cold out you wear knit hats because of cold play you have tattoos to piss off your dad my dad doesn't know he's my dad and finally you think this is the sound that gets you service i think this is the sound that dries up my vagina the other waitress disappeared the russian one we need horseradish please that ladies is how you treat a waitress