I have loved cheese my entire life.

我一生都愛奶酪。

This is a Parmesan wheel of cheese, and what we do is sometimes we'll cut, like, half out.

這是帕爾馬乾酪，我們有時會切一半出來。

Then you store that, so then you can use it for other stuff.

然後將其儲存起來，就可以用來做其他事情了。

And then you use the rest, and you can make pasta inside.

剩下的就可以在裡面做意大利麵了。

And it's the greatest bowl of pasta you'll ever have.

這是你吃過的最美味的意大利麵。

My favorite Christmas present I've ever received in my entire life was a wheel of cheese.

我這輩子收到過的最喜歡的聖誕禮物是一輪奶酪。

You'd be very surprised how expensive wheel of cheeses are, but they last forever.

你一定會驚訝於輪狀奶酪的昂貴，但它們卻能永久保存。

You keep it in the house.

你把它放在家裡。

Could you imagine if I was like, I leave it outside, it has a room.

你能想象，如果我把它放在外面，它會有一個房間。

It takes up the entire refrigerator.

它佔據了整個冰箱。

I luckily had a second refrigerator that is full of the cheese wheel.

幸運的是，我還有一個冰箱，裡面裝滿了奶酪輪。

I love meat and cheese plates.

我喜歡吃肉和奶酪。

I call them my adult Lunchables.

我稱它們為 "成人便當"。

Then sometimes I'll just grab a block of cheese and go.

有時，我也會拿起一塊奶酪就走。

Oh, I don't cook.

哦，我不做飯。

I don't cook.

我不做飯。

I don't cook.

我不做飯。

I can make cookies.

我會做餅乾

I can make chocolate chip cookies, really good ones.

我會做巧克力餅乾，非常好吃的餅乾。

That's it.

就是這樣。

I think it might be time for a cheese break.

我想是時候休息一下了。

Thank you.

謝謝。

This is an adult Lunchable.

這是成人午餐。

I highly recommend.

我強烈推薦。

I've got some cheese.

我有一些奶酪。

I don't think it's Parmesan cheese, though.

不過，我覺得這不是帕爾馬乾酪。

But it's still pretty good.

但還是很不錯的。

I mean, you should see my Instagram.

我是說，你應該看看我的 Instagram。

It's just full of cheese.

裡面全是奶酪。

No lactose intolerance, thank God.

沒有乳糖不耐症，感謝上帝。

That would be really sad.

那可真是太悲哀了。