Come here, Noon. Come here.

He's a little camera shy right now.

I'll go grab him. Hold on.

I'm obsessed with Noon.

This is my kid.

I've had him since he was a puppy.

He's nine years old now, and he's my forever puppy.

And he makes me very happy.

He brings a lot of joy to all the sets that we've been on.

It's hard not to be obsessed with this face.

Noon is extremely spoiled, I must say that.

He's got a very sensitive tummy, so he can't eat, you know, little snacks.

Everybody wants to give, like, can I give your dog a treat?

I'm like, mm-mm, because he will be pooping on the carpet.

I think his number one name that everyone calls him is Doody.

Doody Butt.

I think that started because when he was a puppy, he had a little Doody Butt accident.

And Doody just stuck, and it kind of sounds like Noon, like Noon, Doot, Doot.

No, it doesn't. Noonie, Doody, kind of.

So everyone calls him Doody.

Or when he's in trouble, we call him by his full name, Afternoon.

Afternoon.

Get it together. You're embarrassing me.

There was this one time that we went to, uh...

I think it was in Venice, and Noon was with me.

Noon had to use the bathroom.

Now, Venice is not a place where there's a lot of parks, right?

So I'm like, Noon's got to shit.

Like, we got to get him out of here.

Like, where are we going to go?

Plus, there's paparazzi, and I was like, please, like, let there not be a picture of me just, like, in Venice, just picking up dog shit.

But there is a picture of me, like, kind of looking a little bit glamorous with a doggy poop bag in my hand.

Full.

Noon thinks he's a guard dog. Noon thinks he's a German Shepherd.

He tried to fight a German Shepherd once.

A few times, actually.

And I said, son, let's be realistic here, girl.

I have a group of, like, a group of people that are around me that are, like, protect my sanity and are the key elements, the key puzzle pieces to my existence.

And he is definitely one of those, those key pieces, I would say.

His favorite place is probably anywhere my mom is,

Darnell is, or Tom is.

He loves all three of them more than he loves me.

It's fine.

Um, I am OK with that.

But he is happiest when he's around one of the three of them.

It would be, like, one of those things, you know, when, like, people do the videos, we're like, come here.

Like, he'll choose any of the three of them over me every time.

I think it's because he knows that I love him too much.

And so he's just like, you're doing too much.

You need to calm down. Yeah.

You're putting on things.

It's just what, you know, being a mother, thankless.

Thankless job, really.

Nuna's seen me in all the ways.

Glad he can't talk.

No, I'm kidding.

The stories he would tell.

It's like, this woman is a wreck.

Go.

He'll send you an invoice later.