It took me months to get this reservation.

The restaurant won't mind if we're a few minutes late.

Babe are you okay?

I'm fine it's just I mean we just started dating a couple weeks ago and I'm already meeting your mom.

I just have to grab the storehouse key we'll take less than a minute.

Hey there's my baby girl!

Hello hello!

Hi mom I'm glad you're nice and dressed up.

Well I didn't know you were going to bring a friend and a striking one at that.

Yeah Jake this is my mom.

It's nice to meet you Jake.

Nice to meet you.

It's easy to see where Maddie gets her good looks from.

Sleepy are you sure you and this looker can't stay?

I'm lounging out back by the pool.

We would if we could but we actually have an early dinner reservation to get to.

Will you stay for a bit?

Really?

Yeah really?

I'm just being polite.

Your mom looks like she could use some companionship.

I would love that you handsome devil.

What about the reservation?

Like you said they won't mind if we're a couple minutes late.

Worst comes to worst I'll just rebook the thing.

Rebook Sleepy.

Problem solved.

But you just said it took you months to book the reservation.

No I'm pretty sure I just said it took you months to introduce me to this lovely woman here.

Babe we're not going to make the reservation if we don't go so it's not happening.

No you have to stop.

No!

You're killing me.

I've never heard you laugh that hard.

I'm just being polite that was that was a hilarious joke.

Maybe our senses of humor just synchronized.

Mrs. Martin you are too much.

It's Miss Martin.

Honey I really like him.

Yeah I do too mom.

He kind of looks like a young Tom Cruise doesn't he?

May I?

Jake a bottle of wine we gotta go.

Babe I'm just being polite.

Come on honey have some fun.

We better get to this before she expires am I right?

It's a fine wine so it really won't go bad unless...

Oh oopsie.

I guess we just have to drink it now.

If we don't leave like right now we're just not even gonna make it and I just feel like...

Oh I love the profile picture.

Are you following my mom on Instagram?

I'm just being polite she needs to get her engaged.

Yeah honey no one likes my post.

Why do you have your phone on?

I'm just being polite.

I guess it's that kind of pony.

Your mother agrees with a European set of values and I want her to be comfortable in her own house.

What the f*** are you talking about right now?

Dana this week this week is coming from you haven't seen your mother in so long.

I was here last week when you didn't want to come.

You liar.

No I did want to come I said please let me come with you she said no.

Honey are you okay?

I'm getting worried about you.

I'm gonna run to the bathroom when I get back we're gonna you and I are gonna get out of here.

You thinking what I'm thinking?

How long can you hold your breath?

What the hell is going on now?

Babe I'm just being polite she needed somebody to test the jets and I was the man for the job.

Wait stop I can't do this anymore can't do it.

What are you talking about?

You know I was on the fence whether you were a f*** boy or not so I hired this actor to aggressively hit on you just to see what you'd do.

Wait this isn't your mom?

I've never met this woman a day in my life.

I mean if this was a test why didn't you get some young hot swimsuit model?

Like how did you know that I was into older women?

You left your search history open on your laptop.

How much search history?

Why don't you just get the f*** out?

Good idea well played I'm leaving good day to you both.

Cindy you have my information should you need it.

Throw it again and just go it's that kind of party?

Not that far okay.