I'm a criminal.

我是個罪犯

Oh. Okay.

好吧 Oh.Oh. Okay.

Let her know.

讓她知道

The whole point of Halloween is to dress as slutty as possible, completely guilt-free.

萬聖節的意義就在於穿得越淫蕩越好，完全沒有負罪感。

That's absurd.

這太荒謬了。

That's the truth. Have you not ever seen Mean Girls?

這是事實。你沒看過《賤女孩》嗎？

Jason is not even gonna look at you if you walk in dressed like that.

如果你穿成這樣走進來 傑森看都不會看你一眼

Really?

真的嗎？

Sister, have you ever heard the term, if you got it, flaunt it?

姐姐，你聽說過 "有本事就炫耀 "這個詞嗎？

Boy, I know you want it.

孩子，我知道你想要。

Ugh, fine.

唉，好吧。

Oh my god, no.

哦，我的上帝，沒有。

My legs are showing.

我的腿露出來了

You look like someone's father who needed to just take a walk.

你看起來就像一個需要散散步的父親。

You're saying I look like a man.

你是說我看起來像個男人？

I can't see a single milker.

我看不到一個擠奶工。

A milker?

擠奶工？

I see not one fun bag.

我沒看到一個好玩的包。

Fun bag.

有趣的包包

No cans.

沒有罐子

Cans?

罐子？

No soft pillows for me to lay on.

沒有柔軟的枕頭讓我躺在上面。

Can I take this off? You'll be able to see them.

我能把這個摘下來嗎？你會看到他們的

You want to see the girls, okay?

你想見姑娘們，好嗎？

That's what Jason wants.

這就是傑森想要的

That's what the fans want.

這就是粉絲們想要的。

Now go change.

現在去換衣服。

I'll go change.

我去換衣服

I said show me a milkshake, not make me one.

我是說給我看奶昔，不是給我做奶昔。

More ta-ta.

更多的 ta-ta。

I feel like I'm repeating myself here.

我覺得我在重複自己的話。

Yo quiero leche?

Yo quiero leche?

No, dear.

不，親愛的

Can't do it.

做不到。

Can't start the motorboat.

無法啟動汽艇。

I'll be right back.

我馬上回來

Come on, this is skin tight.

拜託，這可是緊身衣。

Zip it down.

拉上拉鍊

More?

還有嗎？

More?

還有嗎？

More.

更多

I'll say when.

我會說什麼時候。

How much more could it be?

還能有多少？

What else do you want from me?

你還想從我這裡得到什麼？

Either commit or f***ing don't.

要麼承諾，要麼他媽的不承諾。

This is everything the doctor ordered.

這就是醫生吩咐的一切。

Milkers, ta-tas, and whatever you said.

Milkers, ta-tas, and whatever you said.

What part of...

什麼部分...

Are you not getting it?

你還不明白嗎？

I'm running out of costumes.

我快沒戲服了

I'm sorry, but I look like a total s***.

對不起，我看起來很糟糕。

What part of leave nothing up to the imagination do you not get?

你還不明白 "任憑想象 "的含義嗎？

What more is Jason going to want?

傑森還想要什麼？

I am not going to say this again.

我不想再說一遍。

Get back there and you dress like a total s***.

回到那裡，你就穿得像個十足的****。

I am talking Streetwalker, Las Vegas.

我說的是拉斯維加斯的街頭漫步者。

You offer 15 bucks and a bus ticket.

你提供 15 塊錢和一張車票。

Oh, f***.

哦，該死

You understand me?

你明白我的意思嗎？

I guess that'll do.

我想這就夠了。

And you're positive Jason's going to be into this?

你確定傑森會喜歡？

Yeah, let's just go.

我們走吧

I mean, this is a failed cause.

我的意思是，這是一個失敗的事業。

Hey, Jason.

嘿，傑森

Well?

怎麼樣？

You know, I was wondering if maybe we could grab a drink and, like, talk about some things.

我在想 我們能不能一起喝一杯 聊聊天

I love your costume.

我喜歡你的服裝。

Thanks.

謝謝。

You look meaty.

你看起來肉乎乎的。

What are you drinking?

你在喝什麼？

Brains.

大腦

God, that's hot.

天哪，太性感了

Let's get you some brains.

給你弄點腦子

Let's do it.

開始吧

I love your eye.

我喜歡你的眼睛。

Milky.

Milky

I would eat some brains.

我想吃點腦漿。

Or drink them.

或者喝下去。

Sweetheart, do you want to go put some clothes on?

親愛的，你想穿上衣服嗎？

Yeah, my nipples are cold.

是啊，我的乳頭都涼了。

Let's go.

我們走吧

Are we on the Jungle Cruise?

我們是在叢林遊輪上嗎？

Because we took a detour down Denial.

因為我們繞道走了 "拒絕之路"。