Goodness.

It was her CrossFit trainer.

How'd you know he did CrossFit?

Dumb question, I'm sorry.

Yeah, like I could hear them through the walls every night.

Yeah, she was a screamer.

How is a person supposed to live like that?

Well, for now, you're safe here.

Wait, like I can move in with you?

Yeah!

Oh my god, that would be so much fun. We would be roomies.

I don't see why not.

First drinks on me.

What do you want?

Whatever you're having.

Roomie.

Thank you.

Strawberry daiquiris.

Someone's about to have a good night.

You know what they say, when life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand strawberries.

Strawberries are my favorite.

She's got looks and a sense of humor.

You are something.

These are so sweet.

You know, we actually love strawberries too.

You are ripe and young.

Oh my god.

What are you saying?

You come back to our place and check out our garden.

The three of us can pluck up some fresh ones, whip up some strawberry pie.

Wouldn't mind getting a taste.

I would love to, but I have to get back to my friends.

If you change your mind, we'll be right here.

Great meeting you guys.

Bye, you little strawberry princess.

Ow!

What happened with that couple over there?

She was like, pinching your cheeks and ribbing your back.

You know, just being friendly...

Get this, they asked me if I wanted to come back to their place and check out their strawberry garden.

How cool was that?

Oh my god.

What?

That couple wants you to be their unicorn.

Unicorn?

Let's watch their menage.

Can you just say it in English?

They want to have a s**t time with you.

Yeah.

No, they don't.

They just invited me over to bake a strawberry pie with them.

Nobody wants to get physical with anybody.

They don't want to be physical?

That's not love.

Come meet them. I will show you.

They're totally not weird.

We bought you a present.

Shut up!

Don't.

Cheers.

Hello, do I get one?

In the next round.

I really think we should bring this party back to our living room.

On first occasion, so we can make that strawberry pie.

You're going to have to excuse her for one more second, Faith.

Are you really about to ditch me the night we're celebrating being roommates to go hook up with these weirdos?

I feel like you're not hearing me.

They just want to make a strawberry pie.

Look, can I ask you a personal question?

Like, how long has it been since you've gotten laid?

Because, like, if you need to r**k one out in the bathroom so we can be civilized here...

That is not Steve's point.

Honestly, I kind of feel like you want to have s**t with me right now, so...

I'm here to save you from these nutsauce.

How is this even a conversation?

Stop.

I am begging you to give them a chance.

Give me 0% chance I'm going to go back over...

Why so tense, Brooke?

Do I look tense?

Super normal.

Can't lie.

Papa wants a taste.

Juice?

Okay, I'm sorry.

Help.

We're done here.

Brooke, wake up.

Oh my god, that feels amazing.

I'm talking about what you taste like.

They're weirdos.

Can we please leave?

We're leaving.

Come on, let's go before these wackadoos try to undress me and leave me on a ditch somewhere.

What did you just say?

You're swingers, aren't you?

Either that or you're cereal d**kers.

Wow.

Are you seriously going to embarrass me like this in front of my new friends?

There's always one buzzkill.

It's alright, sweetie.

If you want to continue this party, come to this address.

Alone.

I will.

I can't believe I agreed to live with you.

This is disgusting.

Have fun.

Does it work?

Oh, yeah, 100%.

Yeah, there is no way that she wants to live with me if she thinks that I'm into this kind of stuff.

Thank you guys again.

Great.

I'm glad we could help.

Absolutely.

You know, I was thinking to celebrate, maybe we could pop a bottle of champagne.

Get the f**k out of here.

Come on.

It's a business transaction.

I mean, I thought there was a connection.

I'm not sure what I'm quoting.

Oh, no, I'm sorry.

I'm doing my eye scroll.

Yeah, that was amazing.