Goodness.

天哪

It was her CrossFit trainer.

是她的 CrossFit 教練。

How'd you know he did CrossFit?

你怎麼知道他練過CrossFit？

Dumb question, I'm sorry.

愚蠢的問題，對不起。

Yeah, like I could hear them through the walls every night.

是啊，好像每晚我都能隔著牆壁聽到他們的聲音。

Yeah, she was a screamer.

是的，她是一個尖叫者。

How is a person supposed to live like that?

一個人怎麼能這樣生活？

Well, for now, you're safe here.

現在你在這裡很安全

Wait, like I can move in with you?

等等，我可以搬來和你一起住嗎？

Yeah!

是啊

Oh my god, that would be so much fun. We would be roomies.

哦，天哪，那可真是太有趣了。我們會成為室友

I don't see why not.

我不明白為什麼不可以。

First drinks on me.

第一杯酒我請。

What do you want?

你想要什麼？

Whatever you're having.

隨便你吃什麼。

Roomie.

室友

Thank you.

謝謝。

Strawberry daiquiris.

草莓代基裡酒

Someone's about to have a good night.

有人要度過一個美好的夜晚了。

You know what they say, when life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand strawberries.

你知道人們常說，當生活給你檸檬時，把它們扔回去，然後要草莓。

Strawberries are my favorite.

草莓是我的最愛。

She's got looks and a sense of humor.

她有容貌和幽默感。

You are something.

你很了不起

These are so sweet.

這些都太可愛了。

You know, we actually love strawberries too.

要知道，我們其實也很喜歡草莓。

You are ripe and young.

你成熟而年輕。

Oh my god.

我的天啊

What are you saying?

你在說什麼？

You come back to our place and check out our garden.

你再來我們家看看我們的花園吧。

The three of us can pluck up some fresh ones, whip up some strawberry pie.

我們三個可以採摘一些新鮮的草莓，做成草莓派。

Wouldn't mind getting a taste.

我不介意嘗一嘗。

I would love to, but I have to get back to my friends.

我很想去，但我必須回到我的朋友身邊。

If you change your mind, we'll be right here.

如果你改變主意，我們就在這裡。

Great meeting you guys.

很高興見到你們

Bye, you little strawberry princess.

再見，草莓小公主

Ow!

噢

What happened with that couple over there?

那邊那對夫婦怎麼了？

She was like, pinching your cheeks and ribbing your back.

她就像在捏你的臉頰，在你的背上拍打。

You know, just being friendly...

你知道，只是友好...

Get this, they asked me if I wanted to come back to their place and check out their strawberry garden.

他們問我想不想再去他們家看看草莓園。

How cool was that?

這有多酷？

Oh my god.

我的天啊

What?

什麼？

That couple wants you to be their unicorn.

那對夫婦希望你成為他們的獨角獸。

Unicorn?

獨角獸？

Let's watch their menage.

讓我們看看他們的床戲。

Can you just say it in English?

你能用英語說嗎？

They want to have a s**t time with you.

他們想和你一起享受****時光。

Yeah.

是啊

No, they don't.

不，他們沒有。

They just invited me over to bake a strawberry pie with them.

他們剛剛邀請我一起烤草莓派。

Nobody wants to get physical with anybody.

沒有人願意和任何人動手。

They don't want to be physical?

他們不想動手動腳？

That's not love.

那不是愛

Come meet them. I will show you.

來見見他們我帶你去

They're totally not weird.

他們一點也不奇怪。

We bought you a present.

我們給你買了禮物

Shut up!

閉嘴

Don't.

不要

Cheers.

乾杯

Hello, do I get one?

你好，能給我一個嗎？

In the next round.

下一輪

I really think we should bring this party back to our living room.

我真的覺得我們應該把這個派對帶回我們的客廳。

On first occasion, so we can make that strawberry pie.

首先，我們可以做草莓派。

You're going to have to excuse her for one more second, Faith.

你得再原諒她一秒鐘，費絲。

Are you really about to ditch me the night we're celebrating being roommates to go hook up with these weirdos?

你真的要在我們慶祝成為室友的晚上拋棄我 去勾搭這些怪人嗎？

I feel like you're not hearing me.

我覺得你沒在聽我說話。

They just want to make a strawberry pie.

他們只想做草莓派。

Look, can I ask you a personal question?

聽著，我能問你一個私人問題嗎？

Like, how long has it been since you've gotten laid?

比如說，你有多久沒上床了？

Because, like, if you need to r**k one out in the bathroom so we can be civilized here...

因為，就像，如果你需要在浴室裡****，這樣我們就可以在這裡文明......

That is not Steve's point.

這不是史蒂夫的觀點。

Honestly, I kind of feel like you want to have s**t with me right now, so...

老實說，我有點感覺你現在想和我****，所以...

I'm here to save you from these nutsauce.

我是來把你從這些果醬中拯救出來的。

How is this even a conversation?

這算什麼對話？

Stop.

停下。

I am begging you to give them a chance.

我懇求你們給他們一個機會。

Give me 0% chance I'm going to go back over...

給我0%的機會，我要回去...

Why so tense, Brooke?

為什麼這麼緊張，布魯克？

Do I look tense?

我看起來緊張嗎？

Super normal.

超級正常。

Can't lie.

不能撒謊

Papa wants a taste.

爸爸想嚐嚐

Juice?

果汁？

Okay, I'm sorry.

好吧，我很抱歉。

Help.

幫助。

We're done here.

我們到此為止。

Brooke, wake up.

布魯克 醒醒

Oh my god, that feels amazing.

天哪，這感覺太棒了

I'm talking about what you taste like.

我說的是你的味道。

They're weirdos.

他們是怪人

Can we please leave?

我們能離開嗎？

We're leaving.

我們要走了

Come on, let's go before these wackadoos try to undress me and leave me on a ditch somewhere.

快走吧，別讓這些瘋子脫了我的衣服 把我丟在溝裡。

What did you just say?

你剛才說什麼？

You're swingers, aren't you?

你們是搖擺人，是嗎？

Either that or you're cereal d**kers.

要麼就是你們是穀類笨蛋。

Wow.

哇

Are you seriously going to embarrass me like this in front of my new friends?

你真的要在我的新朋友面前這樣讓我難堪嗎？

There's always one buzzkill.

總是會有一個掃興的人。

It's alright, sweetie.

沒事的，親愛的

If you want to continue this party, come to this address.

如果你想繼續這個派對，請到這個地址來。

Alone.

一個人

I will.

我會的

I can't believe I agreed to live with you.

真不敢相信，我竟然同意和你住在一起。

This is disgusting.

這太噁心了。

Have fun.

玩得開心

Does it work?

它有用嗎？

Oh, yeah, 100%.

哦，是的，100%。

Yeah, there is no way that she wants to live with me if she thinks that I'm into this kind of stuff.

是啊，如果她認為我喜歡這種東西，她是不可能願意和我住在一起的。

Thank you guys again.

再次感謝你們。

Great.

好極了

I'm glad we could help.

很高興我們能幫上忙。

Absolutely.

當然可以。

You know, I was thinking to celebrate, maybe we could pop a bottle of champagne.

你知道，我在想，為了慶祝，也許我們可以開一瓶香檳。

Get the f**k out of here.

給我滾出去

Come on.

來吧

It's a business transaction.

這是一筆商業交易。

I mean, I thought there was a connection.

我是說，我覺得這兩者之間有聯繫。

I'm not sure what I'm quoting.

我不確定我在引用什麼。

Oh, no, I'm sorry.

哦，不，對不起。

I'm doing my eye scroll.

我在做眼保健操

Yeah, that was amazing.

是啊，太神奇了。