Fair warning, that's a ton of meat.

警告，這可是一大堆肉。

Well, I am a ton of man.

我是個大男人

Anyways, the ribeye comes with two sides.

總之，肉眼牛排有兩種配菜。

What would you like?

你想要什麼？

Oh, I'm actually going to do four sides.

哦，其實我要做四面。

Okay, which ones?

好吧，哪些？

So am I in the brussels sprouts, the mashed potatoes, your name, and your phone number?

那麼，我是否也參與了球芽甘藍、土豆泥、你的名字和你的電話號碼？

It's Becky.

是貝琪

Becky, could I also put in a future order for drinks Friday night at seven?

貝琪，週五晚上七點我還能訂酒嗎？

I am free Friday night at seven.

週五晚上七點我有空

Perfect.

太完美了

Anyway, let's get your food order in.

好了，我們開始點餐吧。

So I have the brussels sprouts, the mashed potatoes, the 32-ounce ribeye with melted butter on the side, and...

是以，我準備了球芽甘藍、土豆泥、32 盎司的肋眼牛排和融化的黃油，還有...

Oh, sorry, how do you want your steak cooked?

哦，對不起，你想怎麼烤牛排？

I'm sorry?

你說什麼？

Your ribeye, how would you like that cooked?

你的肋眼牛排，想怎麼做？

And why do you need that information?

你為什麼需要這些資訊？

Because you just ordered a $200 steak, and you want to make sure it's cooked the way you like it.

因為你剛點了一份價值 200 美元的牛排，你想確保它是按照你喜歡的方式烹製的。

Right, yes, I just ordered a $200 steak, so we should do that.

對，是的，我剛剛點了一份 200 美元的牛排，所以我們應該這麼做。

Okay, so how would you like it cooked?

好吧，你想怎麼煮？

Why don't you guys just cook it good?

你們為什麼不好好煮呢？

Good's not a temperature, though.

不過，"好 "不是溫度。

Then great.

那就太好了。

Also, not a temperature.

此外，也沒有溫度。

No, no, why don't we do this?

不，不，我們為什麼不這樣做呢？

How do you usually like your steak cooked?

您通常喜歡如何烹製牛排？

I'm not the one ordering steak, so it doesn't really matter.

我又不是點牛排的人，所以無所謂。

I'm just trying to do my job here.

我只是想做好我的工作。

Well done.

幹得好

Okay, you would like your steak well done?

好吧，你想吃全熟牛排嗎？

I was saying, like, well done, Becky, you're doing a great job.

我說，幹得好，貝琪，你做得很好。

How would you like it cooked, sir?

您想怎麼煮，先生？

Medium.

中型。

Medium, okay.

中號，好的

It's a great show on NBC, I don't know if you can...

這是 NBC 的一檔精彩節目，我不知道你能否...

What do you, uh, what do you think about rare?

你覺得稀有嗎？

If you'd like to order rare, that would be...

如果您想訂購珍品，那將是...

Excuse me, a new baby girl, like, I think true happiness is rare.

對不起，一個剛出生的女嬰，我覺得真正的幸福是很難得的。

How do you want your steak cooked?

牛排要怎麼烤？

I'm done fooling around, look at me, raw.

我不玩了，看著我，生龍活虎的。

You want your steak raw?

你想吃生牛排嗎？

I want that thing still mooing when it gets out here.

我希望那東西到了這裡還能哞哞叫。

Okay.

好的

I literally want it bloody.

我真的希望它血淋淋的。

Really?

真的嗎？

Make sure there's blood on it.

確保上面有血。

You want blood on your steak?

你想在牛排上沾點血嗎？

Black and blue.

黑色和藍色

Okay.

好的

That color of the dress, I saw black and blue back in the day.

這裙子的顏色，我以前見過黑色和藍色。

Did you see gold and white, or was it... Lordy, what's going on, brother?

你看到的是金色和白色，還是...... 天啊，怎麼了，兄弟？

You don't know world knowledge yet, Gordon Ramsay.

你還不瞭解世界，戈登-拉姆塞。

Yeah, no, you're going to want to make sure it's cooked evenly on both sides.

是的，不，你要確保兩面都烤得均勻。

Okay, enough.

好了，夠了。

All right, man, talk to him.

好吧，夥計，跟他談談

I am just trying to do my job, and you are making it so difficult, okay?

我只是想做好我的工作，你卻讓我如此為難，好嗎？

All I need you to do is tell me how you want your steak cooked, all right?

我只需要你告訴我牛排要怎麼做，好嗎？

Okay, can I be honest with you?

好吧，我能跟你說實話嗎？

Please, that is all I have ever wanted.

求你了，這是我唯一的願望。

I'm afraid when I tell you how I actually want my steak cooked, you're not going to want to get drinks with me Friday at 7.

恐怕當我告訴你我想怎麼做牛排時，你就不會再想週五7點和我一起喝酒了。

Why would that matter?

這有什麼關係？

You work at a nice steakhouse.

你在一家不錯的牛排館工作。

You probably see macho guys come in here all the time and...

你可能經常看到大男子主義者來到這裡，...

Listen, it's not up to me to judge how a man wants his steak, okay?

聽著，我不能評判一個男人想怎麼吃牛排，好嗎？

Really?

真的嗎？

Really.

真的

Still drinks Friday at 7?

週五 7 點還喝酒嗎？

Still drinks Friday at 7.

週五 7 點依然有酒喝。

In that case, when I order a steak, I would like it cooked.

這樣的話，當我點牛排時，我希望它是熟的。

Hey, it's you.

嘿，是你啊

It's burnt to a crisp, Cameron.

已經燒焦了 卡梅隆

I thought I told you you can't come back, buddy.

我想我告訴過你，你不能回來，夥計。

Our smoke alarms can only take so much.

我們的煙霧報警器只能承受這麼多。

Wait, you know this guy?

等等，你認識這個人？

Every time this guy comes in, he orders an expensive steak.

這傢伙每次來，都會點一份昂貴的牛排。

So well done, the smoke alarms go off.

做得好，煙霧警報器都響了。

That happened one time.

就發生過一次。

You order your steak burnt to a crisp.

您點的牛排已經烤焦了。

I wouldn't even call it a steak by the time I'm done with it.

吃完之後，我甚至都不覺得它是牛排了。

It's basically a potato chip when it lands on your plate.

當它出現在你的盤子裡時，基本上就是一片薯片。

I like it well done a little bit, but I love you.

我喜歡它做得好一點，但我愛你。

Bye, I'll call you.

再見，我會給你打電話的

Please don't call me.

請不要給我打電話。

I'm smushing it into a little ball.

我把它捏成一個小球。

Like that?

這樣嗎？

How much do the eye need brushed?

眼睛需要刷多少次？

I can hear you laughing.

我能聽到你的笑聲。

Hey, it's you.

嘿，是你啊

It's burnt to a crisp, Cameron.

已經燒焦了 卡梅隆