I am so cool with it. I'm not, like, a jealous girl. I'm, like, a cool, fun, like, go-with-the-flow girlfriend who has threesomes. Babe.

And besides, she's so cool, super nice, I've known her for, like, a year and a half, we met at work, and she's very good vibes and very sexy.

So just relax.

Okay.

Okay.

So...

Hey, I'm, uh, I'm Matt, by the way.

Tiffany.

Very nice to meet you.

You as well.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's, uh, what's going on here?

Saved some of that for the bedroom, huh?

I'm sorry, where were you supposed to...

That prolonged eye contact there.

Oh, no, baby, I was in the shower when she got here, so I was just saying hello.

It was just a greeting.

I guess I'm just seeing things.

Are you sure you want to do this?

Heck yeah, I'm sure, right?

As a matter of fact, do you know, Tiffany, what time is it?

Yeah, I think it's, uh, like seven...

It's menage o'clock.

Ooh.

Ha ha.

Doesn't she look beautiful?

Stop, you're so sweet.

Yeah, she's very pretty.

Oh.

I mean, is she not? What does that mean?

So you do think she's pretty?

Wasn't that, like, the whole point of this, baby?

Oh, yep, that's that smell.

Smells like you guys have hooked up before and no one told me about it.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Yeah, she's strong.

No, we've never...

Put a sock in it, Tiffany.

You know, I can go.

Hey, baby, don't yell at her.

I am so sorry, Tiffany.

Can we just peace?

Oh, yeah, you're right.

Yeah, she did nothing wrong.

You know what, Tiffany, I am so sorry.

I don't think this is gonna work.

You are not going anywhere until the three of us bang, okay?

Because I am the cool girlfriend in the room and that's what we do.

Let's stop yelling now.

Let's get to it.

Let's get cracking.

Drop them, both of you.

Fred, Fred, Camry arriving in seven minutes.

You have nowhere to be in that outfit except for auditioning for Cheetah Girls 6.

Baby, why are you doing this?

It's very clear you don't want to do this.

Spoiler alert, not cast.

Please don't take it out on a very nice, innocent co-worker.

She's nice.

Stop looking at me like...

I don't like when you look at me like that.

Put your tongue back in your...

I'm so sorry.

Put your tongue back in your mouth.

Are you still trying to be sexual?

The cover's blown.

You're jealous.

We don't want to do this.

Slap her butt.

I don't want to slap anyone's butt.

We're gonna spank her rear right now.

We are gonna share her fanny.

Like it's Olive Garden.

Family style.

I'm gonna go, but...

Don't you take another step homewrecker.

Will you please stop yelling?

No, I'm sorry.

You don't want me yelling at your girlfriend.

You guys really need to see Dr. Phil or something.

No, what we need is to see Maury to do a paternity test for your son, or should I say, your son.

We don't have a son.

In the case of five-year-old Jansen, Mark, you are the father.

Oh, my God.

Go find another homewrecker, sweetheart, because this one's unbreakable.

I will say, you know, I do, I have another friend.

No.

And we live really close by.

No, no, we're not gonna try this again.

One of my really close friends, and it'll be fun.

Please, babe, I owe you.

I actually really enjoyed that.

Mm.

Yeah, that was fun.

Thanks for having me.

Yeah.

You guys want breakfast?

Yeah.

Yes.

Crepes are on the menu.

Yo, big homie, you want strawberries?

Serve them up.

Me, you, the whole family's here.

And when you're here.