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Let's go, game point, Drake.
Game point?
Let's go, let's go.
Game point?
You're gonna give me this.
You're gonna give me this much space.
You're gonna give me this much space.
Game time!
Game time!
Sit down!
Sit down, man!
Seriously, sit down, dog!
You bring trash into my house!
This is my home!
This is my residence, dog!
I live here!
And you're bringing garbage into it!
Pay me, dog!
Pay me!
That was not luck!
That was not luck!
I'm not taking double or nothing.
I want a hundred bucks right now.
That much.
Come on, dog.
Alright, I got you.
I'm not going to break your box.
Okay, can you answer me a question?
How's it feel being a little bit so?
Like, seriously, how's it feel?
You're my bitch for the rest of the day.
You are my bitch!
You are my bitch!
Let's go!
Yo, you gotta check out this girl I'm talking to.
She dumb.
What?
She's stupid as you can see.
She didn't finish school.
I like that.
She says she's dumb.
They're like dumb chicks.
That sounds like a nigga.
No, fool!
She's honestly stupid.
Damn!
For me, like, I prefer girls with an education.
Like, I think all four years is hot.
I guess you like dumb chicks, makes you feel smarter, I feel that way.
No, baby, you dumb in a way.
Now you're just saying the same thing, but you're more animated and loud.
No, man.
Stupid dumb is an expression on how you describe a physically attractive woman.
Oh, okay, I see what you're saying.
So, like, her looks are like, so stupid.
Yeah, yeah, now you get it.
Like, this is shawty doing really stupid.
Shawty's stupid.
I said dumb!
Yeah, it's like shawty looking like a snack.
As if you were to taste it.
She bad, which means that really her looks are good.
Totally got you.
Bad looking is good looking.
Being stupid dumb is really attractive.
You're gonna love this chick then, bro.
She is literally mentally retarded.
Yeah.
You can't say that.
Just a dumb fucking idiot.
You know what?
Just forget about me.
Yeah, I don't think I get this one yet, man.
Damn, fool, what you eatin'?
Dude, I got all-you-can-eat sushi with that chick Sydney last night.
I swear to God, I thought I was gonna shit myself in the middle of the dinner.
Thank God you didn't.
That would've been embarrassing for you and her.
She probably wouldn't talk to you again.
You need your colon cleaned, man.
It's like a deep, sharp pain, bro.
Yeah, I gotta take a leak over there, man.
What's that, all-you-can-eat 7-Eleven sushi?
Wipe your ass when you in there.
There's kids in there, too.
Yeah.
Out here pissing excellence, gentlemen.
Happy Wednesday, diggies.
This is for real.
A boy is literally pissing excellence.
Oh, Stig!
The stream is strong with this one, my friend.
You over there peeing real good, huh?
Spig, what the fuck are you doing?
Just beat Reggie's little bitch-ass in one-on-one.
Now I'm about to head home.
What's good?
No, why the fuck are you sending me Snapchats of you taking a piss, dude?
That is the last thing I wanna see when I'm trying to work.
Relax, dude.
As a man, I thought you'd appreciate a strong stream.
It's funny.
No, I don't appreciate it, actually.
This is the third time I've seen your loaf in as many days, and it is really starting to fuck with my mental.
Can you just admit that it was funny?
Grow up, bro.
Grown men don't send other grown men videos of them pissing, dude.
If your dad doesn't wake up in the morning and say, hey, let me take my morning piss and send it out to all my boys.
You don't know that.
Who do you even send these to?
Oh, you want names?
Yeah, I do want names.
Okay, I send it to you.
I'm about to dig through it.
Reg.
Joey.
Harp, and...
Harp.
No, this can't be right.
It says here I sent it to Sydney.
You're lying.
No, you didn't.
Yo.
Yeah.
I literally just sent a video of my flaccid penis to Sydney, bro.
This is the best day of my life, dude.
Fucking shit, man.
You sent a video of your shrimp dick to the girl you've been trying to date.
Okay, yo, what do I do?
I don't know.
Probably flee the country. Change your name legally.
Start a new life in Canada or something.
Well, fuck yourself, yo.
We gotta go, dawg.
You idiot.
We gotta go?
Hello?
Sydney, how are you?
I'm good.
Just getting ready for yoga at the park with Nikki.
What's up?
Yoga at the park.
Wow, that just sounds fantastic, girl.
It's cool.
You know, we've been doing it for a couple weeks now.
That's so weird.
I didn't know you guys were all yama sage shit.
I've never seen you guys posted on Instagram or anything.
We leave our phones at the house so that it's like an anti-phone claim, you know.
Oh, you do?
Nikki and Sydney leave their phones at home when they go to do yoga.
That's just fantastic news.
Okay, yeah.
The mental health thing is huge.
Good for you guys.
And what park do we do this at?
The one by my house.
Of course you do, Sydney.
That just sounds great.
Well, hey, it's really good catching up.
I will talk to you later.
All right.
Good talk.
Bye, Slick.
I'm going to go keep an eye on them at the park, okay?
So I'll call you while you break into her house.
What?
That's completely illegal.
That didn't stop you from doing a ton of drugs at Coachella last month.
That's illegal too, Reggie.
That's completely different.
Everybody does drugs at Coachella.
Okay, so here's what we can do then, bro.
You can either pay me my $100 now from getting your ass waxed in one-on-one earlier, or if you want to get real creative, bro, I can drop you off before we even get on the freeway and you can take a $100 Uber back to the valley.
What's it going to be, bro? My hips are tight.
I know, right?
I had a rough weekend.
Yo.
Hiya.
Did you get in?
No.
I'm walking up to the back door.
I'm praying to God that this thing is open.
All right.
Just try and go through the back door.
I'm almost positive that they unlocked their back door.
Let's do it.
All right.
Look for her phone.
I'm going to keep an eye on them here.
They're almost done.
They're almost done.
Would you rather... ...stop using the Juul, no nicotine in your entire life, or stop getting dicks?
Dick?
No Juul.
No dick.
What you think?
Pass, man.
All right.
Just grab the phone, bro.
It's too hard.
It's too much.
It's gone.
It's gone.
Yo, you sure it's recent?
I mean, it's...
It's still legal in India.
All right, yo.
Let me call you right back.
I'm going to call her just to make sure it's recent.
All right.
Hurry up.
Yo.
Yo, she left her fucking phone in the car, bro.
Damn, Stevie.
Yo, just get the fuck out of there.
Okay?
Get the fuck out of there.
I'll pick you up at the end of the street.
Just hide.
Yo, by the way, I'm still not paying $100.
Of course you're not.
The Juul was operated by a bank.
Are you okay?
All right.
All right. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Can you unlock the car?
Yeah, it's open.
I left the keys in there.
Mm-hmm.
All right, yo, if you're calling to harass me right now...
Yo, you gotta give me an update, dude.
What's going on?
I'm following her to her house right now to take her phone.
Isn't that, like, illegal to follow people?
It's not illegal.
It's just frowned upon.
Taking videos of yourself taking a leak is also frowned upon, but I guess that's never stopped you either.
All right, fuck you, man.
That shit was funny.
Eat dick.
God bless.
Yo, hi.
Yo, what the hell is going on?
She had her phone the whole time, bro.
I'm such a...
Maybe I should just stop sending dick videos, bro.
Maybe it's not funny.
Maybe I was just...
Oh, come on, Stevie, man.
That's the bullshit.
That video was the funniest video I've ever seen.
You know what?
Top five, bro.
And you know what the other four were?
The other dick videos you sent me.
What you need to do is get up to that house, get her phone, and snatch it before she opens her snout.
You mean that?
Yes.
You're just in there because you don't want to pay the hundred bucks, bro.
Yes.
All right.
Oh, God.
Bro, why do you always got to do that shit here?
I'm sorry, bro.
It's like...
Like, there's like something in there, like, jabbing at my stomach, bro.
It's like...
That's disgusting.
I got to get it out now, bro, because if I go in that poor girl's house and I'm just getting it out there, it's not going to be fair, man.
Oh, I think you better out than in, right?
All right, well, then, come on.
Let's go back in.
No.
I already broke in there for you once.
My work here is done.
All right, I'm doing it myself then, bro.
Let's go.
Oh, is that a wet one?
I'm sorry, man.
I swear to God, it's like something crawled up there and died, bro.
Did some come out your ass on that one?
Why are you walking funny?
Just call me if you need me, man.
Oh, my God.
There's never any food in this house.
I'm starving.
I know.
What else is new?
Can you grab my protein for me?
I think it's in the cabinet out there.
We can still text friends, right?
Wait.
Which cabinet?
Uh, the top one.
No.
Bottom one. No, no, no.
It's the top one.
It's in the top one.
All right, got him.
There you go.
Thanks.
All right, I'm going to go to the store.
Do you want anything?
No, I'm good.
I'm going to go jump in the shack.
You sure?
I'm about to de-throat some goldfish.
I'm good.
Thanks.
All right.
Good luck.
Hey.
Hey.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
I think we should do it, like, until tomorrow.
Like, all day today.
You know?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Say so.
Bye.
Wait, did I text Kaylee back?
I'm sorry, I can't do this.
I can't do this.
Okay. Dude, she's got a fucking passcode on her phone, bro.
Um, Ty, her birthday?
Okay, shit.
Yo, can you look it up on, like, Facebook?
I don't know.
Alright.
You missed out.
I just had an orgy with an entire school of goldfish.
Hey, can you call my phone?
No, I can't find it.
How did you lose your phone?
You haven't left the house.
Fuck you, just call it.
Yo, it's next Saturday.
Fuck, is it really though?
According to Facebook, yeah.
Okay, then do I get her something?
Because we've been talking for, like, a few weeks, bro.
I don't want to do that thing where, as if I don't get her something, I look like a dick.
As if I do get her something.
It's like, yo, I've been talking to Scott for three weeks, he, like, cares too much.
Yo, shut the fuck up and answer the password. 0-5-1-7.
Fuck.
Alright, perfect.
Open your Snapchat and get the fuck out.
Bro, there's no Snap for me.
No, I'm fucking kidding.
No, like, there's literally no Snapchat for me.
What the fuck, man?
If they, like, not go through, is that a thing?
You know what?
Put the phone back, get out of there right now, man.
I got this dude with his dog looking at me, and I got some other kids looking at me too.
Okay, I'm calling.
Okay, alright, alright, alright.
Hurry up.
Oh, hold on.
I need to go to the bathroom.
I need to go to the bathroom. Why is there a random guy staring at our house?
I think that's Stevie's friend.
Are you done?
Oh, God, I'm about to piss myself, dude.
That is good stuff.
Man, so, uh, so what happened?
She said as long as I promise to delete her number and never contact her again, she won't call the cops.
Fair trade.
Shit was funny, though.
Thought it was hilarious.
You guys talking about Stevie's dick snapping this morning?
He was a dick classic.
I don't know why you guys think it's funny.
I think it's really, really strange, and I'm just gonna leave it at that.
I think you're overthinking it, man.
It's literally just a dick in the mornings.
It's hilarious.
So what'd you say about the Snapchat, though?
Dude, that's the part that's fucking me up, bro.
Like, when I grabbed her phone and I was going through her Snapchat, there was no received Snapchat from me.
Like, I don't know if it didn't go through or what, but she didn't have a Snapchat from me.
So you for sure sent it to Sidney Mailer?
Yeah, I'm positive, bro.
The Snapchat of my penis went to Sidney M.
Not any other Sidney.
What the fuck?!