Game point?

遊戲要點？

Let's go, let's go.

我們走，我們走。

Game point?

遊戲要點？

You're gonna give me this.

你要把這個給我

You're gonna give me this much space.

你要給我這麼多空間

You're gonna give me this much space.

你要給我這麼多空間

Game time!

比賽時間

Game time!

比賽時間

Sit down!

請坐

Sit down, man!

坐下，夥計

Seriously, sit down, dog!

說真的，坐下吧，狗狗！

You bring trash into my house!

你把垃圾帶進我家

This is my home!

這是我的家

This is my residence, dog!

這是我的住所，狗狗！

I live here!

我住在這裡！

And you're bringing garbage into it!

而你卻把垃圾帶入其中！

Pay me, dog!

給我錢，狗

Pay me!

給我錢

That was not luck!

這不是運氣！

That was not luck!

這不是運氣！

I'm not taking double or nothing.

我不是要雙倍，也不是什麼都不要。

I want a hundred bucks right now.

我現在就要一百塊

That much.

就這麼多。

Come on, dog.

來吧，狗狗

Alright, I got you.

好了，我知道了

I'm not going to break your box.

我不會打破你的盒子。

Okay, can you answer me a question?

好吧，你能回答我一個問題嗎？

How's it feel being a little bit so?

你覺得自己是個怎樣的人呢？

Like, seriously, how's it feel?

說真的，感覺如何？

You're my bitch for the rest of the day.

今天剩下的時間，你就是我的婊子了。

You are my bitch!

你是我的婊子

You are my bitch!

你是我的婊子

Let's go!

我們走吧

Yo, you gotta check out this girl I'm talking to.

喲，你得看看我在跟誰說話。

She dumb.

她啞巴了。

What?

什麼？

She's stupid as you can see.

你也看到了，她很蠢。

She didn't finish school.

她沒有完成學業。

I like that.

我喜歡這樣。

She says she's dumb.

她說她是個啞巴。

They're like dumb chicks.

她們就像啞巴小雞。

That sounds like a nigga.

聽起來像個黑鬼。

No, fool!

不，傻瓜

She's honestly stupid.

她真的很蠢。

Damn!

該死

For me, like, I prefer girls with an education.

對我來說，我更喜歡受過教育的女孩。

Like, I think all four years is hot.

比如，我覺得這四年都很熱門。

I guess you like dumb chicks, makes you feel smarter, I feel that way.

我猜你喜歡傻妞，這讓你覺得自己更聰明，我也這麼覺得。

No, baby, you dumb in a way.

不，寶貝，你在某種程度上是個啞巴。

Now you're just saying the same thing, but you're more animated and loud.

現在你只是在說同樣的話，但你說得更生動、更響亮了。

No, man.

不，夥計

Stupid dumb is an expression on how you describe a physically attractive woman.

愚蠢的啞巴"（Stupid dumb）是一種形容女性外貌吸引力的表達方式。

Oh, okay, I see what you're saying.

哦，好吧，我明白你的意思了。

So, like, her looks are like, so stupid.

所以，她的長相就像，太愚蠢了。

Yeah, yeah, now you get it.

是的，是的，現在你明白了。

Like, this is shawty doing really stupid.

就像，這是肖蒂在幹蠢事。

Shawty's stupid.

肖蒂太蠢了

I said dumb!

我說啞巴！

Yeah, it's like shawty looking like a snack.

是啊，就像肖蒂看起來像個小吃貨一樣。

As if you were to taste it.

就像你要品嚐它一樣。

She bad, which means that really her looks are good.

她很壞，這說明她的長相確實不錯。

Totally got you.

完全明白你的意思。

Bad looking is good looking.

不好看就是好看。

Being stupid dumb is really attractive.

愚蠢的啞巴真的很有吸引力。

You're gonna love this chick then, bro.

那你一定會喜歡這小妞的，兄弟。

She is literally mentally retarded.

她簡直就是弱智。

Yeah.

是啊

You can't say that.

你不能這麼說。

Just a dumb fucking idiot.

就是個傻逼

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Just forget about me.

忘了我吧

Yeah, I don't think I get this one yet, man.

是啊，我想我還沒明白這一點，夥計。

Damn, fool, what you eatin'?

該死的，傻瓜，你在吃什麼？

Dude, I got all-you-can-eat sushi with that chick Sydney last night.

老兄，我昨晚和雪梨那小妞一起吃了壽司。

I swear to God, I thought I was gonna shit myself in the middle of the dinner.

我對天發誓，我以為自己會在晚餐中拉屎。

Thank God you didn't.

謝天謝地，你沒有。

That would've been embarrassing for you and her.

那會讓你和她都很尷尬。

She probably wouldn't talk to you again.

她可能不會再理你了。

You need your colon cleaned, man.

你需要清理你的結腸，男人。

It's like a deep, sharp pain, bro.

就像一種深深的劇痛，兄弟。

Yeah, I gotta take a leak over there, man.

是啊，我得去那邊撒個尿，夥計。

What's that, all-you-can-eat 7-Eleven sushi?

那是什麼？7-Eleven 的壽司？

Wipe your ass when you in there.

進去的時候把屁股擦乾淨

There's kids in there, too.

裡面還有孩子

Yeah.

是啊

Out here pissing excellence, gentlemen.

先生們，在外面撒尿吧

Happy Wednesday, diggies.

週三快樂

This is for real.

這是真的。

A boy is literally pissing excellence.

一個男孩真的在撒尿。

Oh, Stig!

哦，斯迪格

The stream is strong with this one, my friend.

我的朋友，這條小溪的水流很急。

You over there peeing real good, huh?

你在那邊尿得很爽吧？

Spig, what the fuck are you doing?

斯皮格，你他媽在幹什麼？

Just beat Reggie's little bitch-ass in one-on-one.

只要一對一打敗雷吉的小賤貨就行

Now I'm about to head home.

現在我要回家了。

What's good?

什麼是好？

No, why the fuck are you sending me Snapchats of you taking a piss, dude?

不，你他媽為什麼給我發你小便的快照，老兄？

That is the last thing I wanna see when I'm trying to work.

這是我工作時最不想看到的。

Relax, dude.

放鬆，夥計。

As a man, I thought you'd appreciate a strong stream.

作為一個男人，我想你會欣賞一股強勁的溪流。

It's funny.

這很有趣。

No, I don't appreciate it, actually.

不，其實我並不欣賞它。

This is the third time I've seen your loaf in as many days, and it is really starting to fuck with my mental.

這是我這幾天第三次看到你做的麵包，它真的開始讓我精神錯亂了。

Can you just admit that it was funny?

你能承認這很有趣嗎？

Grow up, bro.

成熟點吧，兄弟。

Grown men don't send other grown men videos of them pissing, dude.

成年男人才不會給其他成年男人發他們撒尿的視頻呢，老兄。

If your dad doesn't wake up in the morning and say, hey, let me take my morning piss and send it out to all my boys.

如果你爸爸早上醒來不說："嘿，讓我撒泡晨尿，然後發給我所有的孩子。

You don't know that.

你不知道。

Who do you even send these to?

你到底要把這些東西寄給誰？

Oh, you want names?

哦，你想要名字？

Yeah, I do want names.

是的，我確實想要名字。

Okay, I send it to you.

好的，我發給你。

I'm about to dig through it.

我正準備翻閱。

Reg.

Reg.

Joey.

喬伊

Harp, and...

豎琴和...

Harp.

豎琴

No, this can't be right.

不，這不可能是對的。

It says here I sent it to Sydney.

這裡說我寄到了雪梨。

You're lying.

你在撒謊

No, you didn't.

不，你沒有。

Yo.

喲。

Yeah.

是啊

I literally just sent a video of my flaccid penis to Sydney, bro.

我剛剛給雪梨發了一段我鬆弛陰莖的視頻，兄弟。

This is the best day of my life, dude.

這是我一生中最美好的一天，夥計。

Fucking shit, man.

操他媽的

You sent a video of your shrimp dick to the girl you've been trying to date.

你給你一直想約會的女孩發了一段你的蝦雞視頻。

Okay, yo, what do I do?

好吧，我該怎麼辦？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Probably flee the country. Change your name legally.

可能會逃離這個國家。 合法改名

Start a new life in Canada or something.

去加拿大什麼的開始新生活吧

Well, fuck yourself, yo.

去你媽的吧

We gotta go, dawg.

我們得走了

You idiot.

你個白痴

We gotta go?

我們要走了嗎？

Hello?

喂？

Sydney, how are you?

雪梨，你好嗎？

I'm good.

我很好

Just getting ready for yoga at the park with Nikki.

正準備和尼基一起去公園練瑜伽。

What's up?

怎麼了？

Yoga at the park.

公園瑜伽

Wow, that just sounds fantastic, girl.

哇，聽起來太棒了，姑娘。

It's cool.

太酷了

You know, we've been doing it for a couple weeks now.

你知道，我們已經做了幾個星期了。

That's so weird.

太奇怪了

I didn't know you guys were all yama sage shit.

我不知道你們這些傢伙都是閻王爺。

I've never seen you guys posted on Instagram or anything.

我從沒在 Instagram 或其他網站上見過你們。

We leave our phones at the house so that it's like an anti-phone claim, you know.

我們把手機放在家裡，這樣就像反手機主張一樣，你知道的。

Oh, you do?

哦，是嗎？

Nikki and Sydney leave their phones at home when they go to do yoga.

尼基和希尼去做瑜伽時都把手機放在家裡。

That's just fantastic news.

這真是個好消息。

Okay, yeah.

好吧

The mental health thing is huge.

心理健康問題非常重要。

Good for you guys.

對你們有好處。

And what park do we do this at?

我們在哪個公園做這個？

The one by my house.

我家旁邊的那個

Of course you do, Sydney.

當然了，希尼

That just sounds great.

聽起來不錯。

Well, hey, it's really good catching up.

嗯，嘿嘿，能敘敘舊真是太好了。

I will talk to you later.

稍後再聊。

All right.

好吧

Good talk.

說得好

Bye, Slick.

再見，斯利克

I'm going to go keep an eye on them at the park, okay?

我去公園看著他們，好嗎？

So I'll call you while you break into her house.

所以你闖進她家的時候，我會給你打電話。

What?

什麼？

That's completely illegal.

這完全是違法的。

That didn't stop you from doing a ton of drugs at Coachella last month.

但這並不妨礙你在上個月的科切拉音樂節上吸食大量毒品。

That's illegal too, Reggie.

這也是違法的，雷吉。

That's completely different.

這是完全不同的。

Everybody does drugs at Coachella.

科切拉音樂節上人人都吸毒。

Okay, so here's what we can do then, bro.

好吧，那我們就這麼辦，兄弟

You can either pay me my $100 now from getting your ass waxed in one-on-one earlier, or if you want to get real creative, bro, I can drop you off before we even get on the freeway and you can take a $100 Uber back to the valley.

你可以把之前一對一給你屁股打蠟的 100 美元付給我，或者如果你想搞點新花樣，兄弟，我可以在上高速公路之前就把你放下，然後你可以打 100 美元的 Uber 回山谷。

What's it going to be, bro? My hips are tight.

會是什麼，兄弟？ 我的臀部很緊

I know, right?

我知道，對吧？

I had a rough weekend.

我這個週末過得很糟糕。

Yo.

喲。

Hiya.

你好

Did you get in?

你進去了嗎？

No.

不

I'm walking up to the back door.

我走到後門。

I'm praying to God that this thing is open.

我向上帝祈禱，希望這東西能打開。

All right.

好吧

Just try and go through the back door.

走後門吧

I'm almost positive that they unlocked their back door.

我幾乎可以肯定，他們打開了後門。

Let's do it.

開始吧

All right.

好吧

Look for her phone.

找找她的手機

I'm going to keep an eye on them here.

我要在這裡盯著他們。

They're almost done.

快好了

They're almost done.

快好了

Would you rather... ...stop using the Juul, no nicotine in your entire life, or stop getting dicks?

Dick?

迪克？

No Juul.

沒有 Juul。

No dick.

沒有雞巴

What you think?

你怎麼看？

Pass, man.

傳球

All right.

好的

Just grab the phone, bro.

拿起電話，兄弟

It's too hard.

太難了

It's too much.

太多了

It's gone.

它不見了

It's gone.

它不見了

Yo, you sure it's recent?

你確定是最近的？

I mean, it's...

我的意思是...

It's still legal in India.

這在印度還是合法的。

All right, yo.

好吧，喲。

Let me call you right back.

我一會兒打給你

I'm going to call her just to make sure it's recent.

我要給她打個電話，確認一下是不是最近的事。

All right.

好吧

Hurry up.

快點

Yo.

喲

Yo, she left her fucking phone in the car, bro.

她把手機忘在車裡了 兄弟

Damn, Stevie.

該死，史蒂夫

Yo, just get the fuck out of there.

喲，快他媽離開那裡。

Okay?

好嗎？

Get the fuck out of there.

給我滾出來

I'll pick you up at the end of the street.

我會在街尾接你。

Just hide.

藏起來

Yo, by the way, I'm still not paying $100.

喲，對了，我還是不付 100 美元。

Of course you're not.

你當然不是。

The Juul was operated by a bank.

Juul 由一家銀行營運。

Are you okay?

你還好嗎？

All right.

好吧

All right. Oh, Jesus Christ.

好吧 天啊

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Can you unlock the car?

你能打開車鎖嗎？

Yeah, it's open.

是的，門開著。

I left the keys in there.

我把鑰匙忘在裡面了

Mm-hmm.

嗯

All right, yo, if you're calling to harass me right now...

好吧，如果你現在打電話來騷擾我...

Yo, you gotta give me an update, dude.

喲，你得給我一個更新，紈絝子弟。

What's going on?

怎麼了？

I'm following her to her house right now to take her phone.

我現在正跟著她去她家拿手機。

Isn't that, like, illegal to follow people?

跟蹤別人不是違法的嗎？

It's not illegal.

這並不違法。

It's just frowned upon.

只是人們不喜歡這樣。

Taking videos of yourself taking a leak is also frowned upon, but I guess that's never stopped you either.

拍攝自己洩密的視頻也是不被允許的，但我想這也從未阻止過你。

All right, fuck you, man.

好吧，你他媽的，男人。

That shit was funny.

真他媽好笑

Eat dick.

吃雞巴

God bless.

上帝保佑

Yo, hi.

嗨

Yo, what the hell is going on?

喲，這到底是怎麼回事？

She had her phone the whole time, bro.

她一直拿著手機，兄弟

I'm such a...

我真是個...

Maybe I should just stop sending dick videos, bro.

也許我應該停止發送雞巴視頻，兄弟。

Maybe it's not funny.

也許這並不好笑。

Maybe I was just...

也許我只是...

Oh, come on, Stevie, man.

得了吧 史蒂維 夥計

That's the bullshit.

這就是廢話。

That video was the funniest video I've ever seen.

那段視頻是我見過的最有趣的視頻。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Top five, bro.

前五名，兄弟

And you know what the other four were?

你知道其他四個是什麼嗎？

The other dick videos you sent me.

你發給我的其他雞巴視頻

What you need to do is get up to that house, get her phone, and snatch it before she opens her snout.

你要做的就是去她家，拿到她的手機，在她張嘴之前搶過來。

You mean that?

你是說那個？

Yes.

是的。

You're just in there because you don't want to pay the hundred bucks, bro.

你在裡面只是因為你不想付那一百塊錢，兄弟。

Yes.

是的。