Sorry, do we know each other?

Don't you remember me?

I'm Martin Balza.

We met at the tree.

Hey, Martin!

I didn't recognize you.

You changed a lot, brother.

How did you get here?

Oh, you can't even imagine, Gustavo.

It was a long and hard journey.

First, a man with a stick came and knocked me off the tree.

They put me in a truck and took me to a factory.

There, they washed me with a suspicious liquid.

They cut me in half.

They ripped out my heart.

And they skinned me alive, Gustavo.

Real brother, how cruel.

But the worst was yet to come.

They mashed me and mixed me with 40,000 strangers.

They added salt, dehydrated onion, jalapeno, and guess what?

Sugar!

Sugar?

What's the point of that?

They put ascorbic acid, sodium ascorbate, sodium citrate, citric acid, and potassium sorbate on me.

They added cilantro, garlic aroma, and atomic green coloring 666 to enhance my color.

Oh, I see.

That explains it.

They vacuum-packed me and took me to the supermarket.

A man who passed by bought me, brought me to his house, and that's it.

Here I am.

Wow, that was a long and hard journey indeed.

You see?

Was it hard for you to get here too?

Nah, bruh.

I stayed quietly in the tree until I ripened and fell by myself.

A man passing by picked me up, brought me to his house, and here I am.

Look at you.

So you are that thing they call natural. 100%, my friend.

No preservatives or colorants.

Only one ingredient!

Yeah, yeah, but also a really short life, right?

All right, all right, avocados, get ready, cause I'm gonna eat you right now in my toast.

Okay, wait, let me un- Nah, nah, not you.

The other one first.

The natural one.

Uh...

Lemon!

I got rotten!

Mangoes you waited too long!

Got rotten!

Rap me dancing to that song!

I got rotten!

Treat me like I don't belong!

Got rotten!

Lord have mercy!