I know it's tough now, but things will get better.

我知道現在很艱難，但一切都會好起來的。

How do you know that?

你怎麼知道的？

What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we can't even be in the same room with each other?

如果情況越來越糟，糟到我們甚至不能共處一室怎麼辦？

I'm not great at the advice.

我不太會提建議。

Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

我能讓你對我的諷刺性評論感興趣嗎？

Some cheese.

一些奶酪

The thing is, don't rush into anything.

問題是，不要急於求成。

Yeah, come on, think about it.

是啊，來吧，好好想想。

You're 18, okay?

你才18歲，好嗎？

She's 44.

她 44 歲。

When you're 36, she's gonna be 88.

當你 36 歲時，她已經 88 歲了。

Sorry, you don't think I know that?

對不起，你以為我不知道嗎？

Look, the point is, there's a lot of women out there you haven't even had sex with yet.

聽著 重點是 外面有很多女人 你還沒和她們上過床呢

Yeah, he's right, he's right.

是的，他說得對，他說得對。

This is your time, you know?

這是你的時代，你知道嗎？

You're young, you're weird.

你年輕，你古怪。

Chicks dig that.

小妞們都喜歡這樣。

Okay, but isn't sex better when it's with one person that you really, really care about?

好吧，但是和一個你真的真的在乎的人做愛不是更好嗎？

Yeah, in a poem, maybe.

是啊，也許可以寫成詩

No, the man's right.

不，他是對的。

That's what I had with Rachel.

我和瑞秋就是這樣。

You don't have it anymore?

你沒有了嗎？

No, I, uh...

不，我...

I slept with someone else.

我和別人上床了

Okay, so wait, alright, so how did that make things better?

好吧，等等，好吧，這怎麼會讓事情變得更好呢？

It didn't.

沒有。

Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel is what I got with Alice.

好吧，你以前和瑞秋在一起的樣子 就是我和愛麗絲在一起的樣子。

Now, what is that like?

現在，這像什麼？

It's so cool, man.

太酷了

It's just because being with her is so much better than, like, not being with her.

因為和她在一起總比不在一起要好得多。

Why can't I find that?

為什麼我找不到？

Don't ask me, I had it, I blew it.

別問我，我有過，但我搞砸了。

Well, I want it.

我想要

You can have it.

你可以擁有它。

I don't know, maybe I can.

我不知道，也許我可以。

I mean, maybe there's something wrong with me.

我是說，也許我有什麼問題。

No, it's out there, man, I've seen it, I got it.

不，它就在那裡，夥計，我已經看到了，我得到了它。

Then you hold on to it.

那你就堅持下去。

Alright, man.

好吧，夥計。

Alright, congratulations, you lucky bastard.

好吧，恭喜你，你這個幸運的混蛋。

You're Frank's best man?

你是弗蘭克的伴郎？

I couldn't help it, their love is so pure.

我情不自禁，他們的愛是如此純潔。

Well, and what about you, huh?

那你呢？

I'm the ring bearer.

我是戴戒指的人

I just didn't want it to end this way, you know.

我只是不想這樣結束，你知道的。

Or maybe you didn't want it to end.

或者，你不想讓它結束。

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

You seem to really like her.

你好像很喜歡她

Yeah, I really do.

是的，我真的這麼想。

Yeah, but what am I going to do?

是啊，但我該怎麼辦呢？

I mean, we both agreed it was going to be a two-week thing, you know, no commitment.

我的意思是，我們都同意這將是一個為期兩週的事情，你知道，沒有承諾。

Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monica's photo albums.

羅斯，那個女孩整晚都在和你的朋友哈拉，問你的故事，翻莫妮卡的相冊。

I mean, you don't do that if you're just in it for two weeks.

我是說，如果你只幹了兩個星期，你就不會這麼做了。

You think?

你覺得呢？

Sure.

當然。

You've got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and you're sitting here in a hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.

她還有14個小時就要去機場了 而你卻和一個28歲的胖嘴脣啦啦隊長 坐在走廊裡

Yeah, you're right.

是的，你說得對。

Yeah.

是啊

Thanks.

謝謝。

What photo album was it?

是哪本相冊？

I don't know, you and a bunch of albino kids?

我不知道，你和一群白化病孩子？

Oh my God, those weren't albino kids, that was computer camp, right?

天哪，那些不是白化病兒童，那是電腦夏令營，對吧？

Hey, kick me.

嘿，踢我

What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

Just trying to get comfortable, I can't sleep on my underwear.

只是想舒服點，我不能穿著內衣睡覺。

Well, you're gonna.

你會的

I've been thinking, you know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls.

我一直在想，你知道，我怎麼總是看到女孩在女孩上面。

Are they end-to-end or tall like pancakes?

它們是端對端還是像煎餅一樣高？

You know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women.

你知道我的意思，我總是和這些女人約會。

Because I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'll be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, you know?

因為我總在想，當一個合適的人出現時，我就能成為一個頂天立地的男人，走得更遠，你知道嗎？

I'm looking at my dad, thinking, hey, you're not him, you're you.

我看著爸爸，心想，嘿，你不是他，你是你自己。

When they were all over you to go into your father's pipe fitting business, did you cave?

當他們都勸你去做你父親的管件生意時，你屈服了嗎？

No.

不

No.

不

You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business.

你決定進入失業演員行業。

Now that wasn't easy, but you did it.

這並不容易，但你做到了。

And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say, no thanks, I'm married.

我願意相信，當合適的女人出現時，你會有勇氣和膽量說：不，謝謝，我已經結婚了。

You really think so?

你真的這麼想？

Yeah, I really do.

是的，我真的這麼想。

Thanks, Jim.

謝謝你，吉姆。

Get off.

下車。

Listen, I wanted to ask you something about marriage.

聽著，我想問你一些關於婚姻的問題。

Oh, great, now you're seeking me out to make jokes?

哦，太好了，現在你找我來開玩笑了？

I mean, I can see if we're all hanging out, but to come to my home?

我的意思是，我可以看到，如果我們都掛出，但來我家？

No, I really want to know how you feel about it.

不，我真的想知道你的感受。

Why?

為什麼？

Mike doesn't ever want to get married.

邁克永遠都不想結婚。

Never? Wow.

從未有過？ Wow.

Are you still going to move in with him?

你還會和他同居嗎？

Well, I want to, but I just wanted you to tell me that marriage really isn't that big a deal, you know?

我想結婚，但我只想讓你告訴我 結婚真的不是什麼大事，你知道嗎？

That I won't be missing out on anything.

我不會錯過任何東西。

That marriage stinks.

這段婚姻太糟糕了

Yeah, marriage stinks.

是啊，婚姻很糟糕。

I mean, if you want to see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving, get him married.

我的意思是，如果你想看到一個男人發胖，一個女人不再刮鬍子，那就讓他結婚吧。

That's not how you really feel, is it?

這不是你的真實感受，對嗎？

No, I'm sorry.

不，對不起。

Look, I know it's not what you want to hear right now, but I can't help it.

聽著，我知道這不是你現在想聽的，但我沒辦法。

I love marriage.

我愛婚姻。

Seriously?

真的嗎？

You divorce, though?

你離婚了？

If you have to call me a name, I prefer Ross the Divorcer.

如果非要叫我的名字，我更喜歡 "離婚者羅斯"。

It's just cooler.

這樣更酷。

Look, look, I know my marriages didn't exactly work out, but, you know, I loved being that committed to another person.

聽著，聽著，我知道我的婚姻並不成功，但是，你知道，我喜歡對另一個人那麼投入。

And Carol and I had some good times before she became a lesbian, and once afterward.

在卡羅爾成為女同性戀之前，我和她有過一段美好時光，之後也有過一次。

Anyway, I'm sorry.

總之，我很抱歉。

It's okay.

沒關係。

That's how you feel.

這就是你的感受。

But, come on, I mean, living together would be great.

但是，拜託，我是說，住在一起會很棒的。

I mean, you guys have so much fun, and you love Mike.

我是說，你們玩得很開心，你愛麥克

I do love Mike.

我愛麥克。

Ah, see?

啊，看到了嗎？

And you were so excited about moving in together before, and you know what?

你之前對搬到一起住那麼興奮，你知道嗎？

You should be.

你應該是

It's a big deal.

這是一件大事。

Yeah, I guess you're right.

是的，我想你是對的。

Yeah, thanks.

好的，謝謝

This helped.

這很有幫助。

Thanks.

謝謝。

The Divorcer to the rescue.

離婚者來拯救

It's not cooler.

這並不酷。

Yeah, I just heard it.

是的，我剛剛聽到了。

We just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.

我們只是覺得，為了讓她開心，你不得不犧牲很多。

Yeah.

是啊

We just think that maybe she's being a little unreasonable.

我們只是覺得，也許她有點無理取鬧。

Yes, yes, unreasonable.

是的，是的，不合理。

Unreasonable.

不合理。

How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married?

等你們有人結婚了，我們再談這個話題如何？

You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work.

你根本不知道婚姻需要什麼。

It's about compromise.

這就是妥協。

Do you always like it?

你總是喜歡嗎？

No.

不

Do you do it?

你會這樣做嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Park all the time.

因為並不總是歡聲笑語、幸福美滿、天上掉糖果、在中央公園喝咖啡。

It's real life, okay?

這就是現實生活，好嗎？

It's what grown-ups do.

這就是成年人該做的。

I think he's right.

我認為他是對的。

You guys hang out at the coffee house way too much.

你們在咖啡館混得太久了。

It's just that now that they're in me, it's like, it's like I know them, you know?

只是現在它們在我體內，就好像我認識它們一樣，你知道嗎？

It's not going to be easy when these little babies have to go away.

當這些小寶貝不得不離開時，日子可不好過。

I know, sweetie.

我知道 親愛的

But it's not like you're not going to have anything.

但你也不是一無所有。

You're going to have nieces and nephews.

你會有侄女和侄子。

In some ways, that's even better.

在某些方面，這甚至更好。

Yeah, okay.

好吧

No, really, really.

不，真的，真的。

I mean, you're not going to be the one worrying about saving for college or yelling at them when they're bad, you know?

我的意思是，你不會是那個擔心為大學攢錢的人，也不會在他們不聽話的時候對他們大吼大叫，你知道嗎？

Or deciding to put them on Ritalin when they just won't calm down.

或者當他們無法安靜下來時，決定讓他們服用利他林。

You know?

你知道嗎？

You're going to be the one that they come to when they want to run away from home and the one they talk to about sex.

他們想離家出走時會來找你，他們談性時也會找你。

You just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe.

你只需要做個酷酷的菲比阿姨。

Cool Aunt Phoebe.

酷斃了的菲比阿姨

I am pretty cool.

我很酷

Oh.

哦。

Yeah, and you know what else?

是啊，你知道還有什麼嗎？

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Are they going to love you?

他們會愛上你嗎？

They are going to love me.

他們會喜歡我的。

Oh.

哦。

Thanks, you guys.

謝謝你們

Aw, honey.

親愛的

Again?

再來一次？

Come on, sweetie.

來吧，親愛的

Aw.

胡。

Thanks.

謝謝。

Oh, what?

哦，什麼？

Oh, God.

哦，上帝啊

Just kidding.

開個玩笑

Ah, what?

啊，什麼？

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Don't touch me again.

別再碰我

You're so easy.

你太簡單了

It's Sunday night and he didn't call.

今天是週日晚上，他沒有打電話來。

Bummer.

真掃興

Yeah, right.

是啊，沒錯。

Look at you.

看看你

You're practically giddy.

你幾乎要暈了。

No, I'm genuinely sorry the Mark thing didn't work out.

不，我真的很遺憾馬克的事沒辦成。

Look, French, I want only good things for you.

聽著，弗倫奇，我只想為你做件好事。

Wait a minute.

等一下

Why don't you just call Mark?

你為什麼不打電話給馬克？

I mean, who said you have to sit here and wait for him?

我是說，誰說你必須坐在這裡等他？

You've got to make stuff happen.

你必須讓事情發生。

But you don't want to seem too pushy.

但你又不想顯得太咄咄逼人。

Honey, it's not pushy.

親愛的，這不是催促。

He gave her his home number.

他給了她家裡的電話號碼。

What?

什麼？

He gave you his home number?

他給了你他家的電話號碼？

I sent, like, to his home?

我派人去了他家？

Yeah, and you don't mind if I call because you only want good things for me.

是啊，你不介意我打電話，因為你只想為我做好事。

That's right.

這就對了。

Good things.

好東西

That is what I said.

我就是這麼說的。

Hello, Mark?

你好，馬克？

Hi, it's Rachel Green.

你好，我是瑞秋-格林。

Oh, no.

哦，不

Don't you apologize.

別道歉

Yeah, I'll hold.

好的，我等著

He left my number at work.

他把我的電話號碼留在了公司

He was going to get it, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.

他本來是要去拿的，但他正在幫侄女做關於拓荒者的報告。

That is so made up.

真是瞎編的。

Yep.

是的。

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Tomorrow?

明天？

No, it's perfect.

不，它很完美。

Oh, God.

哦，上帝啊

Thank you so much.

非常感謝。

Great.

好極了

Bye.

再見。

I got the interview.

我得到了面試機會。

Oh, yay!

哦，耶！

There you go.

這就對了。

He even offered to meet me for lunch and prep me for it.

他甚至主動約我共進午餐，為我做準備。

Oh, that is amazing!

太神奇了

Well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, I'd expect nothing less.

好吧，如果我瞭解馬克，我想我也瞭解他，我希望他能做到。

I've got to figure out what I'm going to wear.

我得想好穿什麼衣服。

I'd call her in baggy pants and say, I'm a pro.

我會穿著寬鬆的褲子給她打電話，說我是專業人士。

Yeah, right.

是啊，沒錯。

Okay, I'll see you guys later.

好吧，回頭見

You go get him.

你去抓他

What did I do to you?

我對你做了什麼？

Did I hurt you in some way?

我是否在某些方面傷害了你？

Why don't you call him?

你為什麼不打電話給他？

Well, thank you very much.

非常感謝。

You know, now he's going to prep her.

你知道，現在他要給她做準備了。

You know, prep her as in what you do before you surgically remove the boyfriend.

你知道，在手術切除男友之前要做的準備工作。

Are you crazy?

你瘋了嗎？

Am I?

我有嗎？

Am I?

我有嗎？

Am I out of my mind?

我是不是瘋了？

Am I losing my senses?

我是不是失去理智了？

This dreamy guy is taking my girlfriend out for a meal.

這個夢幻般的傢伙要帶我女朋友出去吃飯。

Ross, you know, this isn't even about you.

羅斯，你知道，這甚至不是你。

I mean, this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her.

我的意思是，這是關於瑞秋和她的美好事物。

I mean, you know, even if you're right, what if he wants to sleep with her?

我是說，就算你是對的 萬一他想和她上床呢？

Does that mean he gets to?

這是否意味著他可以？

No, but...

沒有，但是...

I mean, don't you trust her?

你不相信她嗎？

Well, yeah.

是啊

Then get over yourself!

那就忘掉你自己吧！

Grow up!

長大吧

You grow up.

你長大了

I don't know what's going to happen with Phoebe and David.

我不知道菲比和戴維會發生什麼。

I do.

我是這麼想的。

Want a hint?

想要提示嗎？

Huh?

啊？

I do.

我是這麼想的。

I do.

我是這麼想的。

Okay, I'm sensing this is some kind of wordplay because you are pink with barely controlled glee.