And it seems unlikely, but here's a classic of, there's Benedict coming back, and here he is looking like an otter.

這似乎不太可能，但這裡有一個經典案例，本尼迪克特回來了，他看起來就像一隻水獺。

And it sort of works.

而且還有點效果。

So now they've got you compared to another woodland creature.

現在他們把你和另一種林中生物相提並論了。

Do you know what's coming?

你知道接下來會發生什麼嗎？

No, I don't.

不，我沒有。

You don't follow me on the internet?

你沒在網上關注我？

No.

不

Can you guess what woodland creature Martin Freeman might be?

您能猜出馬丁-弗里曼可能是哪種林中生物嗎？

Careful.

小心點

Other side.

另一邊

Ah.

啊。

Keep it clean.

保持清潔

It's really unlikely.

這真的不太可能。

Tatweasel?

Tatweasel?

Unbelievable.

難以置信

Tatweasel's not even a creature.

Tatweasel 甚至不是一種生物。

He's just an old tramp in the woods.

他只是森林裡的一個老流浪漢。

And?

然後呢？

No, it is, it's a hedgehog.

不，是刺蝟。

No, and you kind of think, how does a person look like a hedgehog?

不，你會想，一個人怎麼會像刺蝟呢？

Because a hedgehog is not expressive.

因為刺蝟不善於表達。

I'm so wrong.

我錯了

I'm so wrong.

我錯了

So here's Martin.

馬丁來了

Here's Martin, right?

這是馬丁，對吧？

And you've got to think, a hedgehog couldn't look like that.

你一定會想，刺蝟不可能長成那樣。

Never, never.

決不，決不。

A hedgehog couldn't look like that.

刺蝟不可能長成那樣。

Amazing.

太神奇了

So, happy hedgehog.

所以，快樂的刺蝟

Then we've got less happy Martin.

那我們的馬丁就沒那麼快樂了。

Does he have a hedgehog to look like him?

他有一隻長得像他的刺蝟嗎？

Yes, he does.

是的，他是這樣想的。

I don't think he looks like a hedgehog at all.

我覺得它一點也不像刺蝟。

I think that anybody making a face to put a hedgehog next to them will look like a hedgehog.

我認為，任何人做個鬼臉，把刺蝟放在旁邊，都會看起來像刺蝟。

I think Ben's seen through the floor.

我覺得本已經看穿地板了

Okay, explain this one then.

好吧，那你解釋一下這個。

This is so specific.

這太具體了。

Okay, okay.

好吧 好吧

Now look at the hedgehog.

現在看看刺蝟。

Who started it?

誰是始作俑者？

I rest my case, if you like.

如果你願意，我就不多說了。

Okay, if you don't mind me, this is the clincher. Here's Martin Freedman, obviously encountering fans.

好吧，如果你不介意的話，這才是關鍵。 馬丁-弗裡德曼來了，顯然是遇到粉絲了。

How could a hedgehog do this?

刺蝟怎麼能這麼做？

It's not possible.

這是不可能的。

I'm told this isn't photoshopped.

我聽說這不是照片合成的。

It also looks like a mutant hedgehog.

它看起來還像一隻變異刺蝟。

Welcome to Hedgehogs.

歡迎來到刺蝟。