Hey!

嘿！

What's in the bag?

包裡有什麼？

Oh, well you know how Emma started crawling?

你知道艾瑪是怎麼開始爬行的嗎？

I realized that this place is very unsafe for a baby, so I went to the store and I got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment.

我意識到這個地方對嬰兒來說很不安全，所以我去商店買了一些東西來保護公寓裡的嬰兒。

Oh God, baby-proofing.

天哪，嬰兒防護

Why is it such a big deal now?

為什麼現在變得如此重要？

You know, when I was a kid it was like, whoops, Joey fell down the stairs, or whoops, Joey electrocuted himself again.

你知道，當我還是個孩子的時候，就像 "哎呀，喬伊從樓梯上摔下來了"，或者 "哎呀，喬伊又觸電了"。

Anyway, are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff?

總之，你打算找個雜工來安裝這些東西嗎？

No, I'm just going to do it myself.

不，我要自己來。

You're going to do it?

你打算這麼做？

Yeah, why?

是啊，怎麼了？

You don't think a woman can do this?

你覺得女人做不到嗎？

Women can, you can't.

女人可以，你不行。

Monica, will you please tell Joey that he is a pig?

莫妮卡，你能告訴喬伊他是頭豬嗎？

You're a pig, and you can't do this.

你是頭豬，你不能這麼做。

What?

什麼？

Come on, I found the hardware store all by myself.

拜託，我自己找到五金店的。

The hardware store is right down the street.

五金店就在街邊。

There is a hardware store right down the street?

街邊有五金店嗎？

Rach?

瑞秋？

Rachel!

瑞秋

So, I can't do anything I like?

所以，我不能做任何我喜歡的事情？

Oh, I did it!

哦，我做到了！

I did it!

我做到了

All right.

好的

Okay.

好的

I better take all I can carry.

我最好能拿多少拿多少。

Who knows when I'll be able to get in here again.

誰知道我什麼時候才能再進來。