I don't know.

What's in this pie?

I don't know, butter and eggs and flour and lime and kiwi.

Kiwi?

Kiwi?

You said it was a key lime pie.

No I didn't, I said kiwi lime.

That's what makes it so special.

That's what's going to kill me.

I'm allergic to kiwi.

No you're not.

You're allergic to lobster and peanuts.

Oh my god.

It's definitely getting worse.

Is your tongue swelling up?

Either that or my mouth is getting smaller.

Alright get your coat we're gonna go to the hospital.

Is he gonna be okay?

Yeah you just got to get a shot.

You know what about Ben?

We can't bring a baby to the hospital.

We'll watch him.

I don't think so.

What?

I have seven Catholic sisters.

I've taken care of hundreds of kids.

Come on we want to do it don't we?

Well I was looking forward to playing basketball but I guess that's out the window.

Okay well if you do take him out for a walk just remember to bring his hat okay and there's extra milk in the fridge and extra diapers in the bag.

Hat, milk, got it.

Consider it done.

You understood that?

Yeah my uncle Sal has a really big tongue.

Is he the one with the beautiful wife?

There's no way I'm gonna get a shot on him.

Maybe they can take the needle and squirt it into my mouth.

You know like a cork gun.

Hello there.

Hi.

I'm Dr. Carlin.

I see someone's having a little allergic reaction.

Dr. Penney for just a moment please.

My brother has a slight phobia about needles.

Did you tell him about my cork gun idea?

My brother the PhD would like to know if there's any way to treat this orally.

No under these circumstances it has to be an injection and it has to be now.

Doctor says it's got to be a needle so you're just gonna have to be brave okay.

Can you do that for me?

Okay.

Oh boy you are doing so good.

You want to squeeze my hand?

Yes.

Okay.

All right Ross don't squeeze it so hard.

Honey really don't squeeze it so hard.

Are you sure he didn't break it because it really hurts.

No it's just a good bone bruise and right here is the puncture wound from your ring.

I'm sorry I'm really sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Hey hey I got my answers back which we can celebrate later.

I just want to thank you for being there for me today and I'm sorry I almost broke your hand.

Okay.

Sorry I poisoned you.

Remember the time I jammed that pencil into your hand?

Remember it.

What do you think this is a freckle?

What about a time that I hit you in the face with Sylvian's pumpkin?

Oh man well remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb?

No but I remember people telling me about it.

I hope Ben has a little sister.

Yeah I hope she can kick his ass.

I'm gonna get a new band-aid.

Hey how about the time I cut the legs off your Malibu can?

That was you?

They were infected.

He wouldn't have made it.