They don't like us, do they?

他們不喜歡我們，是嗎？

Who says you can't get a nice punch bowl for under six bucks?

誰說花不到六塊錢就買不到一個漂亮的酒碗？

Maybe we can take it back.

也許我們可以收回它。

No, I didn't see where it came from.

不，我沒看到它是從哪裡來的。

Where would we return it?

在哪裡歸還？

How about to the street, save from the balcony?

從陽臺到街上如何？

Why don't we just find a place for it?

我們為什麼不找個地方放呢？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

How about in that cabinet?

那櫃子裡呢？

No, that's where we keep the canned goods.

不，那是我們放罐頭的地方。

Have you completely forgotten everything you learned at orientation?

你是否已經完全忘記了在迎新會上所學到的一切？

How about the closet by the bathroom?

衛生間的壁櫥怎麼樣？

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧

Here, why don't you let me do it?

來，讓我來吧？

No, no, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不，不。

I will do it.

我會做的。

Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once in a while.

親愛的，你得學會坐下來放鬆一下，偶爾讓你丈夫來處理一些事情。

It's locked.

鎖住了

You have to help me.

你必須幫我。

Why is it locked?

為什麼鎖住了？

No reason.

沒有理由

I keep private things in there.

我把私人物品放在裡面。

Well, you know, I've been living here for a while and I have never seen what's inside that closet.

你知道，我在這裡住了一段時間，還從沒見過壁櫥裡有什麼。

What is in there?

裡面有什麼？

Feminine stuff.

女性化的東西

Don't try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff.

不要試圖用女性化的東西讓我感到不舒服。

Taylor, there is nothing in there that concerns you.

泰勒，裡面沒有與你有關的東西。

If you love me, you'll just, you'll let it go.

如果你愛我，你就會放手。

Fine.

很好

Thank you.

謝謝。

Love you.

愛你

I wasn't trying to open your closet.

我不是想打開你的衣櫃。

I wasn't trying to open your closet, I swear.

我不是想打開你的衣櫃 我發誓

Wow.

哇

Monica runs a pretty tight ship around here, doesn't she?

莫妮卡在這裡管得很嚴，不是嗎？

What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

Monica has a secret closet and she won't let me see what's in it.

莫妮卡有個祕密衣櫥，她不讓我看裡面有什麼。

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know.

我不知道。

What could she possibly be hiding in here that I can't see?

她到底藏了什麼我看不到的東西？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Ooh, I bet it's Richard.

哦，我打賭是理查德。

Why would Monica be keeping Richard in here?

莫妮卡為什麼要把理查德關在這裡？

Well, off the top of my head, maybe she's having her cake and eating it too.

好吧，我想起來了，也許她是既想吃蛋糕，又想吃蛋糕。

You being the cake, Richard being the two.

你是蛋糕，理查德是兩個人。

Or...

或者

And here we go.

我們開始吧。

I saw this movie once where there was a door and nobody knew what was behind it and when they finally got it open, millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh.

我曾經看過一部電影，裡面有一扇門，沒人知道門後面是什麼，當他們終於把門打開時，幾百萬、幾百萬、幾百萬只蟲子湧了出來，它們以人肉為食。

You know, it wouldn't kill you to respect your wife's privacy.

尊重你妻子的隱私又不會要了你的命

Stupid closet full of bugs.

愚蠢的壁櫥裡全是蟲子

Not too shabby.

還不錯

I got this all off myself.

這都是我自己弄下來的。

Using my wife's tools.

用我妻子的工具

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

How did you get in there?

你是怎麼進去的？

You're messy.

你太亂了

No, you weren't supposed to see this.

不，你不應該看到這個。

I married Fred Sanford.

我嫁給了弗雷德-桑福德

No, Chandler, you don't understand.

不，錢德，你不明白。

Ba-ba-ba-da.

巴-巴-巴-達

Ba-ba-ba-da-ba-da-ba.

叭-叭-叭-叭-叭-叭。

Okay, okay, okay, fine, now you know, okay?

好吧，好吧，好吧，現在你知道了，好嗎？

I'm, you know, I'm sick.

我，你知道，我生病了。

No, honey, you're not sick.

不，親愛的，你沒病。

Look, I don't love you because you're organized.

聽著，我愛你不是因為你有條理。

I love you in spite of that.

儘管如此，我愛你。

Really?

真的嗎？

You promise you won't tell anyone?

你保證不告訴別人？

Yes.

是的。

And, look, now that I know, if I've got some extra stuff lying around, can we share the closet?

聽著，現在我知道了，如果我身邊有多餘的東西，我們能共用一個衣櫃嗎？

Oh.

哦。

Well, it's just, um, I'm afraid you might mess it up.

嗯，只是，嗯，我怕你會搞砸了。