How does this look?

這看起來怎麼樣？

Well, it's a little low.

嗯，有點低。

Pick it up a little.

撿起來一點。

A little bit more.

再多一點點

A little bit more.

再多一點點

There you go.

這就對了。

Now throw it away.

現在扔掉它。

Come on, this looks good.

來吧，這看起來不錯。

Ross, please, trust me, I buy 30 fashion magazines a month.

羅斯，請相信我，我一個月要買 30 本時尚雜誌。

Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.

現在，我不知道誰在競選總統，也不知道那個北約的傢伙是誰，但我知道你必須離那頂帽子越遠越好。

Damn it.

該死的

I have this date tomorrow night, and I have to look cool.

明晚我有個約會，我必須看起來很酷。

Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow.

如果你需要時尚方面的幫助 瑞秋和我明天去購物

You're more than welcome to come with us, right?

我們非常歡迎你和我們一起去，對嗎？

Really?

真的嗎？

That would be great.

那就太好了。

I mean, I have to do something.

我的意思是，我必須做點什麼。

She kind of teased me about how I dress.

她有點取笑我的穿著打扮。

I can see why.

我明白為什麼。

Nice shirt.

襯衫不錯

You're wearing the same shirt.

你穿的是同一件襯衫。

Stupid gap on every corner.

每個角落都有愚蠢的缺口。

This place is awesome.

這個地方太棒了。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

We should just go.

我們還是走吧

I'm not going to find anything here.

我在這裡什麼也找不到。

This stuff is ridiculous.

這東西太荒謬了。

No, this place is great.

不，這個地方很棒。

Wow.

哇

Rach, come on.

瑞秋，別這樣

I'm not going to wear any of this.

我不會穿這些的。

There's nothing silver.

沒有銀子

Okay?

好嗎？

Nothing with hair.

沒有頭髮

And nothing with padlocks on it.

也沒有掛鎖。

Rachel, I know that some of this stuff is out there, but I mean, come on.

蕾切爾，我知道有些事情已經傳開了，但我是說，別這樣。

Look at this.

看看這個。

Look at this sweater.

看看這件毛衣。

I mean, this is just beautiful.

我是說，這真是太美了。

Wow.

哇

This is really soft. $350?

太軟了 350 美元？

Down from $700.

低於 700 美元。

You're saving like $200.

你可以省下 200 美元。

I'm foxed.

我被嚇到了

Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.

今天，邏輯和數學都受到了嚴重打擊。

Hey, check this out.

嘿，看看這個

It's totally you.

這完全是你。

Wow.

哇

Yeah.

是啊

Actually, this looks pretty good. Boys will be boys?

事實上，這看起來很不錯。 男孩就是男孩？

What?

什麼？

They will be.

他們將是

All right.

好吧

That's it.

就是這樣。

I'm getting out of here.

我要離開這裡

No, no, no, Rach.

不 不 不 瑞琪

Wait.

等等。

Come on.

來吧

All right.

好吧

You know what?

你知道嗎？

There's other stuff.

還有其他東西。

Here's some nice shirts.

這裡有幾件不錯的襯衫。

Look at these nice pants.

看看這些漂亮的褲子

Huh.

咦？

Actually, these might look pretty good on me.

其實，我穿上這些可能會很好看。

Yes, they will.

是的，他們會的。

You know what you should do?

你知道該怎麼做嗎？

Just go take a walk.

出去走走吧

All right?

行嗎？

I know your size, and I'm going to pick out some really good stuff for you.

我知道你的尺寸，我會為你挑選一些真正的好東西。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yes, and I know what looks sexy on guys.

是的，我知道男人穿什麼性感。

Please, just wear what I suggest, and she is going to go nuts for you.

求你了，就照我說的穿吧，她一定會為你瘋狂的。

So you're saying if I wear these pants, I might be getting into hers?

你的意思是說，如果我穿上這條褲子，就有可能上了她的？

Why do men keep talking to me like this?

為什麼男人總是這樣跟我說話？

Please, please.

求你了，求你了

Stop.

停下。

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah, but I'm not sure about some of the bras I got.

是的，但我對我買的一些胸罩不太確定。

Oh, really?

哦，真的嗎？

Do you want to try some of them on for me?

你想為我試穿幾件嗎？

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧

Wait.

等等。

Are we in Joey's imagination?

我們是在喬伊的想象中嗎？

Oh, no.

哦，不

I took one of Ross's bags by mistake, and one of mine is missing.

我錯拿了羅斯的一個包，我的一個包也不見了。

Oh, well, Ross probably has it.

哦，好吧，可能在羅斯那裡。

You can get it from him later.

你可以稍後從他那裡拿到。

So, what do you think?

你怎麼看？

I think we're not wearing the same shirt anymore.

我想我們不再穿同一件襯衫了。

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah, Rachel picked it out for me.

是啊，瑞秋幫我挑的。

She told me to trust her, and you know what?

她讓我相信她，你知道嗎？

I'm glad I did.

我很高興我這麼做了。

I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.

在來這裡的路上，我轉了不少彎。

Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that.

老兄，我真覺得你不該穿成這樣。

Oh, I see.

哦，我明白了。

Somebody told you not to.

有人告訴你不要這麼做

Somebody's afraid of a little competition with the ladies.

有人害怕與女士們競爭。

Looks like someone is the ladies.

看來有人是女士。

You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off.

你只是嫉妒，因為你無法做到這一點。

Yeah.

是啊

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date.

恕我失陪，我有個約會

See?

看到了嗎？

All eyes are on me.

所有人的目光都集中在我身上。

Wow.

哇

This looks great.

這看起來很棒。

Oh, you are going to love it.

哦，你一定會喜歡的。

I'm so glad we're finally doing this.

我很高興我們終於開始這麼做了。

Yeah.

是啊

So, this was fun.

所以，這很有趣。

Yeah.

是啊