I wish I could figure out a way to get Paris off my back.

我希望能想出一個辦法，讓巴黎離我遠點。

Yeah.

是啊

Angry chicks are the worst.

憤怒的小雞是最糟糕的。

When I was in high school, I had a Paris.

在我上高中的時候，我有一個巴黎。

Yeah?

是嗎？

Yeah, she was horrible.

是啊，她太可怕了。

How'd you get rid of her?

你怎麼甩掉她的？

I got pregnant and dropped out.

我懷孕了，就退學了。

What if I just learned to French braid her hair?

如果我學會了給她編法式辮子呢？

Even better.

甚至更好。

Sweetie, you can't let those kids get you down.

親愛的，你不能讓那些孩子打倒你。

I know.

我知道

Do you want me to talk to anybody?

你想讓我和誰談談嗎？

A parent, a teacher, a big guy named Moose?

家長、老師、一個叫穆斯的大個子？

I'll just figure it out for myself.

我還是自己想辦法吧。

Okay.

好的

What?

什麼？

I was just thinking about the way Paris' face looked when I beat her to that Martin Luther question.

我只是在想，當我在馬丁-路德的問題上打敗帕里斯時，她的表情是怎樣的。

Good, huh?

不錯吧？

Fourteen shades of purple.

十四種紫色

Cool.

酷斃了

Tomorrow I'm shooting for fifteen.

明天我的目標是 15 分鐘。

Hey, what do you think of Luke?

嘿，你覺得盧克怎麼樣？

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

I mean, do you think he's cute?

你覺得他可愛嗎？

Oh, no.

哦，不

No way.

不可能

No way what?

沒辦法什麼？

You cannot date Luke.

你不能和盧克約會。

I said nothing about dating Luke.

我沒說要和盧克約會

If you date him, you'll break up and we'll never be able to eat there again.

如果你和他約會，你們就會分手，我們就再也不能在那裡吃飯了。

I repeat, I said nothing about dating Luke.

我再說一遍，我沒說要和盧克約會。

Date Al from Pancake World.

和煎餅世界的艾爾約會

His food stinks.

他的食物很臭。

I cannot believe what I'm hearing.

我簡直不敢相信我所聽到的。

Al's food does not stink.

艾爾的食物不臭。

Al stinks.

Al stinks.